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The End of Metal Gear Mondays - Part 3
Nov 15, 2021
Metal Gear Mondays

This is a very special part of the finale season for the show. For the 207th episode of Metal Gear Mondays, we're going through the greatest hits and our favorite moments throughout the entire run of the show. 

There's quite a lot of magic here, as we prepare for the very last episode. Just a little bit longer. Let's cherish these final hours together. 

Support the Show.

Psst... did you know that you could converse with fellow listeners on our Discord? Yes, even now. Right this very moment.

Find more cool links and goodies on our Linktree. And, we have to mention the amazing Metal Gear Mondays Interactive Database that "Dragonhide" put together for us. You can search for anything across every episode. Super cool!

And, if you need to contact the show, feel free to do so using this link.

Show Notes Transcript

This is a very special part of the finale season for the show. For the 207th episode of Metal Gear Mondays, we're going through the greatest hits and our favorite moments throughout the entire run of the show. 

There's quite a lot of magic here, as we prepare for the very last episode. Just a little bit longer. Let's cherish these final hours together. 

Support the Show.

Psst... did you know that you could converse with fellow listeners on our Discord? Yes, even now. Right this very moment.

Find more cool links and goodies on our Linktree. And, we have to mention the amazing Metal Gear Mondays Interactive Database that "Dragonhide" put together for us. You can search for anything across every episode. Super cool!

And, if you need to contact the show, feel free to do so using this link.

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Hey everybody, this is Alessio coming at you before the episode just to say

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There's no announcements anymore like this is it. I think this will probably be the last

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Pre-roll that I ever record for Metal Gear Mondays

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If you're trying to write into the show, it's too late as of like

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24 hours from right this second so if you're listening to this on Monday hurry hurry hurry

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Alessio at a less use in reveal comm send it there audio messages are the most welcome

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But you can also send paper messages

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digital ink

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Electronic paper

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Yeah, other than that. I yeah, this is it you guys Wow

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Look at how far we've come

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Enjoy the episode. It's a weird one. I really like it and I hope you do too. Have a great day

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I love you and don't forget to

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wipe the seat

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And wash your hands

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Wear a mask

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Get vaccinated

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Yeah, goodbye

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Sup fam

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Island boy

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Slump

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Hey, what's that? Oh?

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This yeah that

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Is that what I think it is if you think it's a machine that randomizes some of the best moments of Metal Gear Mondays without requiring me to

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Edit anything at all. Yes. Oh, yo, I was right same same. Let me just pull this lever

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Oh, I think I broke it. I can see that I say hey, I think it's broken

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Oh

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Well, this is actually kind of pleasant

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Like a nostalgia shower guys. I think it's overloaded

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Ladies gentlemen boys and girls welcome to another episode of Metal Gear Mondays

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Yeah

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The Metal Gear Mondays podcast where we cover all things Metal Gear Mondays from top to bottom left to right inside and out in pseudo

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Chronological order as always I am your Metal Gear Mondays house

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Alessio Gear Mondays

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And this week I'm joined by

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I

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Then boy

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Join by Isaac gear Mondays

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Popping champagne

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I'm sorry

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Pop some champagne

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Friends went did karaoke?

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Pop some champagne is my friend's birthday

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Do it right Isaac is Vax wax and ready for

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a

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Sack solo amazing. Well, we're not poppin poppin bottles in the club this week, but we are

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Popping some clips on them are on to our lips

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Great hits

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Yeah, so we're doing greatest hits

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According to our Zencast

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No, this will be fun. This will be us playing back some choice moments from the show's history

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And just doing some real wacky shit, but you know I

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Was thinking since we're going over greatest hits of the past

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It might be fun to do some greatest hits of the future and try to come up with some a

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future greatest hits

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So I had one that I was cooking up and I think I think you guys know

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I think you guys know where I'm going with this one

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Isaac could you give me a nice like four four beat?

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Yes, let's do it you ready

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Here's to you

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I'll eat you with fries on the side and for dessert I'll have the smore

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There we go

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Let me get in there

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I

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Was lovely

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Thank you. I don't know why I don't know why that is a future greatest hits

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But it's you know when people when when Metal Gear Mondays somehow gets resuscitated 200 years from now and they're like, oh

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Let's make a great

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Freestyle about

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poopin

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Yes

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Quit the podcast again

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It's very funny how many times I encountered you saying you were gonna quit the podcast while I was finding cliff

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Hey, this is definitely Sam right here and I quit the podcast

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I quit the podcast if you guys do this one more time

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I swear to God, I'm gonna quit the podcast. Hey, you remember that time I quit the podcast man

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Unless he was really good at finding all of these moments. I'm gonna quit the podcast

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I quit quitting is quitting podcast quit quit podcast quit quitting podcast. Hi there quit here podcast

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I'm Sam right and I'm a quitter of podcasts. They call me Sam quitting the podcast right am I right?

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That's with a W. It's quitting time

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Quit one you quit them all am I right? What's the time looks like quit a qual

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What time is it looks like quit a clock?

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Man, I'm just such a quitter. Have you guys ever quit it as hard as I quit?

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I don't think so quit in the podcast

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Felicio so much as breathes another breath. I'm quitting this goddamn podcast

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Isaac saying that just

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I

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Quit the podcast

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Can you give me the nasal congested version of I quit the podcast

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All right, lumpy space princess we're gonna go over the

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We're gonna go over the stats for the show speaking of great hits and I'm gonna kind of quiz you guys on this

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All right, you guys ready?

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So by the end of the entire run of this show so by by November 22nd how many episodes will there be?

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Christ and I don't mean like oh it's so Zem GM number 100 for trivia like I mean like actual

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posted entries on the

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600

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Bring it back bring it back a hundred and I don't even know what to go for

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Sam what you got 60?

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We got a hundred and sixty six hundred

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I'm gonna say

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Two hundred and

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Seven you fucking weirdo. It is exactly two hundred and seven. No shit really yep

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I

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Swear to God, I'm not looking at anything. I just yeah, I pulled that out of my fucking ass and for everybody at home

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I have a sticky note that has that information on it like it's not even

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Available to Sam. Yeah, I like I don't I don't even know where I would I don't have to log in information for the for the

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RSS speed anymore like there's literally nowhere. I could have gone

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That's fucking wild so so what I'm learning is from now on I can't look at anything or else Sam and Isaac will know

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What I'm looking at when I'm looking at it

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Yep

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That's right Jerry

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Cool, so yeah 207 episodes that's wild that's an achievement

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So just put that in perspective. There's 52 weeks in a year clearly we didn't publish one every week

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But that's like I mean if we did publish one every week, that's four years almost of

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consecutive episodes

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3.98

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Yes

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After that, but that's a good

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So speaking of that, I'm actually gonna skip ahead here

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What do you think the total runtime of the show is? Oh, that's I had to I had to manually

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Calculate this

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Let me see if we did 207 episodes on average we're looking between

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Two hours and almost four

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Dude straight up death stranding had a four hour plus. Oh, I I'm well aware

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Let's see how I had to edit them

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Yeah, that's

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Well boy, you should have machete to that episode

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Yeah, I really should have it was too good. We were too good 1.5. That's true

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I think prior to that the longest episode was Silent Hill 2 because I think that went like three hours and yeah 30

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Who's who's talking about taking machetes to shit? Oh, I know

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I'm gonna say I'm gonna say

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a

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538 hours worth of

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That's a lot of hours

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I'm like go with

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298 hours 35 minutes and 45 seconds. Okay. What does that translate to in days of listening?

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How many hours is it again 298 hours 35 minutes and 45 seconds?

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So you can literally listen to all of metal gear Mondays if you listen non-stop for like two weeks almost

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Crazy, okay. I won't quiz you guys on the rest of these. I will quiz you on another one, but not these

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Wire 250,000 downloads. That's not streams. That's like downloads. That's pretty wild. That's cool. It's pretty sick

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This was an exciting one. I don't think it shows one of these so we may have gotten in all of them

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But we've had plays in every single continent including antarctica. There's somebody at the science

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Minus antarctica, but they didn't have like they didn't even have it as an option

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Shout out to my penguin pals

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Shout out to that fucking. Wow. What was it the Swedish research base where they all get fucked up by the thing before it goes after?

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Shout out to Kurt Russell

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But yeah, I'm not gonna lie I was surprised by Africa having plays but there was like a substantial amount of plays

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I guarantee well substantial. I guarantee you some of those are Zach

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I didn't even think about what if we have all of them because of him

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Be fucking hilarious

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Wow

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And then the other one that was kind of a cool thing was over 7,000 cities you guys

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That's cool. So this is gonna be where I quiz you so tell me what you think. Let me see how many I have here

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So I've got six. Tell me what you think the six

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Highest cities are cities

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Dublin

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Okay, hold up. Hold up. I'm gonna stop you there

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Why the fuck did you think Dublin because I did not think Dublin at all and it's absolutely on this list?

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Yeah, Ireland Ireland being huge when we were was it really yeah, I didn't remember that at all

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Presenting for a very long time. Dude. They're number six of the top six. That's crazy

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Go get it Sam. Is one of them in Ohio?

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It used to be it is yes, it's Columbus, Ohio

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That's number two Columbus. I was number two

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People

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And then the UK something UK there is something in the UK. I gotta be more specific

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Uh

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New castle is black heath black heath. I like he's different than he's different than heath

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We have black

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So many so many people that are black and not black where is black heat?

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It sounds like it being England yeah, it's an angry. They put these six pens and I'm playing with down

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That's good. So we've got so Sam got three ish. I think Isaac probably helped with the England one

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So you guys have three more?

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Isaac so what's number one number three and number four number one is

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Drumroll, please

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Toronto, oh no, it's Chicago

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Hahaha

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It ends in a similar syllable I guess

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Hahaha

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Oh black heath is in London. Okay. Oh, shit son. Yeah smart smart. Oh no Damon Albar and soliciting the better one

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Damon

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So what do you guys think number three and number four? I think one of them is Oslo

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No, I wish

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Oh

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No

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Damn Sweden you think it's one of them is in the states one of them is not no way

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New York nope New York was even like the top ten was a Houston. Nope

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Los Angeles

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And number three

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I was gonna guess somewhere in Canada but so as much as we talked shit about Canada there the top three

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Number we didn't have a pretty wild grudge against Canada there for a while

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It was

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I do truly love our neighbors up north somebody was tied for Dublin

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They were tied with Dublin for number six and they're one there's somebody's like

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Home turf. So who do you guys? What do you guys think it is?

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Somebody's home turf is it in is it Kansas somewhere? It's the ATL, baby. Yo

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And I know it's not Isaac

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I just never listened to a single episode

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I'm not even be a mean that's just like

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Like I'll put like one of my limbs on the line for one of your limbs

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All right, so I'll run through the rest of these said the top app surprising nobody is Apple podcasts

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surprisingly Apple podcast Apple podcast is like fucking 30 percent higher than Spotify like it was ridiculous

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Top devices iPhone top categories mobile

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We had 280 patreon posts get posted. It's pretty cool

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21 total interviews 18 guests 10 total hosts

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And I didn't include hosts in the guest thing. So if you did do that, they'd probably be closer to like 20 something guests

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Top five episodes so remaster of MGS one episode one is number one

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MGS five episode one is number two

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They were anticipating that one for a long

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fucking clawing their eyes out for that

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Remaster MGS episode three, which is so weird to me episode two is not even in the top ten

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So did people just get part two like what?

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You know, I think there'd be some carryover if these people are listening to one like you expect a little bit of drop-off, right?

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But like they really did a fuck about like that little section of metal

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I

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Like a listener response. It's like yeah, it's like gameplay. Yeah

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It's like 90% of MGS one episode one listeners they see episode two and they go nah

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Those are the people who debate whether Metal Gear Solid 2 and Metal Gear Solid 3 is the best Metal Gear

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Yeah, so MGS 2 episode one was the fourth highest and then classic not remaster

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MGS one episode one is number five

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whoa

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Crazy like over like over every like all 207 episodes. Yeah all 207 episodes

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Those are the top I would have thought I would have thought an interview would have been in that top five dude same

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Yeah, I mean the interviews are pretty high, but they're not in the top five. Yeah

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Who's our highest listen to interview is that in there? Let me look it up. I can see if I can find it

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Yeah, I will say if anything that just goes to show me

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I like the idea that somebody's listening to this taking notes for their own podcast I

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Will say I think that that shows to me that the reason why people come to this show is to like

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Play the games without playing the games. You know what I mean? Like oh, I want to be at work and just think about playing this game

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Yeah, it's really weird and I kind of learned that from working on dev diary too

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It's like people say they love the idea behind the scenes stuff, but when you actually present them with behind the scenes stuff

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They're just like

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Okay

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Okay, so the most popular

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So if we count guests the most popular guest is Cole Ross

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Dude is literally number six in the top

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Wow

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Then what about like actor hold on let me get on for involved in the development

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Okay, so coming in at number

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17 whoa top 17 the most listened to

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Interview is cam Clark cam Clark. Those are those are like that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then Jeremy Blastin

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Also, which is crazy because David Hader doesn't pop back up for another

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David Hader is straight up fucking number 23 while Jeremy and Clark cam Clark are 17 and 18

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That's interesting. That is wild. I wonder if that's just a drop-off. I think it might I think I think

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Just by virtue of the fact that it was our first actor interview. Yeah, it's a cam as far as like

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Jeremy being higher than David

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I guess the idea of having well Jeremy was like right after Jeremy was right after cam as well. Yeah. Yeah, that's crazy

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Yeah, fucking nuts. It's also super weird. It's very strange to see so I guess

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Notes for next time even though we thought they were fun

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The non-metal gear episodes are so far at the bottom. It's not even funny. Yeah, like Castlevania Uzumaki

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zone of the Enders

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I'm so sad about the fan fiction y'all are missing out man and the fan fiction episode really needs more play

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Yeah, fan fiction episodes the fucking we got clips from it. So we'll get to it

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The Castlevania episode is the episodes are well

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No, I hate them because we had to play Castlevania Lords of Shadows

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but they also were very funny because of the

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We were just goofing so hard on it. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and say I'm gonna I'm gonna put something out there

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I know that I've said so I guess this reinforces what I've said

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I know that I've said post break MGM is my favorite. So like from from survive

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until

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Death Stranding came out like that is my favorite stretch of the show by far

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James Reichmuth is such a funny fucking dude

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Well, remember I mentioned that

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I can't remember which episode it was but like

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Well cuz I remember because we talked about I was like James was kind of like what what felt to me like even even after James

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Kind of stepped away from the show James being on the show. I think

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Almost gave us permission to just be as buck wild as we fucking oh for sure

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I think a lot of the personality and comedy came from was that like oh this can be us too

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Yeah, well, it's crazy because I think you guys I think were like the most rambunctious on Death Stranding stuff and like yeah

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You guys are like the most rambunctious, but somehow with James present

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It's like it was this perfect blend of like we're on topic, but we're also chaotic as fuck

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Yeah, it's just like this very I don't do it as wild

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I still think about this clip may I don't know if it's in there, but this clip may come up

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But just like hearing James talk about how like his like how he experienced the games in basically chronological order

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Oh, yeah, he hates Otacon because he experienced Huey first

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Yeah, yeah, like like that would like stuff like that is always just really funny

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It is awesome. No that guy's a fucking I guys a blast

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I haven't seen James in a hot minute dude things been like three years or something

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Scl I don't want to I don't want to date this episode, but as we're recording this is James's birthday. Yeah, correct. Happy birthday James

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Fuck you man

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James is probably James is like man. Nobody's thinking about me for my birthday. Here we are happy birthday you son of a bitch

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Let's look at the date. What's the date here? It is the 4th of November Thursday. Happy birthday James

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Right forget forget tomorrow remember remember the 4th of November

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It's James Rikmeath's birthday. Absolutely. If you're driving right now

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I need you to close your eyes and take your hands off the wheel and just say a happy birthday to you

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James Rikmeath take the wheel

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Take it from my hands

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Oh my god. All right. Well, this has become a very weird uh, this is this is its own greatest hits

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Yeah, absolutely. This is my monument. This is my monument to James Rikmeath

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The James Rikmeath

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Welcome to James Rikmeath Mondays. My name is uh, I'm James Rikmeath. Oh, no

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No, I'm James Rikmeath

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Also, the other thing one more thing that was Squidward. I wasn't making fun. I was Squidward

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Yeah, the other the other thing that I'll say about James is that like his weird like

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Whenever somebody would be talking and he would just like throw in like a like a lessy would just say something just like a just like a

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Yeah, so I was picking up some uh, some peanut butter and jelly at the grocery store because I needed to get uh,

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Something put together for lunch and I didn't have a lot of money

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He would just do stuff like that

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Nice. Well, you know what I think now is that time to uh play some motherfucking clips

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Um, I know I just said motherfucker. I'm gonna kick back on the swearing because dude

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The finale episode part one. My god. I think so much if there was a way if there was like a word

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Cloud I think the three, uh, uh, biggest words would have been

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fuck

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Concisely

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Yeah, we're gonna try we're gonna try to explain this as concisely as possible. Oh 100%

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And then thank like the word just the word

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Thank

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It was wild. Yeah, I feel like I listened to some of the like the earlier episodes to pull something help

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Unless you'll pull some clips and I feel like

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And this may be because my frustration mounted with these video games as time went on but I feel like

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Like I increased my curse load

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over time

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As time went on like I I cuss more

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In later episodes than I did in earlier episodes. Yeah, I think the MVP of fuck is definitely zack by the way

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Yeah, I was going back and listening to it and I was like, oh

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My god, this kid says fuck every other word. It's also like from new york. So that's to be. Oh, yeah. Yeah

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Anyway, uh, let's do this damn thing

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Let's do this fuck thing

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From here until the end of the episode by the time we're doing the outro everybody's just gonna be going

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Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

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Even isek

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Which is a wild turn of events

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Oh, yeah, I'm just gonna take when isek like whatever he's saying if it's got like a

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Fuh, and then there's another word that he says it's got like a

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Sound I'm just gonna start cutting them together. Yes

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Please we need it. I mean he doesn't listen to the show guys. You can do that. I know let's have fun

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But let's not duck out of here

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Have fun and good luck. Yeah, have fun driving the truck

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Awesome, we'll cue bootlegs wearing here

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Have fun and good luck

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Have fun driving the truck

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Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

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Fun duck fun duck fuck fuck

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And now let's jump into the clip portion sam. How's this gonna work?

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So what we're gonna do

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Unless I try to do a let's say I try to do a fancy like excel

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formula for

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But it didn't work and that's okay because it none of us understood and it's not just a less. Yeah, none of us

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Understood and so I work with a excel spreadsheets professionally and I didn't understand it so

[00:28:06]
We went to rolladai.net we've got 50 clips on our list

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We're rolling a d50 virtually and we're usually gonna take turns rolling a die

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And we're gonna play a random clip from our list of 50

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and I

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Yeah, take it away. Take it away as the as the explainer. I will go first

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As the piano player from Casablanca. Take it away sam

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And our first clip will be clip number

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39 clip number weather maps

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um

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Yeah, so I think we should definitely say the names before we play them

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Yes, so we can try to figure out what the fuck this is gonna be. Yeah, so clip number 39 is entitled sam hates babies

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so

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I think that's pretty self-explanatory

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What have you got there a cardboard box? I forgot that you're still riding really hard on this like fuck babies mentality

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No, not fuck babies. I'm just saying all babies are ugly

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And that's the truth. You can't say fuck babies. Okay, that's like

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Chris Hansen's gonna show up at your house

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Fuck it slap your baby in the face thinks it's king shit of the castle. No, thanks. Fuck that baby. Can't even hold up its damn head

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What are you staring at baby? I don't fucking know you spot-ass bitch

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That guy died for you

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Died for your sins, baby

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Oh, man. I I that season that next season I went on a crusade against babies. It was like

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It was bad because like and and I still maintain this position. I

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Babies are

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all

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Ugly when they are done. There are no exceptions and you as a parent think your baby's beautiful when it's firstborn

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But they are but it's but objectively they're not when they get older. Of course they get cuter

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But like people post pictures of their newborns and they're like, look how cute my baby is and they're not

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So you're saying that baby pics being posted on facebook, uh, is the equivalent of you taking a picture of your shit in the toilet and posting it on facebook?

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Well, not quite. I

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Had but it's just like it's just like I I think the term that I use in the death stranding season was let them cook a little longer

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Classic Sam let them cook right let the children cook. Oh my god

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Um, I know that you guys didn't hear it this way, but I absolutely did for some reason when the clip started playing and I don't know if it's like

[00:30:46]
Some crazy high-tech mumbo jumbo in the background so that we're hearing it at the same time

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But the beginning of the clip Cole

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He's so good like this

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And then when it got to sam it started to speed up and he was like hi and i do i fucking I lost it

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Um, i'm gonna try to recreate what that sounded like right here

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If I can just say

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Why am I the only one in this shit

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Fuck babies

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No not fuck babies i'm just saying all babies are ugly who wants to isaac you want to take the next one? Yeah isaac

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Let's do it. I don't have the roll

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26

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Be honest did you just make that number out? Yep. Okay

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Terrifying children's songs so amazing of course that's the snake

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I remember and then somebody and Cole here's this point of contention again

[00:31:43]
Somebody starts singing london bridge like a fucking psychopath. Um, i'm not doing doing this with you right now

[00:31:50]
So so uh, I gotta I gotta agree with sam on this one Cole

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We who sings london bridge like that? I'm just saying maybe it was like a calming thing from his

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Childhood

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The way that she was singing would not have fucking called me as a child. I get that I had a fucking

[00:32:11]
I've got a theory and I don't know if I should say it now or if I should wait

[00:32:16]
Cole did your mom like come into your room and I'd be like the earth's he's birthday spy

[00:32:22]
Listen don't talk about joists like that. I would not have said joists disgrace like that on this podcast

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Hey, joy joys. Joyce is joists was uh a saint like an angel

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Before I even met her. I knew she was absolutely. She has an amazing singing voice

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The woman's name is joist. I mean, I don't know any bad joist

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Jesus so sam you've met joist, you know tell us about joist, um, okay, so the same joist is uh, Cole's mom

[00:32:55]
And I did I met her and I've had many I've spoken with her on the phone before this happened

[00:33:01]
but this earlier this year in the summer I went Zach and I went to

[00:33:06]
uh, Tennessee to essentially attend Cole's family reunion and it was a blast and saint joist is um

[00:33:15]
Maybe the sweetest human being that exists on the planet. She's like the nicest lady in the world

[00:33:22]
Um, and she is literally she's the human

[00:33:26]
embodiment of a warm hug

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um, so we we love saint joist and we will hear no

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unkind words about sick joists

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less eb

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Shit rocks on the curb. All right

[00:33:44]
on that note I uh

[00:33:46]
Ruled my dice backstage

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Yeah, and I got he is back. Why is there a box here? I don't really like talk about Campbell

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That much in my video game history with big boss

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Campbell to me is like the go-to for solid sneak

[00:34:03]
not naked sneak now

[00:34:06]
Roy Campbell, which we can get into now

[00:34:09]
Is he is like the unsung hero of this game? I like to pick on him a lot

[00:34:14]
But I think his voice acting is done really really well. Yeah, and I I really appreciate

[00:34:20]
The story bits about him

[00:34:22]
And again, we were talking about like his banter. It's really it feels natural

[00:34:26]
I like that he sort of calls himself out. He was almost going to break out and they switched to sell

[00:34:31]
like a lot of that stuff early, but then also

[00:34:35]
We get to a part of the game where snake is

[00:34:38]
Captured and being interrogated so Campbell sort of takes the lead

[00:34:42]
And saying like well, we got to get snake back

[00:34:43]
So he gets involved with actually, you know running his own thing and we know a little bit about him

[00:34:50]
because he says that he was

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um

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He was a green beret that was

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Part of the cia that was sent to san joranimo to figure everything out. He got ambushed by fox people, which

[00:35:04]
They're supposed to be working together

[00:35:07]
So he's there. He's they go he goes what fort bragg

[00:35:11]
I think is where he's dispatched out of and the rogue fox unit essentially kills his whole team

[00:35:17]
throws him in prison and

[00:35:19]
Throws away the key and you know does the normal cunning ham thing buster, you know

[00:35:24]
Buster gentles up fuck their legs up does whatever he has to do to get his info

[00:35:30]
But I don't know I really like Campbell in this a lot

[00:35:33]
Um

[00:35:34]
And I don't know I'm I feel like from our other episodes we've recorded

[00:35:38]
I feel like I'm not alone in this chris. How do you like Campbell? At least as an introduction

[00:35:44]
chronologically to Campbell Campbell's Campbell's a badass man. Hell. Yeah, right. I I kick a beer

[00:35:52]
Back and listen to some credence with this guy all day long

[00:35:57]
He seems like he would listen to that too

[00:36:00]
Yeah, he's a big time. Yeah

[00:36:03]
Campbell's a cool guy and

[00:36:05]
I don't know. It's it's cool to see him and snake interact

[00:36:10]
uh

[00:36:12]
No, like especially

[00:36:14]
Being someone who played a lot of middle of your solid

[00:36:18]
In my younger years and saw Campbell as this older dude

[00:36:22]
Yes, this is like

[00:36:24]
the young guy and like

[00:36:26]
It really does a good job of coloring in those references from the first game

[00:36:32]
I think that the writers were paying attention to those details and tried to

[00:36:37]
Make it fit in the head canon of our our memories of middle of your solid, you know, they're like, oh, yeah, Roy Campbell

[00:36:44]
Here he is. He's back

[00:36:47]
Access the memory canon

[00:36:50]
yeah

[00:36:51]
Yeah, so that was uh

[00:36:53]
That was the 2.0 crew the Metal Gear Monday's Revengeance team

[00:36:58]
Talking about portable ops. It was a really good season. If you guys haven't listened to it, they

[00:37:02]
Covered the game but then also had ryan paton on to talk about the development and uh, it wasn't just one time

[00:37:08]
They had him on they had him on a couple of times to talk about the development in stages and it was really cool

[00:37:14]
And they talked to the composer so it was like the first

[00:37:18]
Ever and only japanese

[00:37:21]
translated interview

[00:37:23]
on metal gear monday's

[00:37:25]
This is very cool. Yeah, it is really cool

[00:37:28]
Good on the revengeance crew. What do you guys think of young Campbell? Do you remember that? Did we so I know I'm portable

[00:37:32]
I still have never played portable ops dude. It's so good. I know nick and I well, I say it's so good it

[00:37:38]
Is very dated and kind of clunky, but it's very much so like the prototype for uh

[00:37:44]
peace walker in five

[00:37:46]
Um, Isaac I assume you didn't play anything. Yeah, I didn't play it. I remember when we

[00:37:51]
When it came up, but worried I feel like I was only I think I was on the episodes

[00:37:56]
We did about it asking questions, but I never

[00:38:00]
Gotcha, gotcha. I could yeah

[00:38:02]
Yeah, no, it's it's interesting because it's like it shows when big boss meets Campbell for the first time

[00:38:08]
Um, so like a young Campbell meets big boss in like prison, which is kind of cool

[00:38:14]
Uh, that is really cool. But yeah, you guys if you can play it if you have like a vita or a psp or an emulator on your computer

[00:38:20]
You should give it a go

[00:38:22]
All right, so that was my unless you get the boring role that's all about the thing that we started

[00:38:34]
Yeah, so I just I did my role backstage and I promise you these are random. I'm not trying to pick clips that are about me

[00:38:41]
Um, uh, 23 Sam's a special project. I don't know what this is. What's this box doing here? Isaac?

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Can you tell me what fanfiction is? Um fanfiction

[00:38:52]
Or otherwise known as uh, shortened fanfic

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Is bad, right? When

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Yes, that's that's one way to put it unless you

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Or you could say it's an outlet for fans

[00:39:08]
To write fiction about

[00:39:13]
Whatever they want mainly sex. Oh, wow

[00:39:18]
A lot of sex

[00:39:20]
I I have a question for y'all

[00:39:22]
When you were looking at the fan fiction wherever you did it

[00:39:26]
Did you use an incognito tab or were you

[00:39:29]
I absolutely

[00:39:32]
Man, I want to I want to get I want to get fan fiction

[00:39:36]
Iives. Oh god. I've got fan fiction like

[00:39:39]
Can I um, can I admit something to you guys? Um that I've never actually spoken into the universe

[00:39:47]
Please bring it

[00:39:50]
When I was in middle school, I wrote yes

[00:39:53]
extensive extensive kingdom hearts. Yes. I knew it. I fucking knew it

[00:40:00]
I fucking knew it shaggy

[00:40:02]
It was great

[00:40:04]
There was cursing because I was edgy when I was a middle school kid. Um

[00:40:10]
Sam real bad about it. How much money is it gonna take for you to lose that onto the world?

[00:40:15]
Um, well, I mean you'd be paying me a long time because I do not have the physical copy anymore

[00:40:20]
And I could not find it on fan. It's on fanfiction.net. I promise you that oh shit

[00:40:25]
So we need it. We need to just figure out. I so sam what we need to do now is I'm just like reverse engineer what you would have named yourself

[00:40:33]
Yeah, I'm trying to think maybe you okay, maybe

[00:40:36]
While you guys are reading I'll be listening, but I'm gonna be searching fanfiction.net to see if I can find this

[00:40:42]
It's real. It's real bad

[00:40:45]
So that was the birth of sam's fanfiction and as as you know to episode's prior

[00:40:53]
How many years in the making was that it's got to be at least three years

[00:40:57]
At least three because james was on that was the fanfiction episodes. Yeah, it must have been like 2018

[00:41:02]
2017 2018. Oh if it was before the holiday episode then yeah, it would have been 2017. Yeah, I think so

[00:41:10]
That's crazy. That episode we did it. We did that

[00:41:12]
Accomplished boys took us three possibly four years to find this goddamn fanfiction, but I have it bookmarked still to this day

[00:41:20]
I'm looking right at the book

[00:41:23]
Have you read any of it yet? No, not yet. I need to

[00:41:27]
Oh and for everybody listening at home, I've had other hosts of the podcast

[00:41:31]
Contact me and try desperately to get access to this link

[00:41:36]
And I said no way hosay

[00:41:38]
I ain't no ho ho

[00:41:43]
Alessia loyal. Oh, yeah

[00:41:45]
Uh, Isaac is it your turn? Yep. Isaac's the only one you're allowed to share it with by the way. Oh, okay. I'll send it to Isaac

[00:41:51]
Oh, I've got it. Oh, oh, that's right. The link was in the that was there. That's right. We got it

[00:41:58]
Isaac and I are gonna read it to each other at night. We're gonna. Yeah

[00:42:03]
Loyalty loyalty loyalty

[00:42:08]
I'm gonna rewrite that song and make it about your fanfare

[00:42:13]
Isaac limb what you got 38 38 the birth of our legend. This is such an important clip for Metal Gear Mondays you guys

[00:42:22]
Okay, this is so important

[00:42:25]
Everybody hang on to your butts. We're gonna take a time machine and I'll see you on the other side

[00:42:37]
And it's just like this whole thing where it's just like

[00:42:41]
Like Matt Campbell was

[00:42:44]
Just like name

[00:42:47]
Was he was like part of a project to develop a Metal Gear for for like a

[00:42:53]
For that south for El Dorado because of the cold war

[00:42:57]
Yeah during the cold war because like it was under the control of a pro-american dictator or something like that

[00:43:03]
I don't fucking know and then like matt Campbell

[00:43:06]
Oh

[00:43:09]
He's my favorite character in Metal Gear

[00:43:14]
Matt Campbell went AWOL or for some reason um

[00:43:18]
and then um

[00:43:21]
And then I guess

[00:43:23]
Sergey killed matt Campbell for going AWOL or something like that

[00:43:27]
And that's why colonel and that's why colonel Campbell hates gurlukovic

[00:43:31]
Yeah, but apparently gurlukovic tells maryl that

[00:43:34]
Roy Campbell killed matt Campbell. Yeah, doesn't make any fucking sense. Yeah

[00:43:40]
um and then

[00:43:42]
uh

[00:43:44]
Colonel Campbell tells snakes like that that rusty old metal gear might still have nuclear weapons

[00:43:49]
So the snake goes and deals with that um

[00:43:56]
And oh my god and I fuck

[00:44:00]
What am I what am I even if you'd like to replicate this experience and you don't want to play the snake tail

[00:44:07]
Um, I strongly urge you to start the tanker

[00:44:10]
Pause it as soon as you can play it. Look at a wikipedia entry on the paragraph

[00:44:15]
Unpause it play about 10 minutes

[00:44:17]
Look at the wikipedia next paragraph description and just do that all the way through and turn your volume off

[00:44:24]
And that is essentially the snake tail

[00:44:27]
Just pretend that Olga is maryl and there you go. Yeah

[00:44:33]
Ruthless

[00:44:35]
Geez, yeah, I can hear my voice is higher by an octave. Yeah, or like a semitone or something. It's just very

[00:44:43]
funny

[00:44:45]
young young man

[00:44:47]
young men

[00:44:49]
Doing young men things dude matt Campbell. We how did how would we have known?

[00:44:54]
That matt Campbell would have ran for president

[00:45:00]
Would have been on

[00:45:03]
Would have been the banner of our website

[00:45:07]
liquid metal mic

[00:45:09]
Wherever you are right now you sweet sweet prince

[00:45:12]
for for those of you that don't know

[00:45:15]
I guess it's like a boomer joke for some people for some people

[00:45:18]
but like for those of you who don't know so matt Campbell was this like

[00:45:22]
Was is in the snake tails in melgiosolid 2

[00:45:26]
matt Campbell was this character they threw in there. He's

[00:45:29]
maryl's real dad according to

[00:45:32]
Uh, he mentioned once

[00:45:34]
Yeah, and is roi cambell's brother and he just became this this entity for the podcast

[00:45:40]
Like if you're looking at the the the artwork for like the melgios monday's podcast artwork

[00:45:45]
He's the the drawing that liquid metal mic did for us is even in the corner of that artwork

[00:45:50]
Like he became such a meme and such an important thing for us

[00:45:53]
And he is just like the drawing that mic did is literally just roi cambell with maryl's hair

[00:46:00]
And it's the greatest it's the greatest fucking thing it's one

[00:46:03]
It's so good. We had t-shirts about him

[00:46:07]
Like it was it was

[00:46:09]
Something yes, it was a very important

[00:46:13]
episode for the show

[00:46:15]
Even the drawing that mic did of uh of us as the the snakes

[00:46:21]
Had mic above us like looming over us, which was incredible too. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I forgot about that. Yeah matt's eyes are

[00:46:29]
behind the logo like looking down

[00:46:33]
Jesus Christ

[00:46:35]
Yeah, I saw it. I think I can look up the exact episode that that's from

[00:46:40]
Uh, if anybody wants to listen to it, but yeah, I think I think it's a big okay, so it was uh

[00:46:44]
It's called metal gear solid two 2001 extras and secrets. I think it's episode 21

[00:46:50]
Go check that out. Uh

[00:46:52]
Cool sam is it you're trying to spin the wheel? Um, I spin the wheel make a deal. I think it is

[00:46:58]
And uh, I have landed on 27

[00:47:03]
bilbo boy

[00:47:05]
Oh hell yeah

[00:47:08]
Another metal gear legend. This is from the original

[00:47:11]
Metal gear solid one season like our first ever season of the podcast. Okay, so in the grand

[00:47:18]
Holy war like of god and his angels versus satan and his demons

[00:47:25]
Uh, who would you recruit to be on the side of good? Would you recruit bilbo boy or matt cambell?

[00:47:32]
Oh man, I I want to say

[00:47:36]
uh

[00:47:38]
I honestly I think probably matt cambell bilbo boy. I think is probably a really chaotic human

[00:47:44]
But he's a documentarian man. We documented so much guided us. That's true

[00:47:51]
That's true. I don't know. I think bilbo boy. Then yeah, he was very much against negative comments

[00:47:56]
It's having a very easy day to oh, yeah, dude the fucking comment section is like is like

[00:48:01]
Disclaimer about people leaving comments. Yeah, please don't email me anything

[00:48:06]
All right bill boy boy wherever you are. I believe he's a bilbo man now, but here we go. Yes, he must be

[00:48:13]
There's an odd box here. So um at this point. I was like, I'm not gonna do this again. So I look at

[00:48:19]
actually bilbo boys guide

[00:48:22]
Shout out to bilbo boy

[00:48:26]
Metal gear monday sponsored by bilbo boy

[00:48:29]
And he says to get take the nakita

[00:48:33]
And oh my god overkill. Yeah, no, I was I was reading and that's what I did the first time

[00:48:37]
I did too because I couldn't hit her with the sniper rifle. So I said, I'm gonna use missiles

[00:48:41]
Yeah, and it was doesn't she shoot the missiles though?

[00:48:45]
No, if you can if you can like

[00:48:48]
Finegal it behind her

[00:48:50]
She can't shoot it if you can shadow moses drift you can um

[00:49:00]
Sam's dad everybody

[00:49:03]
Oh

[00:49:05]
I love that shadow moses drift

[00:49:08]
All right, give me get back to it. I say I'm sorry

[00:49:12]
There he was

[00:49:16]
Sweet bilbo boy, I hope he's in a shire somewhere

[00:49:22]
I say did you roll yet?

[00:49:24]
um

[00:49:25]
number two

[00:49:27]
Number two is intellectuals versus Zach

[00:49:33]
What does this have for us? Let's see. Let's we see box

[00:49:37]
He's kojima said that he put this quote in the game because he feels like

[00:49:43]
The stick is meant to like push people away, right and every like video game up to this point

[00:49:50]
Has been a stick and it's a weapon and you like use it and it's combative

[00:49:55]
But he wanted to make something that like pulled people together and that's like where he wanted to make a rope

[00:50:00]
He wanted to make a strand video game. So that's why this is whole this whole new

[00:50:06]
Genre of strands as he calls it. So like the idea of like strand isn't so much

[00:50:12]
So it's like you're so alone and you know, no one's around you

[00:50:16]
It's kind of like that kind of a double entendre where it's like you have the the rope kind of binding you together

[00:50:22]
But also the strands that connect all of us

[00:50:25]
Uh as well as you just being alone at certain points in the game. Oh, shit. I like that explanation a lot more than my guess

[00:50:35]
I'm just gonna go sit over in the corner and let you intellectuals talk it out

[00:50:41]
King shits over here talking to my intellectual bullsh**

[00:50:45]
Chris's already has rubbed off on you guys

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Oh no, oh no, I ruined the podcast

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I don't know the podcast is cancelled now

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I found a quite shallow and pedantic

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You could you could go to bit.ly of sosh metalgears metalgears store to buy the rest of our stuff so we can leave

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Bye. It's mgm store. Well, you know what? That's why you do the outro sam. Okay. That's why I do the outro

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And we're not even at the f**king outro

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Wow

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What a very uh, what is it prescient?

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I think I king shits was a term that I use a lot

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I think during the death strand as he said

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Hey, I like it king shits in the castle king shits in the castle f**king sh** babies over here

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Uh, cool. So I'm gonna do one and we'll do like one last merry-go-round and then we're gonna take a quick break to talk about some other stuff

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Okay, uh, so mine is

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45 which is the day the turkeys return. Oh man. All right, let's do it. I believe this is from

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What episode is this from? I think it's the

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parody games no might have been I don't know. Let's listen to

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The day the turkeys are no, I think james was in this one. Yeah, definitely

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All right, here we go. A cardboard box. You're probably listening to this after things. Let me think. Yes, you're definitely listening to this two weeks after things

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So congratulations on a successful Thanksgiving world

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You don't know that the world did it. There could be a cataclysmic of this

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It's a ring in the new year after Thanksgiving

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That would be amazing. I'll never forget

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emergence day

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1124

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2018

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When the turkeys rose from under the earth's crust. Oh my god. Can you imagine? Oh lord. You just hear

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And it's like, oh no, it's over. We have to run. I don't know why oslo is voicing this cut scene

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The days of turkeys return

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She's some good old boys fucking around good old boys fucking around or does remind me of thanks killing so

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If you're listening to this, holy shit, it just dawned on me by the time this airs

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It'll be like a week and a half away from being the

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Three-year anniversary of that clip. Oh, wow. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, so fuck it. Thanksgiving's coming up

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You should go watch thanks killing. It's a horror film about a Thanksgiving turkey killing

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It's very good. All right, I think it's me now. Yep. Yep. Yep

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I landed on

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35

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Sam it's all about you

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It's all coming up sam baby. Oh good ninja impressions. I'm in a box

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I just want to uh, I just want to throw this out there that uh,

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Sam does an excellent ninja impression from the second metal gear solid

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Oh, you mean this one

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Just remember

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Desmined

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It's it's been a good while since I heard on the show. I haven't had I haven't done that in a long time

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Well, he still hasn't so sam could you do one for us right now? Let me get let me get cozy with this microphone

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Desmined stare

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That's probably gonna clip away. That was real crunchy, but I loved it

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Crunchy but sometimes sometimes a little warning about my intensity crunchy

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You're not gonna heat it

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Isaac what you got look at the bus seven

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Whoa

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Cardboard box, huh? That's right. It's mr. Eight out of ten himself

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Oh

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And on it and baby eight out of ten. That's not good enough for my booby

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He's too short. That's a b that's a b in my book, but b b for bubby and for bb

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Baby booby

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We've I've created a circus. It feels like um, this feels like

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I feel like screech in uh, save by the bell the new class

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So you stabbed the guy on Christmas

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Did it's just great?

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I'm happy and Christmas and saved by the bell the new class. I don't I mean it's a family guy reference

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So I assume it's true at some level

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Wow, does the diamond doesn't diamond is like objectively not a great person. I don't think it's really a hot take on this podcast

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No, doesn't diamond the fucking before I make myself sound like a complete idiot. I'm gonna google this

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amazing

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That was amazing the return of the bubby

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Yeah, there's like a whole bubby clip if we get to it. Yeah, there's a there's a

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There's a small contingent of people who hate that bit

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Yeah, you guys mentioned it like who the fuck are these people?

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The uh, I'll tell you off Mike. Oh damn, okay. Whoa

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Isaac was that yours?

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I go again. I'm broken. No, uh, hold on. Let me roll. I got

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47

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Whoa whisper a sweet little nothing's

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This

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might be one of my favorites cardboard box

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So I'm gonna do a fun exercise real quick for the next one, which is dead man whispers

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So I feel like sam is going really in depth into these really complicated and like

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incomprehensible

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Things so let's do let's do this real quick. So Isaac. It's um dead man whispers is pretty generic and not a whole lot goes down

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Can can you tell me what you think it is?

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And I guarantee you that it'll probably be just as good if not better than what it actually is

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What's it called? All right, it's called dead man whispers. Just take a stab like literally any character in the metal gear universe

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Like fuck it make up characters. Who gives a fuck? Yeah, tell me about Matthew snake, man

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Let tell me about Peter still white

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He's the playable character in this in this character. Oh sweet

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It's just Peter stillman, but in whiteface. Yeah, oh Jesus

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Anyway

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So in dead man whispers. Yeah, just go ahead. Just give it a shot. Um, you start out as riding

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But then it's called a snake tail. Isaac you failed already

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No, you you gotta the one the one caveat is that it has to be played. It's has to be

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, okay not in this one guys continue

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You guys are missing the point

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okay

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our mistake for uh

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Destroying your artistic integrity. Yes. I'm sorry. So you start out as riding and you're in

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Where's this where's the end at Manhattan?

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Um, sure. Yeah, you're so you're walking down the streets

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Of Manhattan. This is after the cutscene

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With you and snake. Okay, remember? All right. Yeah

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Riding goes into a costume store

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Because it's like close to halloween or something. I don't know

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Um, I don't know exactly what time it was what time of year. It was kind of hard to

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543. Yeah

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After work well, yep. Um, he goes into costume store

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Uh decides to buy a gimp suit and

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Um a snake mask

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All right. So all right. So he puts the snake mask on and that's how he's snake. Okay, so

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Now you're playing a snake

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And the the whole point of this mission

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Is you go around and you

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What do what do you do I say

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You just you go up to people and you want to whisper in their ears

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And but you get great you get graded

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By how how quietly you can whisper so on the on the left hand side, there's a little

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Like a a decibel

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um

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To use the built-in microphone

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This sounds like the plot like the plot of sneak king that burger king game

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So and then you have to do this 50 times that's the thing I hated the most

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It's got to be really hard. It's a lot of times

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And um at the end of it you get just a great kernel candle camble comes by

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And um he comes by

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It just rides a bike fast

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He's driving by

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Why is he whispering your rating to you?

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He's driving by I can't hear him over the car

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He goes

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So who's the final boss of the snake tail

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You got to tell me the non-lethal and the lethal ending I say is there always an oh

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um

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I

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Um, I didn't beat it so I didn't get

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So

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So that's so much better than what it actually is. This is just vamp killing people

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Yeah, it's vamp killing people and you killing vamp and in case you wanted to know

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The navy officer who had the suitcase chained to his wrist that we saw is a key character

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His name is captain o' brian. Oh

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Oh, I was so close

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Conan's brother

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Good old captain o' brian late night with captain o' brian

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Okay, all right, that's very that's the coughs bag. That's for you nick

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Even in isaac's fictionalized events. He doesn't beat the games that we have to play. Hey, you gotta say true to it

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Into your phone story

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You gotta keep one foot grounded

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I love how some things change and some things never uh, something stayed the same because

[01:02:24]
You're coughing saying this one's for nick. I'm assuming nick freida. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, it was nick z

[01:02:31]
Yeah, it wasn't because nick freida didn't enter the fray until uh, mgs3

[01:02:36]
Also, why the fuck are all the place to be a buyakasha?

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Why on earth are all of the crazy

[01:02:46]
Delirious clips from the mgs2 season. I don't know. I mean if if we're being fair

[01:02:53]
Mgs2 is the crazy delirious game. That's true. That's true. Also. We all sounded like we were sick for some reason. Yeah

[01:03:01]
There was like I had like a perpetual coffee

[01:03:03]
Go away for like the first half of the podcast. Well, that's why everybody thought you were a pothead too. Yeah

[01:03:13]
I remember that because people like would uh,

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like

[01:03:17]
The nerd the pothead and like whatever I think they call the quiet boy or whatever they call

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I was like, I'm not a pothead. I was like, I'm not a nerd and we're all just like side-eyeing. I'll see you

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Yeah

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All of our distances from across the country

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Mm-hmm

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It feels weird to be podcasting and listening to ourselves podcast and then talk about it because I feel like I'm still listening to a clip

[01:03:41]
Yeah, well, it's strange because like we we I don't think you can't hear us

[01:03:46]
Commentate because we're just kind of listening to the to the clips ourselves and laughing about it

[01:03:49]
But like I have we I'm having moments where I can't I don't know who's talking if it's past us or like current

[01:03:56]
Very strange. Yeah

[01:03:58]
It was actually really funny because we were we were listening to that clip

[01:04:00]
I said something like in present day and then

[01:04:04]
Pass me said it like a second after I said it in present day. It was very strange. Yeah, it was terrifying

[01:04:08]
Uh, nice. Well, so we have just ran through our first batch. I want to say it might be over 10. I think it's like 12

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ish

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We are going to take a quick break to talk

[01:04:19]
about our greatest hits of playing Metal Gear Solid because I fear that we have not talked about that fucking game

[01:04:28]
in a very long time

[01:04:30]
So we should do that guys. We played a lot of fucking games for this show

[01:04:35]
Uh, I guess it didn't have to be MGS, but let's talk about like greatest hits to us of what we did on the show

[01:04:42]
Um, I'm gonna go ahead and say you can't talk about renton city retro because duh

[01:04:46]
That's like everybody's fucking number one

[01:04:49]
But as far as like gaming moments and I guess let's try to talk about metal gear

[01:04:54]
Uh, what were some of the highlights for you?

[01:04:59]
Like specifically like for the podcast

[01:05:02]
Yeah, I guess like well, so Isaac was the first time you're playing any of these games

[01:05:05]
Like were there any like standout moments that you still think about?

[01:05:09]
Are you too cool for us because you're rock climbing and popping champagne bottles in a carry-on

[01:05:14]
It goes goes in one ear goes out the other. Yeah, I was like whatever you fucking nerd

[01:05:19]
I love any of Isaac doing karaoke as he's rock climbing

[01:05:23]
Yo

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Amazing

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Um, this is gonna be a cop-out answer, but probably I I really liked um

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Three like the ending of three

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um

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Just because I I had always heard about it, but playing through it and then when it hit I was like

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Oh, no

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Oh

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It hit me hard. Yeah

[01:05:58]
Um on the other end, I think I really liked revengeance a lot. Oh, yeah

[01:06:05]
Oh, yeah

[01:06:07]
That's the game that like and we actually we're talking about the game melgars, uh melgars rising revengeance

[01:06:14]
No, he's talking about the medal game monday's revenge

[01:06:20]
Um, I'm actually I actually have an answer from three as well

[01:06:24]
um, but it's different because um

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Because I remember I talked about this point in the episodes

[01:06:31]
But playing melgars solid three for the show

[01:06:34]
Was the first time I ever did the boss battle with the end legitimately as opposed to chief. Oh, yeah

[01:06:39]
Yeah, same. So I actually experienced that battle like properly and it was fucking great

[01:06:45]
Yeah, it's really good. It takes a really long time. Yes, it does, but it's it's like it's really cool

[01:06:51]
It's a really cool battle

[01:06:53]
Yeah, for sure. I think for me

[01:06:56]
Believe it or not, I think it was playing metal yourself at four like

[01:07:00]
seriously

[01:07:01]
Um, because I mean well when I played it for the first time I definitely played it seriously because I was like

[01:07:06]
I think I bought a ps3 for that game. Mm-hmm, but this time. I don't know. I guess it hit different

[01:07:12]
Um, I really took my time. I remember I think I played the acts

[01:07:18]
A couple of times before we would record and so yeah, I don't know act one and act two just felt way better than I remembered them being

[01:07:25]
And yeah, I don't know. I mean, it's a like let's be honest

[01:07:27]
It's really goofy and kind of stupid sometimes

[01:07:30]
But there were definitely moments that I really liked and I also liked recording it for the show because they think that season

[01:07:35]
We literally had a guest every single episode

[01:07:38]
Yeah, which was pretty that was that was the weird season for me because that was when we decided to take that that break and

[01:07:44]
Oh, yeah, because you were moving. Yeah, I was moving and I was just having a lot of trouble and so I couldn't make my schedule

[01:07:49]
Work so I was yeah, I think we did the break at the end of the season. Yeah, we did

[01:07:55]
But no, I really enjoyed it. It was really cool. It was uh planning nightmare to have somebody on every single episode

[01:08:02]
Well, not even not even just somebody every episode, but we had we had uh patrick on

[01:08:07]
A couple of them and that's like different because he's in like

[01:08:11]
Europe, you know, yeah for sure for sure. Yeah, we had zack on some I think nick ziggler

[01:08:17]
If not mgs3 definitely mgs4

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And then patty

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And then yeah, I don't know, uh ben smith ben garibaldi smith

[01:08:27]
Was it craven on?

[01:08:28]
Yeah, craven was on one or two of them. I think he's on two

[01:08:32]
Uh, but yeah, it was just like a really cool grab bag of friends. Um

[01:08:36]
But yeah, I don't know it was weird like yes, it's a corny game

[01:08:39]
But I think I kind of enjoyed it for the show that was my um, that was my dark color a dark horse for for

[01:08:46]
metal gear monday's

[01:08:48]
Do you guys that have any other standout moments like playing games for the show?

[01:08:52]
I mean isaac I think I don't know why I've got such a blind spot in my head sam. You were on the silent hill 2 episode, right?

[01:08:59]
Yeah, okay for some fucking reason. I always whenever I think back to it. I just remember isaac

[01:09:05]
Talking way more than he had on other episodes

[01:09:09]
Yeah, I remember because we talked about the um the soundtracks that wanted to be in one of the episodes and yeah

[01:09:14]
Yeah, we made some jokes about the nurse being

[01:09:18]
high

[01:09:19]
Oh, gosh

[01:09:22]
But isaac I think that was like the first wasn't that like the first horror game that you played all the way through

[01:09:27]
Uh, probably that I played all the way through. Yeah. Yeah, I definitely tried a few of them

[01:09:34]
I keep trying to get isaac to play resident evil 4 in vr and he's scared

[01:09:38]
Well, that's also I know this I know we said no retin city retro

[01:09:41]
But that's also and it's nothing to metal gear but isaac playing metal or resident evil 7 in vr

[01:09:48]
That boy acted like he got tased

[01:09:51]
We had footage some I saw footage on my phone. It's phenomenal. I think it's on the retin city retro videos if you go to youtube

[01:09:56]
Yeah, I think it is too. Yeah, I just

[01:09:59]
Isaac isaac if you're not gonna listen or watch anything that's totally cool

[01:10:02]
But you should absolutely watch the retin video and listen to the finale season

[01:10:08]
I've definitely watched the retin city

[01:10:10]
Okay video

[01:10:12]
Well, you should listen to the finale season because

[01:10:15]
I'll put it on my to-do list less

[01:10:18]
I'm just kidding

[01:10:20]
I'll do it

[01:10:22]
If I put it at the top of a mountain will you listen to it?

[01:10:29]
That's the only way he got me now

[01:10:37]
There's a little baggie of chalk and then

[01:10:41]
Gotta get that chalk gotta get the chalk

[01:10:44]
um, I think another greatest hits that um

[01:10:48]
That I really enjoyed was um

[01:10:51]
How we did pt because we didn't just talk about it. We played it. Oh, yeah

[01:10:55]
We recorded so we recorded the episode as we were playing pt

[01:10:59]
I didn't pull any I didn't pull any clips from it just because it was like definitely a you had to be there kind of a thing

[01:11:04]
Like you should listen to the whole episode kind of a thing

[01:11:07]
But yeah, no, it was a lot of fun. I remember I think james physically came to my house for that

[01:11:11]
Which was which is super cool. You know what one of my favorite moments recording the show was was when

[01:11:17]
When sam isaac and I were posted up on sam's bed

[01:11:27]
Just talking to our girlfriend 70 years

[01:11:31]
But it was just very funny because we had like our we had our legs kicked back like you would if you're like laying in your belly

[01:11:37]
on the bed making a phone call

[01:11:39]
Isaac was twirling the xlr around his finger

[01:11:44]
It was very funny

[01:11:46]
I mean I get another one in the same vein that is was probably when we went to visit

[01:11:52]
Uh, you in uh, st. Louis. I think that was the first time we recorded together. Yeah

[01:12:00]
Um, well, I was the first that was the first time I met you in person isaac. I met a lesio

[01:12:06]
Previously because he came to Ohio, but that was the first time I met you

[01:12:10]
I don't know

[01:12:11]
That was yeah with that picture

[01:12:14]
Well, that picture is my favorite thing about this isaac's hands. It's like I don't know what to do with my hand

[01:12:21]
I still don't

[01:12:22]
It is very weird. Yeah for for people at home if you've never met somebody that you've

[01:12:26]
Exclusively talked to on the internet for a very long time. It's the body presence thing is weird

[01:12:33]
It's so weird. Like yeah, like the initial like holy shit. You have a body and I can touch it

[01:12:38]
Is like a very weird feeling

[01:12:40]
Yeah

[01:12:41]
By the time no, I think three weeks after you listen to this. I will have met chad in real life

[01:12:48]
So he's coming down from Toronto to new york for the holidays

[01:12:52]
Toronto

[01:12:52]
Yeah, he's he's coming down to the gutter to the dirty city

[01:12:56]
Toronto sarkis rex chad over there

[01:13:00]
Which if you're a patron and have not watched it yet, you should go watch the farewell video because chad is very funny in it

[01:13:07]
Yes, he is

[01:13:08]
Yeah, I think outside of that. I guess so we'll put a special thing here in a moment

[01:13:13]
But let's really quickly. Let's talk about interviews since they aren't in the clips

[01:13:18]
Oh, did you guys have a favorite interview?

[01:13:21]
I did

[01:13:23]
So I

[01:13:25]
Isaac was supposed to be on that one

[01:13:27]
But I think we got some wires crossed and he wound up just like not because I was like halfway through the interview

[01:13:31]
What do you finally figured out?

[01:13:35]
So I wound up doing the interview with paul eating solo

[01:13:39]
um, and I really I really loved that interview because paul's

[01:13:44]
paul's a really great dude

[01:13:46]
He was very friendly and great to talk to and then

[01:13:50]
At the end of the episode as before we left

[01:13:54]
Because I've I've historically many times on the show told the story about how

[01:13:59]
Mildgear solid was a game I played with my dad and played the demo disc and all that other stuff

[01:14:03]
And one of my dad's favorite things to do was go snake

[01:14:07]
Snake just to like mimic the kernel when snake died

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And so I got paul to record a

[01:14:15]
Record a a message that said

[01:14:18]
Tim

[01:14:19]
Tim

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So I thought that was really cool, but I really good time

[01:14:27]
That's awesome. Yeah, that's awesome. Isaac. Did you have a favorite one?

[01:14:31]
I feel like I wasn't on as many interviews as

[01:14:34]
You guys you're on the one that counts, which is the yeah, yeah

[01:14:40]
True true, you're not wrong

[01:14:44]
Yeah, Isaac so so walk me through that. Well, so Isaac you were also on the maryl one, weren't you? Would that be maywest?

[01:14:51]
um

[01:14:52]
Was I on that one shoot and I can't even remember

[01:14:56]
Sam were you on that one?

[01:14:57]
Oh, yeah, yeah, you were on that one because we talked about radiohead and stuff with yeah radiohead

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Then we talked about how she was the voice of fred mire and then we had fred mire when y'all were here and heard her voice

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That was amazing. I wept I fell to my

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Um, well, Isaac. So yeah, Isaac what was going through your head during the David Hader interview?

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Oh

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That

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Probably how close I was to him just

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Yeah, we were like touching knees in a fucking co-closet

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Yeah

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Um, I could hear my I could smell my man's breath while we were interviewing him. Um, no, I I thought it was a

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Very interesting, um interview. He was very like just down to earth

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And not what I expected I guess

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Yeah, well, that's like the the best thing I think what really like I was very nervous going into the interview with David

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And then um, I remember what set me at complete ease was the one of the first things he said to us was like

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Hey, have you seen that video of billy corgan riding a roller coaster?

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And we were just like no and then he showed us this video of like a roller coaster clip and billy corgan going

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Oh

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Yeah, yeah, no David super chill. David's a really cool guy. Yeah. Yeah

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He's hard to get a hold of but if you can ever meet him in real life

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He's like one of the chillest guys I've ever talked to and he was walking around with a canadian superman shirt on which is very funny

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Very great, but yeah, very nice guy

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um, dude, so my favorite well

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So obviously

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The David Hader one ranks really high up there cam Clark

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Is like a fucking uncle to me. I love that man

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Um, there's so many great interviews man. Like I think people sleep on some of them like the kimmy guest one

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phenomenal

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Kim Kim was kim. I was like she's such a sweetheart. I love talking to her. Yeah, it was super good

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like there are so many good interviews and I really hope that like

[01:17:02]
The longer the show is made available on spotify and apple podcast and we actually just got put on facebook

[01:17:07]
Yeah, you can upload podcasts at facebook now

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Which the cool thing too is that the facebook, um has a thing where you can clip things like twitch and so you can share those too

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Yeah, yeah, so but all of that being said, I think the most slept on interview

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Is my interview with dean scofield where it was just me and

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Dude, he there was some there was some heavy stuff in that episode. He's been through a lot

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Yeah, dude, it was why like I had no idea that the voice of johnny sazaki from gs1

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Was going to be like a treasure trove of like old hollywood history. Like it was fucking crazy

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So yeah, 100 i would i would recommend everybody

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Even if you have like zero interest in

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Like or you think you have zero interest in

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uh, the voice of

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Whatever like you definitely go check it out

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110 and I think my so i'm gonna ask you guys this too

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Um, and I think we talk about in part one. I talked about my biggest regret being the snatcher and police knots thing

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um

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I think my biggest regret as far as like the episode stuff goes is like

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I feel like we were so close to getting the entire mgs1 cast

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And I feel bad that like

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Certain people slip through our fingers like philamar. We were so close

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So close

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And then just certain other people

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Yeah, like we were trying like peter lary was was one that we got him talking to oh, that's right. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. He's on

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2.0. Yeah, that's right. Um for for us. I mean, yeah, yeah crazy dude. He's the fucking announcer on like equestrian sports

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Yeah

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Yeah, because well because we because we had like we had like

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Like like he was we had planned we had like tried to schedule time with peter

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like

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Years ago. Yeah, I think it probably wasn't like a thing that he wanted to do

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But I remember chris uh zermann salter was talking to us about getting patrick. Yeah on the show

[01:19:13]
But he's kind of like a disconnected. He would have been crazy like talking about a get for the show, dude

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Yeah, but I imagine he probably was just like

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No

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Yeah, yeah, which is fair. Yeah. Yeah for anybody who's curious to like

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There were talks of troi baker. There were talks of like, I mean we tried really hard and actually got like into conversations with

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Well, did I to some of these people? I don't think I ever I don't think I've ever talked about this on the podcast

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but we sent an email to

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I sent an email to

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representatives for mads mickelson

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For the death stranding season and the response that we got indicated to us that if we had asked him sooner

[01:19:57]
When he was still promoting the game, we would have had mads mickelson on the podcast

[01:20:00]
But apparently he was like done with the promotion cycle for the game. So they would have been amazing. Yeah, yeah him and like

[01:20:10]
Anybody yeah, I sent a physical letter to norman redis's representatives

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Sam

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my man

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Yeah, christin's still pissed that we didn't keep the show long enough to have an excuse to talk to oscar isaac

[01:20:28]
But we'll figure it out. Yeah, that's fair

[01:20:32]
um

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Yeah, I don't know. It was super fun. Um

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Isaac, do you have anything that you wish you could have done differently before we move back to the clips?

[01:20:41]
well

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Other than not be friends with the lesio in the seventh

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probably

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When we play through the games

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Be more diligent with no taking

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Doing anything with like remembering

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I think you're not remembering though became like a pivotal part of the yeah

[01:21:05]
Well, like the fumbling in the dark with isaac winnow is like incredibly important to the the meme status of the podcast

[01:21:10]
Yeah, yeah

[01:21:12]
I know I ordered that sticker and I had that sticker. I don't know where the hell it is anymore

[01:21:17]
Oh the fumbling in the dark. Yeah, it might be stuck to a refrigerator in same little

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Sam do you have anything that you wish you would have done different? Um, I talked about this

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I think all I like

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As less of a less of a joke. I think like I would have loved to have taken better notes

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Unless it was like the king of notes and I think I think

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Yeah

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Sam don't don't downplay yourself. You took some fucking great notes whenever you did take phenomenal notes, you know

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Like when I did it, I did it right. Yeah 100% like you would send it and it would be like fucking

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correlated pages with like different different font color and like

[01:21:57]
bullet points and I was like, whoa, my god

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Yeah, yeah, so don't don't downplay it. You did it when when you chose to do it. You did a very good job

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Well, thank you. Um, I talked about this during like the 1.5 round table

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But I think that if I had my druthers about me, I would have extended that season the death stranding season

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um

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More because I think we did a disservice to

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Our cells first of all and I think probably the game

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By trying to cram it all in such a short period of time and I talked about it there

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Like the the reason was because it was like right for the holiday season

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We didn't want to delay it until after the holidays because we were trying to like

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Get it out for the listeners and it was just this whole thing

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And so I would have liked to have done a more extended season on that and maybe then shorter episodes and played less per episode

[01:22:48]
I think pacing through that game is a better way to play it personally. Yeah, it's definitely some like red dead 2

[01:22:54]
shit

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Yeah, which like don't don't play red dead 2 in the midst of a pandemic because god damn did I like weep at my computer at the end of that game

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Um, the other thing that I would have done differently is I would not have played

[01:23:08]
Metal Gear survive

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Yeah

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Weird like I don't think it's as bad as people say it's not a good game by any no

[01:23:17]
It's not a good not a good game the single player. I think is I had a lot of fun playing multiplayer with you. Let's see

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Oh, yeah, the single player made me want to like

[01:23:26]
Eat curb like I couldn't yeah. Yeah. If the multiplayer would have been like

[01:23:32]
Like if the game would have been left for dead metal gear solid 5

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Mm-hmm fucking watch out like I'd still be playing last yeah, but

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Um, I will say this this will this will be the wrap up before we get back into the clips

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I wish

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that I

[01:23:50]
would have

[01:23:53]
Spent more time with

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my brothers on this show

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I really wish that

[01:24:01]
We would have been able to like meet up more and I really wish that

[01:24:05]
I

[01:24:07]
Don't know. I just think like if we would have done it a little differently. It would have been really cool to

[01:24:12]
Have been able to make the moments more special

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And I think at certain points of the show

[01:24:19]
some things became like

[01:24:23]
Automated flip the brain off

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You know what I mean like I I don't know

[01:24:28]
Maybe it's one of those things where it's like you don't think about until it's over but

[01:24:32]
I just wish I would have been like more in the moment and really cherished

[01:24:36]
The fact that like we just spent six and a half years

[01:24:40]
Together, but at the same time it like weirdly feels so far away now

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You know what I mean?

[01:24:48]
So yeah, I don't know I don't want to get mushy but like I love you guys

[01:24:51]
It's been a lot of fun. Like thank you for choosing to

[01:24:55]
waste your life with me

[01:24:59]
I love you too, dude. Yeah, dude. Love you. Yeah. Yeah. So I don't know here's to here's to something

[01:25:05]
Here's to us seeing each other more. Hopefully whoa and really quick. Here's a classic Sam moment

[01:25:12]
Sorry

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Uh, yeah, you got water in the wrong pipe

[01:25:19]
Long water

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This is when Sam reveals

[01:25:24]
He's been meeting his mic and taking sick bong rips this whole

[01:25:31]
Yeah

[01:25:36]
She's I hope that comes out in the recording. Oh 100 was I could hear it clear as day

[01:25:42]
Yeah, I don't know. Uh, it's just weird like I think pandemic and and being away from people has like

[01:25:49]
Made it more of the sensitive topic. Yeah

[01:25:52]
It's a weird isolating feeling this whole these last two years have been you believe we're approaching

[01:25:58]
Too fully we're approaching the third year of this pandemic. That's insane. Dude march of next year. It will have been

[01:26:06]
Two years that I have worked at my job completely remote. Mm-hmm

[01:26:11]
That's crazy wild. Yeah, like I moved to New York for this job. What the fuck I could have done it for anybody

[01:26:17]
Uh, yeah, dude, I don't know. I think it's weird because I moved to New York and had an extremely isolated five months

[01:26:23]
And then as soon as your as soon as your boy was like, I'm coming out

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You know what I mean? Like I was like fucking ready to just like walk out the door and like disco dance and the

[01:26:34]
friendships, uh

[01:26:35]
Fucking cove it was like nope. You're gonna do that five months for two and a half years. Yeah

[01:26:41]
It's just been a little soul crushing, but

[01:26:44]
Yeah

[01:26:45]
Thank you to the listeners for making it not soul crushing like

[01:26:49]
To echo something that Chad said in the patreon farewell video and i'm gonna say it to everybody like patrons

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Yes, you guys were great. You've been there forever, but like there are people listening who have always just listened and never

[01:27:01]
interacted

[01:27:03]
And like to you guys to like the random emails that I get that are like

[01:27:08]
I work in the icu and you guys put a smile on my face when the day is

[01:27:13]
horrible like

[01:27:15]
That shit is amazing man. Like I just yeah, I don't know. I never in a million that I think that our dumb shit would lead to that

[01:27:22]
Well, like we and we're we're like and the other thing too is that we're getting people reaching out to us like on the facebook page

[01:27:28]
another places where it's just like

[01:27:30]
I just discovered this podcast and uh, you know, i'm sad to see you go. Thank you. It's just like

[01:27:37]
Like people are still discovering the podcast and listening to it

[01:27:40]
And so I I want to thank everybody because like yes, we have our patrons and we have

[01:27:47]
We have all of our, you know, our

[01:27:49]
Usuals, you know, if we were using that metaphor at the bar, you know, we're a bar and our usuals show up to the bar

[01:27:54]
And I love all those people obviously, but

[01:27:56]
They're like there's something to be said as somebody who does, you know, not as severely as I used to thankfully because I took care of myself, but

[01:28:04]
um

[01:28:05]
For people that suffer with anxiety and other things like that that feel weird or straight into if you like they cannot reach out to

[01:28:12]
these people

[01:28:14]
us in specific

[01:28:16]
you know

[01:28:17]
Your you you're unsung, but we want to sing we want to sing you right now

[01:28:22]
Thank you for listening if you've listened you've never reached out and you're like fan from the way back or new or you just

[01:28:28]
You just never felt like you could or wanted to reach out

[01:28:31]
For whatever reason. Thank you very much. Oh 100%

[01:28:35]
And for anybody who has reached out

[01:28:38]
I will respond immediately

[01:28:41]
He'll respond at 3 a.m. The next day. Yeah

[01:28:44]
If you send an email at 3 a.m. 302 a.m. You're gonna have a reply

[01:28:51]
Yeah, I don't it's an illness like almost quite literally

[01:28:55]
Um, but no, I really enjoy it. Like I think that's the best part. Uh, that's why we came back after

[01:29:01]
65 I think it was the episode right?

[01:29:03]
mgm 65 is what we left

[01:29:07]
But yeah, uh, let's get back to it

[01:29:11]
Clippy clip on this master purtory self-filating

[01:29:16]
Finale season that is middle of your mondays

[01:29:19]
Uh, let's do it. So sam do you want to start us back up again? What is your

[01:29:24]
Actually, hold on hold the phone

[01:29:27]
Isaac is there anything you want to say because I am so sick of beam rolling my boy

[01:29:32]
No, I mean

[01:29:39]
He's like shit, I've been enjoying hiding in the crowd

[01:29:42]
Isaac's been saving his one fuck ticket for right now

[01:29:48]
Oh my god, Isaac on the last episode are you gonna swear? Oh man, can you give people that?

[01:29:56]
That one thing oh my gosh, yo, yo wow

[01:30:02]
Here's here's the dilemma. I'm gonna give you and I promise I promise this is a thing that I will do

[01:30:10]
if you

[01:30:11]
Say the effort if you say fuck on the last episode, I will publicly release the link to king

[01:30:17]
Oh, hey, yeah

[01:30:21]
I'll do it

[01:30:23]
I'll do it. I'll post. I'll fucking post it on the facebook page. I'll do it. I'm gonna fucking do it

[01:30:28]
I will

[01:30:30]
So so that's the show you and you have time to think about it because we're not recording for

[01:30:34]
A little bit, but if Isaac says fuck on the last episode of the podcast, I will

[01:30:39]
Like straight up everybody dead silent let Isaac let Isaac say fuck

[01:30:46]
I will I will I'll say oh you can post the link to

[01:30:50]
And please bleep that until it becomes

[01:30:54]
On facebook page I will

[01:30:58]
So that's that's for you dilemma. I enjoy these stakes. This is

[01:31:03]
High snakes

[01:31:05]
High stakes

[01:31:07]
I just i'm waiting for uh, I'm waiting for Isaac's mom to text me and be like Isaac is not gonna swear

[01:31:16]
Oh, she'll do it too

[01:31:22]
Um, cool on that note sam, uh, you want to roll the dice?

[01:31:27]
Yeah

[01:31:29]
Oh my god, I literally was like Isaac. We don't want to steamroll you and

[01:31:43]
What you want to know

[01:31:46]
Yeah, you got anything man. All right, this is going on the greatest hits b roll. All right

[01:31:53]
Greatest hits b sides are still

[01:31:57]
Yo, you know, um

[01:32:00]
Not a pretty good hits episode

[01:32:03]
They're okay

[01:32:04]
decent

[01:32:07]
Um, no, I mean I I think that

[01:32:10]
Like you said

[01:32:12]
If we I think we discussed possibly meeting up more frequently

[01:32:17]
And we're all yeah, that's a great idea. We should totally do that

[01:32:20]
um

[01:32:21]
But I I feel like if we had taken it a step further

[01:32:27]
Taking it more seriously. I guess that could have come to fruition

[01:32:32]
Um, and that would have been pretty cool. So

[01:32:35]
I'll put my I'll put that thought in in the same bag as yours is

[01:32:41]
Things that I think we should have done

[01:32:45]
Um our regrets I guess you guys want to just blame the patrons. I think we should blame the patreon

[01:32:50]
Yeah

[01:32:52]
Like we can feel better. So yeah, I like it fucking patrons if we would have made a little bit more money, we could have hung out

[01:33:00]
Pieces of shit. No, I'm good

[01:33:04]
It did kind of suck that we were all kind of like spread out so far apart

[01:33:09]
I was telling sam if he if he takes the devil to be his lord and savior and buys a quest too

[01:33:16]
We can all go fishing together. Oh yo

[01:33:20]
Watch amazon prime together. Yeah, let's see. Oh text me about that. Um earlier

[01:33:25]
That I might get one for taxis one taxis rolls around, but we'll see

[01:33:30]
Please that would be amazing. Uh, facebook sucks, but the quest two is great. So I don't know i'm split

[01:33:37]
Uh

[01:33:39]
Cool, let's do it sam. Do you want to roll the dice? Yeah, I've been trying to say that I rolled the dice

[01:33:44]
I've been behind the team several times, but I'm sorry

[01:33:47]
You're trying to be sensitive to isaac's feelings fucking bullshit. Um

[01:33:56]
I'm gonna let you finish

[01:33:58]
Is isaac the husbando of ferogear monday. I think he might be I think he is

[01:34:04]
Congratulations isaac you get that award. We're not doing awards this episode, but congratulations if we if we were that would be one of them

[01:34:11]
Um, I rolled

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43 let's talk about ice, baby

[01:34:17]
Bucks so tory. I just want to I see

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Little highlight there

[01:34:22]
Thanks, man. Hop on in. Yeah, good just before we got too much further into it

[01:34:26]
I I did want to make note real quick. Uh, one of my good buddies morgan

[01:34:30]
has

[01:34:31]
Really gotten me into watching the x files, which

[01:34:35]
Some of you may know has been around since the 90s

[01:34:39]
But oh, yeah

[01:34:40]
If you aren't aware yet, it's a tremendous show

[01:34:44]
It's ridiculous. It's hilarious. It's entertaining and it has an episode that very

[01:34:51]
Very closely mimics the plot of the movie we're about to discuss

[01:34:55]
The episode is in season one. It's episode eight and it's called ice

[01:35:00]
So if after listening to this episode you decide

[01:35:03]
You'd like to go check that out if you haven't already. I would highly recommend it

[01:35:08]
Fantastic

[01:35:10]
And of course this movie takes place in the x files universe

[01:35:13]
I wouldn't doubt it

[01:35:15]
Maybe we can talk about that towards the end. I'm ready for that

[01:35:19]
So two things

[01:35:21]
One

[01:35:22]
I'm very pissed off that we didn't get to cover the thing on the podcast while we were there

[01:35:28]
That's one of those things where like when metal gear monday's revengeance announced it. I was like one. Fuck you guys

[01:35:34]
And and two

[01:35:37]
Fuckin liquid metal mic as his victory prize second place for the trivia episode number 100

[01:35:46]
Said if you guys ever do

[01:35:49]
The thing episode I want to be on it. Yeah, so I immediately felt horrible that I was like, oh, no, mic's not on it

[01:35:58]
Tori was Tori Tori was the winner of that trivia episode. She was she left she left her comrades behind

[01:36:06]
Fuck that. No, no, no in Tori's defense. She she did no tell mic afterwards. Like you. I'm super sorry

[01:36:14]
You know what I you know what I think it one thing that I do want to say because we brought up art because it's because

[01:36:19]
Revengeance did a trivia episode

[01:36:21]
But about our trivia episode that we did episode 100

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um, we made a joke at the end

[01:36:27]
Uh, Cole and Tori were we're both on that episode. Um before they were hosts

[01:36:33]
And I made a joke at the end that said this is a secret basically a secret

[01:36:37]
Uh trick to give you guys the keys to the podcast and lo and behold

[01:36:43]
They did it. We fucking did it

[01:36:47]
No, for sure

[01:36:47]
I hope we get to that clip because I so I did cut together

[01:36:51]
A couple of bits of from the trivia episodes and a one clip

[01:36:55]
Um, and it's pretty interesting. So I mean if we don't get to it, maybe I'll play it at the end

[01:36:59]
Is like a send off. But yeah, yeah, so one there was that I did stream I streamed the original thing and then I streamed

[01:37:07]
The 20 I think it's 2018 the 2018

[01:37:11]
prequel to the thing

[01:37:13]
also called the thing

[01:37:16]
I streamed both of those. Is that the one that has uh, that has remona flowers in it?

[01:37:20]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so it's about the

[01:37:23]
I think it's swedish. Maybe it's swiss. It's about those people who get fucked up at the beginning of

[01:37:29]
of the thing

[01:37:32]
Why would they name it the exact same thing? Well, so here's

[01:37:39]
The problem though is that they it's about this different crew

[01:37:44]
But it's like beat for beat like we talked about it on the stream on discord

[01:37:48]
Beat for beat. It's the same fucking movie as the original but with a different group of people which makes zero sense

[01:37:56]
Um, so it's almost like a reboot and a prequel. I don't I don't get it. But anyway, um

[01:38:01]
That was a ton of fun. The other thing I want to I want to camp out on on on this thing

[01:38:05]
Is speaking of x files, which reminds me of twin peaks

[01:38:09]
Which reminds me of something that was on sam's youtube channel

[01:38:12]
I was watching best of best of show best in show. I think what do you call it the dog thing? Is it best?

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Yeah, I'm best in show usually. Yeah, so I was watching the I think it came out in the year 2000

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It's the christopher guest film. It's the spinal tap people, but it's a dog show movie

[01:38:28]
It's very good. You should check it out if you like shits creek both katharine o'hair and

[01:38:33]
Eugene levy are a couple in that movie, which is wonderful. Um, but

[01:38:39]
Our boy

[01:38:41]
Garland briggs is one of the judges in that movie

[01:38:45]
So I just want to say the my only fear in life

[01:38:48]
Is that strand games are not enough?

[01:38:52]
This is a good opportunity to say youtube.com slash sam versus sam if you I tweeted I tweeted this out a couple days ago, but um

[01:39:00]
If you've ever enjoyed content that alessio and I have created together

[01:39:03]
I had alessio. I only played four episodes worth of uh, a playtail innocence on my youtube channel for

[01:39:10]
October this wiki month. I called it

[01:39:12]
So check that out and check out the other stuff that's on the channel too for sure

[01:39:16]
And I don't want to sign us up for anything

[01:39:18]
But sam we should totally do like a co-op game or like a some sort of goofy episode thing

[01:39:22]
Yeah, you know what I kind of would love to do uh on the youtube channel is um

[01:39:27]
Remember that one time when we just like sat down and played guilty year together. Oh for sure 100%

[01:39:31]
I would love to do that like for the channel. Yeah 100%. Yeah, that's kind of what I was thinking too

[01:39:36]
Yeah, and I want to do so I want isaac on the channel. Yeah, please. I'll be there

[01:39:41]
He says that don't listen to him

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Day one he's a liar day one, baby

[01:39:47]
He's a liar

[01:39:50]
Yeah day one shows up at day 1000. No kidding

[01:39:55]
Isaac's a good man. I love Isaac

[01:39:57]
Isaac roll the dice, baby. Oh shoot. Uh, it's closed out of that tab

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The only thing that's been taken um pick one random 37 close your eyes

[01:40:12]
A little haiku will note. Yeah a little haiku will do you

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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

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Oh god

[01:40:22]
This is one of the best you guys like this is this is peak james rykhmuth. Yeah 100% so good. Yes

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Absolutely james if you're listening to this, I'm sure you will continue to

[01:40:35]
Achieve peak status for the rest of your life

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It's not the high point of your life. This is just peak james. No peak james for the podcast. Yes, it's correct

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Not for his life james is doing that

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You're doing great. Happy birthday. All right. Here we go. What's with that box? All right. So I uh, I kept it pretty simple

[01:40:54]
I wrote three haikus

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Perfect. So I'm gonna I'm gonna read those for you

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um

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espionage tight

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ass

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Otacon stays nasty

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Metal gear solid

[01:41:08]
That was that was fucking phenomenal. Thank you. Thank you

[01:41:13]
Can you please like send that to me over

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So I can post it to the facebook page

[01:41:19]
Absolutely. Absolutely. Can we get an encore reading actually? Could you read that one more time?

[01:41:23]
Yeah, please do that again. Yeah, I'll give you the first one more time. All right

[01:41:27]
espionage tight ass otacon stays nasty

[01:41:31]
Metal gear solid. Oh my gosh

[01:41:39]
All right, number two this one

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I don't know. I feel about it

[01:41:45]
Bursting like a snake covered sticky must escape kept you waiting, huh?

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That one's real good

[01:42:08]
Somebody finally broke a lessie

[01:42:12]
And then uh, this this last one's just a bonus one that I just I had a good time with I thought was fun

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Uh, oh, it's riding quick one-eyed motherfucker. Ow. He stabbed me dead

[01:42:26]
Quick it's right. Did you do the syllable count and everything? Yep, I sure did. Oh, those are fucking great

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Uh-oh

[01:42:38]
Like considering climate. Uh-oh, it's quitting flan

[01:42:44]
Ow, he stabbed me dead

[01:42:47]
Oh, I the the three lines how he stabbed me dead covered sticky must escape and otacon stays

[01:42:53]
Nasty never leave my brother

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Sam's gonna be on his deathbed and he's just gonna whisper

[01:43:14]
I should have looked christopher randolph dead in the eyes while we were eating lunch

[01:43:18]
Like on a con stays nasty that was a missed opportunity you could have read that haiku

[01:43:24]
Sweet jesus. Yeah, I guess that's a high point too is like I get to meet Jennifer and Chris Randolph after we interviewed them. Yeah

[01:43:32]
Yeah, it was crazy. So good

[01:43:35]
I still take people to where chris took me to eat

[01:43:37]
So thank you chris for Randolph if you're listening to this. All right. Let me roll my dice

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Uh, I'm going to roll my

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Oh

[01:43:51]
I roll that I don't care. Oh

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Uh, sam, I think I can kind of do the weird voice that you've been doing. So hold on

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Oh

[01:44:02]
You're weird like patrick voice thing that you do

[01:44:08]
Yes

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It's something you sound short of breath. My my repertoire of voices has expanded quite a bit

[01:44:16]
Uh, uh, since the since I left the podcast

[01:44:21]
In the in the midst of the pandemic like you run out of things to do and so I just developed new voices

[01:44:25]
Oh, yeah, 100% and if you're listening to this right now, you should put on the avalanches since I left you

[01:44:32]
All right, let's do it. Got a strange box here. I can't

[01:44:36]
oversell

[01:44:37]
How incredulous kurt russell's snake pliskin is just he's uh, he doesn't give a fuck about anything. He's lived his life

[01:44:44]
And uh, here he is

[01:44:46]
Did the uh, did the dialogue make you laugh out loud at all is it because I felt like I was chuckling the whole time

[01:44:52]
of this scene

[01:44:53]
Of just any oh that's makes me sense everything was um

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What do you call them ham hocked? I guess you the the thing that I

[01:45:02]
I couldn't couldn't get past was um that monologue that

[01:45:08]
I don't think james knows that a ham hock is could you explain that's not the phrase? I don't know

[01:45:14]
I think it was a ham hock. They couldn't care less

[01:45:20]
Snake don't give a shit. The snake would say ham hock. Oh, yeah, and then you call them out on it and be like

[01:45:28]
Whoa hold up

[01:45:30]
What hold the phone?

[01:45:33]
We're gonna play it one more time. Everybody listened very carefully to the last thing isic says box. I can't

[01:45:40]
oversell

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De Penguin king for the mouse

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Thank U

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Oh c'mon

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Say what's up apologise you

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monologue that I don't think James knows what a hamhawk is could you explain that's not the phrase I don't know

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They couldn't care less

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They don't give a shit would say

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And then you call them out on it

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That does not count for the deal Isaac you

[01:46:49]
Some slack I think it might have been me and you talking at the same time, but it definitely sounded like Isaac said

[01:47:03]
Who knows

[01:47:05]
That was probably like 2 a.m. Oh, absolutely

[01:47:09]
No joke that was we had some really late nights recorded

[01:47:13]
Dude, I totally forgot about that. Yeah spooky season more like never fucking sleep again

[01:47:21]
Was it that season where somebody literally fell asleep it was Isaac Isaac fell asleep into the podcast one

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Oh, I did it monkey

[01:47:28]
I might have been I don't remember which episode it was but there's an episode where we were doing the outros and we cut to Isaac

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I

[01:47:36]
Was on the call until like really late

[01:47:45]
Wish it would have found it because I would have been a perfect

[01:47:49]
I will say though Uzumaki Isaac also fucking Isaac

[01:47:53]
I don't want to imply you didn't show up to other episodes, but I was you really showed up for Uzumaki

[01:47:59]
Did I yeah, like I just I don't know at least my in my memory you were like very thorough

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I

[01:48:05]
Were talking about it. I do remember really liking Uzumaki a lot. Yeah, that was a really cool read

[01:48:12]
Yeah, I felt like a total nerd

[01:48:13]
There was some girl wearing a jean jacket last year in the park and it had a big-ass June G Etoe print on the back

[01:48:20]
So I like went up to her and I was like, hey, I really like your G Etoe jacket

[01:48:25]
And she was like, huh? Oh, thank you. So part of me does wonder if she was like, oh that looks sick as opposed to like

[01:48:31]
Yeah, she got that shit a fucking goodwill pose. Yeah, right

[01:48:36]
Uzumaki's gotten really popular in yeah

[01:48:40]
Junji's been blowing up these days, which is great for him

[01:48:44]
My favorite thing is that the meme where it was just like

[01:48:47]
Junji Etoe Junji Etoe's works and he's like really happy and then it's hi

[01:48:52]
Hi, I'm Yuzaki's work and hi Yuzaki's fucking miserable. Yeah. Yeah, I

[01:48:58]
Will say this for anybody who's a drag race fan

[01:49:02]
Rockham Sakurai has a phenomenal Instagram picture of her dressed as an Uzumaki or not Uzumaki

[01:49:09]
But as a Junji Etoe panel

[01:49:11]
She's like like the perspective of the photo is very two-dimensional and she painted like half her body

[01:49:16]
And there's like a slug coming out of her mouth

[01:49:19]
It's pretty dope so you should go please please say that name again Rockham Sakurai

[01:49:23]
Rockham Sakurai

[01:49:25]
Rockham Sakurai, that's a phenomenon. Awesome drag name like phenomenal, but yeah, you should go check check them out

[01:49:32]
All right, that was that my role. Yeah, so Sam is you good, sir

[01:49:37]
We'll probably do like another maybe two roundabouts. Yeah, that's yeah, that sounds good

[01:49:42]
I've got number 18 Jewish City Lady in travel. Oh, that's perfect. We just talked about it

[01:49:49]
Jewish ladies. I didn't know what to call this and I was like

[01:49:53]
The the the bubby though. Is this the bubby? You're ready to find out. Yeah, we go

[01:50:00]
What's with that box did everybody feel good about that countdown? Yeah, that's how I got a count

[01:50:06]
I don't know what happened. I like it. I don't know what happened. The cat knocked over a plant

[01:50:11]
It's hard to say

[01:50:18]
That's how we're fucking starting this episode, isn't it? Yeah

[01:50:22]
bubby

[01:50:25]
Here's to you dear listener and welcome to Metal Gear Mondays. Let me get that schmutz off of you

[01:50:30]
That'd be schmutz off your face. Let me get that schmutz off your face. You've been rounding in BTs

[01:50:39]
Listen guys, I just got back from New York

[01:50:42]
And I can't handle it. I can't handle it

[01:50:44]
With all this high-gram technology, you think you'd be able to call more than once a week, but no

[01:50:50]
You never call your mother anymore

[01:50:53]
I was there when you were born your schmechel. It was so small, but it grew probably

[01:50:58]
That one nice man with the golden mask

[01:51:00]
He once said that it's really hard to make a connection if we can't shake hands, but you got an iphone bubby

[01:51:07]
You got the best thing to make a connection call your mother some more bubby

[01:51:12]
She's talking to her daughter, you know that higgs boy. He seems like he knows what's going on in the world

[01:51:17]
Seems like a nice boy here. He's a terrorist and you see he's got that golden mask those things are expensive

[01:51:24]
He's just so adorable bubby

[01:51:26]
And that voice like the voice of an angel. I feel like I've heard it a million other places

[01:51:38]
All right, I'm gonna introduce the show okay

[01:51:40]
I feel like zack was born for that

[01:51:44]
Yeah, that little dig at shroy baker at the end

[01:51:48]
Yeah, 100% I swear to god

[01:51:51]
Living in new york for several years. I have not encountered many people with quote the new york voice

[01:51:57]
Believe it or not. I've encountered more people outside of new york city like in new york state with that voice

[01:52:05]
But zack is quintessential

[01:52:08]
New york voice like my boy my god. I love it. I love it. All right, isaac. What you got?

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My boy

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21 21

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Oh, I love this one. Oh, it's a good one. All right. Let's cue it up box starting to run out of these things to say so

[01:52:29]
I am going to

[01:52:33]
Let me think i'm gonna try and say this backwards you guys. Let me see if I can do this

[01:52:38]
Oh, shit

[01:52:40]
Do it. All right. Uh, see you up. Yeah, see you see it

[01:52:46]
And i'm gonna try to i'm gonna i'm gonna reverse that in the edit so that we can hear if I got it right

[01:52:52]
Hey, so

[01:52:55]
So it'll be well, hold on. Let me let me let me see. Hold on a second. Um

[01:53:00]
Let me see if I can do it

[01:53:03]
Crop I want to try

[01:53:05]
Uh

[01:53:14]
See that's the problem is like I just realized so if you're you're trying to do it phonetically

[01:53:17]
You're gonna go ziab, but if you're doing it based on how it sounds like linguistically it's box

[01:53:22]
So it'd be like sock

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It'd be like a weird like

[01:53:27]
Gzab gzab. Well, I mean it's like was like like xo f it's soft, right? Yeah, it's like

[01:53:36]
So

[01:53:39]
Fuck it. Well, just we're gonna we're gonna rewind all this stuff. I might slip in the chip monks. It's just a box

[01:54:05]
How crazy is it that this is like? Yes, it's metal gear mondays, but it is also kind of a time capsule for all of these millennial fucking

[01:54:13]
windbags

[01:54:19]
Who's next I think it's you last year, right?

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I am

[01:54:26]
Number 41 they can recreate our bodies

[01:54:30]
I don't know if I remember this one. What's with this box metal gear solid one is like 20 years and

[01:54:35]
three months old

[01:54:38]
Yeah, I believe hold on

[01:54:40]
Yeah, so not enough to drink

[01:54:43]
But uh, old enough to uh to smoke the cigarettes that you smuggled in in your stomach

[01:54:48]
Exactly

[01:54:50]
Thanks, thanks Aaron. It's true old enough to flirt with a college professor. Oh

[01:54:56]
Lot of flit. Yeah, it's a lot of slinky dinks. You know what I mean? Oh my god. I do not know what you mean

[01:55:01]
Do I want

[01:55:05]
Are we just uploading our consciousness to the internet? I feel like that's what's happening

[01:55:08]
Yeah, we're this is like the the a true living time capsule. It's true

[01:55:13]
Well, like this is what this is what the living tribunal has like been leading us towards this whole time is is

[01:55:20]
Holy shit, sam's getting off the deep end

[01:55:23]
we

[01:55:24]
They can they can recreate our bodies if they can't recreate our minds so

[01:55:28]
They have to use tweets in our facebook posts and our social media posts to really build a constant amen

[01:55:36]
They can they can feel our brains

[01:55:39]
They can fill our brains with like our actual thoughts and that way they have a real life like model of us for when they

[01:55:47]
inevitably consume the world

[01:55:50]
Yep, the lolly lolly lo. Sounds right

[01:55:53]
Sam

[01:55:55]
I love you. That was amazing

[01:55:58]
I

[01:56:02]
The living

[01:56:08]
Did you make that up or is that real? Um, no, so the living tribunal is a um is a marvel

[01:56:18]
It's like this like cosmic entity like it's it's

[01:56:21]
All powerful in my mind you just rolled your eyes into the back of your head for that entire segment and just went

[01:56:30]
Yeah, the living tribunal is like this it's like this giant gold like statue looking thing

[01:56:34]
And it has like faces on all sides of it. Jesus Christ. It's weird that we were just talking about this being a time capsule

[01:56:40]
And then that was the clip

[01:56:43]
That's crazy. All right, same what you got. We're on the final the final run the final cycle. Um, I

[01:56:49]
Final countdown I've got number six, which is

[01:56:56]
Cousin tales

[01:56:59]
Why is there a box here what I did was

[01:57:02]
On a phone call with my seven-year-old cousin

[01:57:05]
Um, I briefly very poorly explained the plot of the first Metal Gear Solid and I said, hey, you should write a story about this

[01:57:14]
And he said he said okay

[01:57:17]
Um, did you coax this child into doing your homework?

[01:57:23]
I thought it would be funny and it is. Um, this is it's very short. It's not very long at all and um,

[01:57:30]
I am also convinced

[01:57:33]
That my cousin did not understand that snake was a human and not a human

[01:57:42]
So with that information, I uh would like to present to you

[01:57:46]
Um, a dramatic retelling of Metal Gear Solid 1 in four paragraphs by my seven-year-old cousin

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It was nighttime and everyone was asleep

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Everyone was asleep except for the snake because he had to do his work

[01:58:03]
Snake

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Was very sneaky and he crawled very quietly because he had to get into the big house

[01:58:11]
And if he went into the big house and he woke everyone up that everyone would be mad at him

[01:58:17]
The

[01:58:19]
The snake was trying to go to the building

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But there were a lot of people outside walking around the yard even though it was cold in nighttime

[01:58:26]
But snake needed to get into the house to stop the big robot. I was gonna blow everything up

[01:58:31]
So snake kept on going because even though there were people he was very good at hiding

[01:58:36]
So snake hit

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So

[01:58:40]
So snake hit a lot and he got to almost the house

[01:58:43]
But the snake woke up mr. Helicopter who was sleeping in the yard

[01:58:49]
But it wasn't him actually that woke up mr. Helicopter

[01:58:53]
It was a mean guy and the mean guy had the robot that wanted to blow up the world

[01:59:04]
This is I think my favorite paragraph in the in the story so far

[01:59:07]
The mean guy took helicopter away so the snake went into the house

[01:59:11]
He went to see if he could find the robot so we could blow it up before it blew up all the other things

[01:59:16]
So the robot could hide good too, even though it was very big

[01:59:23]
I just thought but the robot could hide good too

[01:59:30]
He looked he looked a bunch and he found a man who was good at mass

[01:59:35]
And he

[01:59:39]
He found a man that was good at math and get this he's good at math and he was named octagon

[01:59:48]
Yes

[01:59:50]
This kid's gonna go play some octagon so good. I know

[01:59:54]
But octagon was scared about a ninja and the snake had to fight the ninja

[01:59:58]
But then the ninja ran away and octagon decided to help the snake find the robot

[02:00:05]
After a long time

[02:00:07]
Where snake ran around the house a bunch snake found the robot

[02:00:10]
His girlfriend and octagon and even the ninja wanted to blow up the robot

[02:00:14]
But the mean guy didn't want them to so he turned on the robot

[02:00:18]
The snakes the snake still beat the robot because he had rockets and robots are allergic to rockets

[02:00:23]
But he still had to fight the mean guy

[02:00:27]
And the

[02:00:29]
And the snake beat the mean guy and he decided not to be at the house anymore and left with his friends

[02:00:35]
the end

[02:00:36]
Oh, that was fantastic

[02:00:39]
I think my favorite part about all this is like hearing the clip, but then hearing ourselves laugh exactly when ourselves laughed

[02:00:46]
Well, we

[02:00:47]
It's so weird like I think both Isaac and I just like both laughed when we laughed years ago at the exact

[02:00:55]
Hey, hey really quick before before we do the next one sam. I have to alert you to something

[02:01:01]
Alert me to something. Yes. Nick freighter. Just discord messaged me

[02:01:05]
Okay, he said ask sam if this looks familiar and then he did he find it. He sent me a link

[02:01:12]
I clicked the link

[02:01:14]
And it's the link

[02:01:15]
Oh, did you tell him? Yes. Don't tell him. Yes. Tom. No, I just said nick dot dot dot and that's all I said

[02:01:27]
So really you fall

[02:01:30]
It's it's all well, I will say this if anybody was to receive leaked information. I would rather it be nick freighter than anybody else

[02:01:38]
Mm-hmm

[02:01:40]
But Isaac, you know what this means, right? You have even more pressure to say fuck on the last

[02:01:45]
Oh my

[02:01:47]
Oh my

[02:01:48]
My memory is trash. Who just rolled on that was that I think that was me sam did though. Okay, right?

[02:01:55]
I have rolled a 13

[02:01:59]
Lucky number 13 cardboard box. We're starting out at the top of

[02:02:06]
The halo jump we are in the plane the tippy top where we are

[02:02:12]
Smoking a stokey

[02:02:14]
Stoke a like and this portion

[02:02:16]
They they take the time to give you basically a rough history lesson on the cold war

[02:02:22]
Yeah

[02:02:24]
I read this this comment on the internet once and I forget where but someone describes

[02:02:31]
It was like I think a reddit

[02:02:33]
Blog it was a reddit post where they like summarize a game in one sentence

[02:02:36]
And someone summarized middle of your solid three as middle-aged asian man writes fan fiction about the cold war

[02:02:45]
But I mean it's it where's the lie where is the lie?

[02:02:48]
No, and it's delightful and I feel like when I play this game

[02:02:51]
I feel like the people who made it have a lot of fun making it. Yeah for sure. Oh sure

[02:02:55]
I mean, I give it I give it hell for you know

[02:02:57]
I know when the cold war occurred and I know what happened in it

[02:03:00]
But hell someone gave me the opportunity like hey, do you want to do some like fun revisionist history that has absolutely no

[02:03:07]
Recourse ever yeah

[02:03:09]
100% yeah sign me up. Let's go. You mean cold a history nerd would be interested in doing something like that

[02:03:16]
Yeah, yeah, yeah throw me throw me in there like with the

[02:03:20]
Blasters like you see I was really in like World War one stuff. I would love to go back like oh shit actually

[02:03:26]
It all started with this one like friends troop out of england

[02:03:31]
And like they were at the morn and like I'd get weird with it. I get really weird

[02:03:39]
Can I just say my favorite part of that cliff is I always miss here coal is saying a

[02:03:43]
Chris is saying a middle-aged Haitian man

[02:03:46]
And to me for some reason that's way funnier middle-aged I'll be completely different

[02:03:54]
middle-aged Haitian man

[02:03:57]
I would absolutely Hideo Kojima a middle-aged Haitian man

[02:04:02]
All right, here we go

[02:04:06]
Let's have the look of the Irish on me. I just rolled number 22, which is the game

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Comes a lot. Whoa. Did you say a box?

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Okay, because on sunday like I all I did on sunday was I woke up

[02:04:19]
I played Death Stranding in the middle of the day. It was like so nice. I went out and I went for a four mile hike with my dog

[02:04:27]
and

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You know, the only thing I could think about on that hike was like

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You know, I'm Sam right now. Just walking through the wilderness

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um

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And I don't know that feeling just like brought me such joy

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And I don't I can't remember the last time that I've been able to connect

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On an intimate way in a direct way with the video game and like bring it into my real life

[02:04:53]
I've I've had a similar experience with that

[02:04:56]
Down here. So so for you know, the whole moon base alpha thing is obviously

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Uh true true, but uh, but before before I came up here

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I was I was actually working down in uh in south america

[02:05:09]
And there was a lot of uh, there were a lot of like hills and small mountains and all that and I would

[02:05:13]
I'd get that feeling that chris is describing just from ghost recon alone and now I can only imagine how it would have been

[02:05:19]
Uh with death stranding

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There there there's the one of the origin points for moon base alpha. Yeah

[02:05:28]
Because we talked about this again moon base alpha when when zack was in uh in cuba

[02:05:32]
We um, we just referred to him as being moon base alpha as a joke and it kind of snowballed

[02:05:38]
Yeah, and now we've layered on top of that and it was just zack was getting his mba so

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Um, I uh

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That was no

[02:05:48]
Alessio, you have one more roll, don't you? No, that was my last one

[02:05:52]
So I want to do one. I'd want to do one more round, but instead of rolling

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I want if you want to pick based on I just based on name. Yeah, so what one looks very interesting to you

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okay, um

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and uh

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I don't know why this is pulling me in but the one that I want to listen to is you know what it isn't which is 31

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What's this box doing here? Oh, I was livid. I was like, no

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No, that is not the hostage. Yeah. No, that is not big boss

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Um, but I had a lot of fun with that mission. Um, I'm gonna walk over to hang where they have the impossible whopper and I'm gonna go

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No, that is not the whopper

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Ha ha ha ha

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They were like who the fuck is that guy?

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Sorry

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Yeah, Sam pulls up in a helicopter. I open the side door and just scream from the helicopter

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Our pet is not the whopper

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I

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Don't know why I think some of the dudes from like I think it was like nit nitroid and like snake soup

[02:07:11]
People's just started sharing like snake screaming as like a meme

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And I love that fucking meme like no, that's not the insert anything like

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It's screaming now

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I don't know why this is so funny

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I was so glad that was the one I pulled I'm glad that's what that was

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I'm glad we get to share no, that it's not the whopper with a whole generation of listeners

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Oh my god, that might have been

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The hardest I've laughed on the podcast. I've died several times on this podcast

[02:08:02]
That was like next level like I could not breathe

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And I think my favorite part was like the way that I said Burger King is going to

[02:08:13]
Well in likewise to retroactive correction nitroid, I know I'm sorry

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No, that is not the whopper

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Isaac what looks good on this list? Hey

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What looks good on this menu Isaac's like I'll tell you what looks good alt f4. That's what

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I

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I'm gonna go with

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Uh in agreement

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Yeah number 11

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All right box here David had looked at him thoughtfully

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You all right kid

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How had looked up from poiton Lee not tap tapping his wallet against his leg

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Waiting to pay and wow seriously

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How were this guy's eye so clear and started over three responses before getting out

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Yeah, uh just midterm season, you know and he left

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David made a small

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In agreement

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In agreement

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Howl opened his mouth closed it and then

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It's howl by the way

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David glance at him over the espresso machine. I know

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Uh guys we can't say it enough that fan fiction episode that you gotta go listen to this map

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So good

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All right, I'm going to

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So hold on we already established we were gonna play one to end it off

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Do you want me to pick that one or do you want me to pick another one pick another one?

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And then we have well, we established that one is the last one. So pick a different one. So I'm going to let me look through this real quick

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I am going to pick

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Oh man

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So I really want to pick this

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Metal Gear Monday's Revengeance clip, but I also want to pick the one that we talked about

[02:10:17]
While I was playing both you know you share. Yeah

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Yeah, yeah

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That's our talk, okay?

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All right, well because I'm so saw we from

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I'm gonna play

[02:10:35]
Why is that box here? Here's to you dear listeners and welcome back to another episode of Metal Gear Monday

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So where you'll find your favorite discussions around metal gear and a lesio summerfield related content given to you through tactical a lesio action

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Today we have a special guest

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It's a lesio. Hi. Hi that would that caught me off guard. That was amazing

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And of course with always my two members of the fox unit christ hampton. How you doing? Howdy ho campers

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And miss torc Rites what do you got?

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Hey

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Hi, just great energy today. We're doing we're killing it today. Oh, yeah, sorry. It's been a week

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Yeah, no kidding

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So what's up guys? So what are we gonna talk about? We want to give a little bit of special stuff out today

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Just because we're have a little bit of a delay, but I think we're gonna be caught up. Yeah, I feel good about it

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I guess we should say saw we

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We did we made it we had some issues right so

[02:11:32]
Tori's computer had a meltdown on us. So we

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Is it so the more we sound like a kid the more they'll uh

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The more they'll take pity on us. So hold on hold on 95 of the audience will take pity

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There's a five percent

[02:11:46]
Share of the audience that will get increasingly more like sexually aroused. So we have we have to play with those risks

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I'm here for you five percent. Let's do it 90 seconds lesio. Well done. So

[02:11:59]
lesio bingo board there you go the underdog. So why not?

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I love that tory. I would the five percent

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No, I'm coming for you five

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I

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You know that reminds me of the um the sorry

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We're sorry

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All right, so then the last one i'm gonna pick before we do our sendoff is hey, did you say box? Hey liquid

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What am I doing here?

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Taking his blood

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It'd be great. I took all his blood put it in my veins

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What are you doing?

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You're fucking that impression kills me. It makes me it feels good to do

[02:12:45]
It's one of those impressions really like when I get done with it. My throat doesn't hurt. I just feel like more of a man

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Yeah, what is like? What do you do to your like? What do you do to make that happen?

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I don't like I kind of tighten my jaw and I kind of have to like lean into the back of my throat a little bit

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Hey

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It's kind of like mid yawn. It feels like i'm partially yawning the whole time. Hey

[02:13:14]
I feel like i'm doing i'm doing what you said and I feel like i'm choking on peanut butter

[02:13:18]
Yeah, what you guys are gonna hear is me killing a man over a podcast. I'm talking sam into swallowing his own tongue

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All right

[02:13:32]
I guess for the last time is there anything you guys want me to say is Patrick Orbert

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What's a good hero, can you do can you do island boy as Patrick Orbert?

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Yeah

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We'll pull the lyrics because i'm a fucking

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Millennium. I don't have all the lyrics memorized

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All right, here we go

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All right, I gotta I gotta do my warm-up real quick

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For some reason dude the hay like I just had a conversation with somebody about this

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The hay is like a really good warm-up word

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All right

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That I that's that's what I do like my impression of barack obama the

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Let me be clear. Yeah, it's starting it off the uh, all right. Let's do this

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Let me be quick

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Because i'm an island boy

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And I've been trying to make it oh i'm an island boy

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Hey

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I love this island boy. He's gone up. I'm a just island boy

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I'ma get the kiwi wine

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There you go. Want to keep that gun?

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I'll be just staring at the sun

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Full gazing

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I'm like the pool where i'm staying

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They're like you want to be famous

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I'm trying

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Be out all with the greatest i'm a little florida boy

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All right, that's what you guys get

[02:15:06]
Oh, that's awesome. That's beautiful. Yeah, ridiculous

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Uh, let me i'm just gonna find a random metal gear quit just to fucking round it off for everybody at home who's playing

[02:15:17]
The world was divided into east and west

[02:15:20]
Let's do that. That's a good one. That's a good one. Okay, hold on

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Uh

[02:15:25]
Whoa, dude that fucking dog. There'd be dogs Cameron. Yes. Oh

[02:15:34]
Dogs jerry is getting mad at me for speaking. All right here

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All right, here we go. Is everybody ready? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go

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After the end of world war two

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The world was split into two

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East and west

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This marked the beginning of the era called the cold war

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All right, there you go

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Take that to the bank

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Beautiful

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Yikes. All right

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So we have we have one final clip that you picked out before the episode

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Absolutely, and this is a little bit of a longer one. This is a little bit of a long

[02:16:18]
It's very special apparently we have no idea what this is

[02:16:21]
This is a surprise

[02:16:23]
So in the spirit of uh sam and isaac letting me do two things instead of one

[02:16:28]
I have two very special things, but we'll start with one of them first

[02:16:32]
And one of them is this clip which I like to call

[02:16:37]
What the fuck is factibia?

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And it's a little bit of a longer clip, but it's super I don't know to me. I think it's super important

[02:16:45]
So yes, it starts with a gag about what the fuck is factibia

[02:16:51]
But then it becomes not only our trivia episode, but revengeance is trivia episode

[02:16:58]
Specifically introducing

[02:17:01]
the contestants

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And I thought it would be really fun to let some of our listeners hear other listeners having a good time on the show

[02:17:11]
Cool

[02:17:11]
So I'm gonna hit play on this one. We're gonna take a quick. I don't I can't remember how long it is. It's like a decent

[02:17:18]
It's like a decent little span, but I'm gonna hit play

[02:17:25]
I'm gonna play on this and then we'll regroup before the last special thing. Okay. All right. Here we go. Yeah

[02:17:32]
Remember that trick god damn it sam. What do we do now? What are you talking about? Well, I mean we finished covering the phantom pain so

[02:17:38]
I don't know like what's the point of any of this anymore like of the podcast or like on a more

[02:17:44]
philosophical level like on a deep

[02:17:47]
Like metacontextual level that eventually means nothing. So what you're saying is kind of like

[02:17:53]
Yeah

[02:17:55]
Like five well, okay. Look, we're about to do

[02:17:59]
100 episodes that must be worth something right sam. It's worth about as much as your gmp when the servers go down

[02:18:05]
All right, why don't you chill out dude? We got like like rub your earlobes or something wusa

[02:18:12]
Aggression not not necessary. What do you think we need to do that? Well first things first. I'm gonna take isaac out of this suitcase

[02:18:17]
It's not his fault

[02:18:20]
All right, fine

[02:18:22]
I guess I'll forgive him for that

[02:18:24]
Yes

[02:18:25]
You will and we're gonna leave lorry out of it fine

[02:18:29]
Hey guys

[02:18:31]
Sorry, but uh next time air holes. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah for sure for sure

[02:18:35]
Okay, what now sam tell me what to do. Well, I hadn't

[02:18:38]
thought

[02:18:39]
Much past freeing isaac from that suitcase

[02:18:42]
Yeah, good thought. So how about this? You know how we barely managed to keep it together when there are three people on the podcast?

[02:18:49]
Mm-hmm

[02:18:50]
And you know how we know a lot of things about metal gear maybe but yes

[02:18:55]
Why don't we take those two facts and put them together?

[02:18:58]
Ooh like one of those sandwich things I keep hearing about kind of it's more like um

[02:19:04]
I want to say an open faced melt. I think I get it

[02:19:07]
Like if you took a grilled cheese and said get half that shit out of here

[02:19:10]
Sort of more like if you went to subway and said I only want an unfolded flatbread wait

[02:19:15]
Subway has flatbreads. Yeah, dude like for years now. Where have you been?

[02:19:20]
Whoa

[02:19:21]
How long was I in that suitcase? Okay. Okay. So it's kind of like a sandwich. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

[02:19:26]
So we so we do everything bigger right take the three people that we have on the podcast and then

[02:19:32]
Oh god and then we had three more people and make it that much harder to deal with I'm liking it. I like your energy sam

[02:19:39]
I'm loving this so far

[02:19:41]
Good and then we take those things that we know

[02:19:45]
And we ask those three new people

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If they know them too, okay, what happens if they don't know anything and we sit here silently waiting for them to answer

[02:19:53]
Or what happens if they do know the things? Well, if they do know the things we give them prizes and if they don't know

[02:20:02]
We kill them, right? No, come on. No, we're good decent people

[02:20:06]
I see we we just shame them endlessly and then they have to hide their faces from public industries for the rest of their lives

[02:20:12]
Perfect. I love it. Um, so what are we gonna call this? Um

[02:20:16]
shit, uh

[02:20:17]
Trivia trivia. Did you say tribyt trivia tripping? What's that?

[02:20:23]
No, it's stupid. Let's do something else question time like nap time. Get real dude. Come on. How about

[02:20:32]
Like like a metroidvania like a fact toy dia. No, no, no, no, no. I hate that. Um

[02:20:39]
Factivia metal gear

[02:20:42]
Factivia love it book it. I'm gonna send out some press releases. Isaac called the news

[02:20:47]
um

[02:20:49]
That

[02:20:50]
Wasn't like a sandwich at all. We have a very special episode this episode. We are recording a trivia

[02:20:58]
extravaganza

[02:20:59]
To celebrate what is more than likely episode number 124, but what is on the rss feed?

[02:21:06]
episode number 100

[02:21:09]
Um, but yeah, so we've got we've got we've got friends. We've got friends who've been here all along. We've got sam and isaac say hi

[02:21:16]
I'm pepo

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Oh

[02:21:24]
You got me

[02:21:26]
Hi, Isaac. Uh, we also have new friends. So I am gonna do this in top down order from what I'm looking at

[02:21:32]
We've got the one I wait. I think we should each take one person

[02:21:37]
Okay, let's do that. So I I got mine picked. So I'm gonna do the

[02:21:43]
You know, I got mine picked too. So if you take mine, I'm gonna be real mad

[02:21:48]
Isaac lamp. No, I'm kidding. I've got uh

[02:21:53]
I've got my sights on a certain

[02:21:55]
metallic man

[02:21:58]
What kind of metal?

[02:22:11]
I myself have my sights set on one very particular best friend

[02:22:16]
It's tory kortes my best friend. Oh, I was on the edge of my seat. It's like being being picked for dodgeball

[02:22:25]
But Isaac, well, you know what? This is my best friend

[02:22:30]
Mr. Cole Duncan

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Hey

[02:22:37]
Hey, you

[02:22:38]
Hey guy now our contestants who have been patiently waiting as we go through our

[02:22:44]
fun terrible banter

[02:22:46]
I'm gonna start with tyler

[02:22:49]
So tyler, I'm gonna start with how are you tonight?

[02:22:53]
I'm doing pretty solid. Got uh been working non-stop. It seems like so

[02:23:01]
I absolutely know that feeling now. How long have you been a listener to middle gear mondays?

[02:23:07]
Uh, I think I'm actually coming up on a year officially

[02:23:12]
Oh, uh birthday

[02:23:14]
Yeah, I uh

[02:23:16]
I had told the story before on the discord by about last year middle of last year maybe a little bit after that

[02:23:22]
I hated my job. So I was just jerking around on my phone

[02:23:27]
Looking for metal gear solid music and for some reason metal gear monday showed up and I just benched all the way through

[02:23:33]
Good good to hear man, and I'm glad that you like the revengeance era. So we'll keep it up for you

[02:23:40]
What's your favorite metal gear game?

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uh

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If I want to be like

[02:23:48]
Serious talking I'll say like metal gear solid 3 but if I'm just like straight up

[02:23:53]
Don't care what anyone has to think. I'll say middle gear rising

[02:23:58]
Metal gear rising. I mean this isn't like recorded or anything. So like just feel free to speak. This isn't like cataloging your thoughts

[02:24:04]
Oh, yeah, no, I love metal gear rising

[02:24:07]
The the moment I realized this game wasn't like kicking around was the moment when rules of nature just

[02:24:13]
Blast through your eardrums and you're like, oh, they're serious about this game. You just go through the whole thing non-stop

[02:24:20]
That's awesome. Have you been like a long metal gear fan like you know as long as you've been gaming or you get into it late

[02:24:27]
um, I've always known about it never really put the time into it and um

[02:24:33]
Weird story was that I was actually interested when they announced just a phantom pain not even metal gear solid

[02:24:40]
And I was really interested and they end up being kojima. So I'm like, oh he caught me

[02:24:44]
I'm like, I want to know what this psychopath has to offer me. So I ended up going all the way through

[02:24:50]
Um, I had a I have a really close friend who would tell me things about it

[02:24:54]
And then I'm like, all right, let's just jump into it and figure it out. So

[02:24:58]
Jumped in beat everything by the time metal gear solid popped out and then now we're here

[02:25:05]
That's awesome, man. And then what's your favorite game of 2020 at least so far? I know we're

[02:25:09]
Pretty close to the end there. But do you have a favorite?

[02:25:13]
It's a strong tie between ghost of shishiva and doom eternal

[02:25:17]
Okay, all right, not bad

[02:25:20]
So we've met tyler. We are now going to move right down to we're going to talk to darcy

[02:25:26]
So how are we doing darcy and how long have you been a listener?

[02:25:31]
Hey, um, I got nothing witty to say from my opening like you guys. Um

[02:25:36]
Uh

[02:25:38]
Close to two years now actually I was kind of on and off for the first year and then I started consistently going to the entire series

[02:25:46]
probably

[02:25:47]
January, February got caught up and then yeah, I've been here ever since

[02:25:52]
That's awesome, man. And what is your uh favorite metal gear game?

[02:25:58]
Uh, well like tyler, I'd say metal gear solid three more for its like

[02:26:04]
Content and just how well built that game was

[02:26:08]
But I feel like metal gear solid one

[02:26:11]
The original mgs has like a very special place for me

[02:26:15]
so

[02:26:16]
It's a pretty good tie between that one, but if you made me choose

[02:26:20]
I'd still say mgs one

[02:26:23]
Seems like we get along real well darcy. So I like that

[02:26:26]
I think you and I have the exact same brain space

[02:26:29]
And as far as gaming this year, do you have a favorite game from 2020?

[02:26:33]
Oh man, then this year has been just awful in so many ways gaming included

[02:26:38]
I feel like yeah, no kidding and all I've been playing is uh,

[02:26:42]
Honestly, nhl 21 that's the newest game. I played this year and wow. So I have to say that I guess

[02:26:48]
All right. Well, yeah, obviously you're putting time into it. So I am

[02:26:53]
That's no shame

[02:26:54]
We might talk about that because I did used to like love me some hockey games. So I might have to get into that

[02:27:00]
And then we have

[02:27:02]
Sean

[02:27:04]
I guess I'll throw him under the bus. He does our artwork and I love him to death. So Sean

[02:27:11]
Say a little little something and how long have you been a listener?

[02:27:14]
Well, I'm just really honored. You guys saved the best for last so

[02:27:18]
Thank you for that

[02:27:21]
The humility and the bolt

[02:27:25]
I got them both, you know

[02:27:27]
Um, I've been a listener. I think we were talking before this um with warren

[02:27:31]
I started listening right around the time that they took their hiatus. I think that was between um

[02:27:38]
Metal Gear Solid 4 and 5. So I don't know was that 2017 2018?

[02:27:43]
Mm-hmm

[02:27:45]
Somewhere around there

[02:27:46]
um

[02:27:47]
But yeah, so I just

[02:27:50]
Saw this on the uh, I have a job where I can listen to podcasts all day long

[02:27:54]
So I just I literally go through the longest shows I could find and they had like hour and a half

[02:27:59]
You know two hour long episodes. I'm like, that's great. I love Metal Gear

[02:28:02]
And uh, just kind of went from episode one and then got caught up and got devastated when I thought the show was over

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And you guys just keep it going for us

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We're here man. Don't you worry

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So what about favorite Metal Gear game?

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You got a fave

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So I was born in 91

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So I was like a little too young to really get Metal Gear Solid 1 when it came out

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But I have five older brothers and one of them that's a gamer is 10 years older than me

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He had MGS 1 so I would play it on PlayStation

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and you get to the opening scene and

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um as soon as I get alerted because I'm used to Tomb Raider and you can kill everybody just by

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Pressing a trigger I just would run to the PlayStation and shut it off because I was so scared

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But when I really fell in love with the series was probably 2001 2002

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I was really getting the anime and then of course Metal Gear Solid 2 had a

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A beautiful pale blonde haired boy

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So I'd have to say that's where I got my toes wet with the series and that's kind of consistently just been my favorite game

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That's awesome, man. So so Ryden's your waifu

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Oh, yeah

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Big time

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You don't hear that often enough. Yeah, because everyone's a fucking coward. That's why

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Called out that's awesome

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Uh, and then I let's hope you've been gaming a little bit this year

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But do you have a favorite for uh 2020 as far as a game this year?

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So, um, yeah, I I am a huge fan of uh, tealoo 2. I I love that game. It was so good

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um

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Yeah, and I just checked my steam and I put about 55 hours into

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Cyberpunk so I think those two are tied for my favorite this year

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All right, cool. I'm glad that you can actually play cyberpunk. It's it's hard

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I'm the kind of person who will call bullshit on many games that like bug this much, but it's just addictive

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Well for your favorite game to be tealoo 2 and then cyberpunk one game that runs perfectly fine

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And the other game that can barely run. It's just kind of crazy

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I think i'm just lucky that I decided to get it on pc rather than consoles

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Yeah, yeah, no kidding

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All right, so without further ado, I think if it's okay with everyone here, I think we should uh

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Let's get started with some some trivia really quick. So I've to kind of tie into the tail end of that apparently

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Cyberpunk is super stable on the fucking stadia. Oh, yeah, that's a very bad idea. Yeah, which is wild

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Which they throw fucking free trials of that around like it's water

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Oh, yeah, so if you have a 360 controller or an xbox one controller

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Saddle up sea biscuit. We're going for three months of free trial, baby

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Yeah, if you have a premium account, they give you like tons of oh, yeah, I got I got the controller and uh, uh

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The chrome cast for it for free

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Just for having you do premium. It was oh nice. Did you talk about that at all?

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Yeah, I did I played a couple games on it. I didn't keep the subscription up, but like yeah, it's cool

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Yeah, I never had any like weird hiccups. So weirdly enough you're able to actually open it on the

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Web browser on the oculus quest. So I legit played stadia in vr on like a huge 80 inch screen

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It was very weird to have my xbox controller wirelessly connected to my headset to play stadia games

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But no, I played really well like I didn't have any frame drops or anything

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I think I played like three hours of one of the Tomb Raider games

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Oh, yeah, so yeah, I don't know if you have good internet. You should check it out

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I have a couple questions. First of all, what the fuck was I'm

[02:31:32]
Beppo

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I don't remember

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Bring it back. Yeah. What's it all about?

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That's my new youtube channel

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Sam versus Beppo is the new youtube channel

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Also, okay, so I don't I I literally cannot remember the origin story for this, but I remember us saying

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I think it was just as being weird that we wanted to introduce like a secret character that nobody would

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Don't bring up again. It's a lorry. What the fuck was lorry?

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I don't know

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I remember you started you started saying it and I was like, all right, brother. I'm along for the ride

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I think we were just like I think I honestly think that we were just like let's let's have a meta story

[02:32:17]
It won't introduce the secret character named lorry. That's like the shadow behind the

[02:32:21]
Hell yeah behind the podcast all along and we never rotted it again after that episode

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back

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Yeah, I'm beppo

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Jesus you have to run in there is it? I'm

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Beautiful that was really episode of kitchen nightmares with uh, gordon ramsey where

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I try to remember what it was if you've seen the clip i'm talking about you'll you'll know what i'm talking about

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Sam continue

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Also, this is a this is a good opportunity again to plug my youtube channel youtube.com slash sam versus sam versus this spelled out

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Sean

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Is a phenomenal person and he did the character artwork for my youtube channel and he has humility but also balls

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Yeah, yeah, yeah

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No, it was super cool. I just wanted to play that so that everybody got a chance to meet some of our

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patrons and friends so

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Thanks, Darcy and Sean and

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Tyler Tyler and liquid metal Mike and tory and cool

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Yes, maybe not cool

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But no, yeah, I mean I still for the most part keep up with everybody so

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great job everybody and

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uh

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I guess

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We should we should segue to my the fun little thing that I made

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out of the interviews

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So here's a special something segue to the interviews

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Sora why are you sticking my ass? Huh?

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Next on sam rites fan fiction that was not I can confirm that was not a line

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Huh?

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Hold on

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That's my favorite

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Max

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Oh maxi

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All right. Well, here we go to our compatriots friends family lovers

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Uh, could I say lovers who so if you had to pick one of our interview subjects that that would be your

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Lover, who would you pick? We don't want to go down this road

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Dude might as well have it without a second thought donneburke. God damn it donneburke calling calling me cheeky

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Is amazing

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One of my life's moments

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And when I say lover, I mean like I'm holding the door open and lifting her into tall places

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And just being a servant man for for donneburke putting like putting my coat over puddles of water

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Yeah, correct. She seems like kind of pretty. She I love a kind of woman who could kick my ass

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I want to be scared

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Uh, I don't know. I guess it's not copyrighting right could I just cue that whole thing here?

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Oh, maybe not the whole thing but a good chunk of it. It's like 30 seconds. Sure. Yeah, cue it here. Yeah. Yeah

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I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me

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You know when I left the house today, I was thinking damn

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I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway

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And here we are

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I mean really just absolutely destroy me

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I'm talking full-on watermelon in the thighs level carnage

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And I wanted to scare the shit out of me. I mean, I hope I piss myself

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I hope I piss myself and you call me your little pee pee piss piss boy

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I want you to fuck me up. I mean, I want you to make me your bitch your little pee pee piss myself, bitch

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I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like weirdly embarrassing

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Unsanitary too

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We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours

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Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal

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ma'am, please

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You have to crush me

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All right, let's more like lysic

[02:36:47]
All right guys, so I'm back with sam and lysic and we're about to play the interview medley

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Uh, yeah, thank you guys. No, this is a fun little interview treat for everybody. I hope you enjoy it

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And we're gonna play that right

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now

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Thank you for joining us jennifer hail my pleasure. Thank you for having me christopher. Thank you so much for joining us

[02:37:07]
Um, yeah, thank you for being on the show my pleasure. I'm very happy to be here. All right. Well, um, we're here live from

[02:37:14]
Renton city retro with david hater mr. Salis taking something doing

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I'm doing very well. Thanks. Thanks for having me is cam clark on the show today for reels

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I think he is he might just be is this fake news

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Sounds like a personator. Are you just a very good cam clark impersonator?

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I'm a younger much more talented much more handsome

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Cam clark, let's bring on donna bring on donna

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That's always an honor to be asked boys. Thank you. What a waste

[02:37:49]
That is that's the best review of the show we've ever gotten. What a waste. Thank you

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Well debbie, um, thank you so much for taking time out of your day. Um, I will never be able to walk into

[02:38:00]
Fred meyer has become a very different experience for me

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I'll just end with this

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What's on your list today? Stephanie? Thank you so much for joining us. Uh, it's an absolute pleasure to be able to talk to you

[02:38:12]
Thank you for inviting me. It's a pleasure to be on your show

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I love that your show is called milky mondays because I think

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Mondays are like the

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the hardest day of

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It's the hardest day of the week for people to get through I think so

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It's cool to give people something exciting to look out for

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And without further ado, chris simerman salter. So this is pretty pretty neat. Yeah, no, I appreciate this. Thank you for including me

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I

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Sat down. I spoke to paul eiding. Yeah, you can't write. We're joined by our very special guest for today

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We have uh kim my guest with us. Uh, otherwise known as uh, meiling from from metal gear solid. Thank you for joining us

[02:38:50]
Oh, yes. Thank you for having me. Let's talk to tom and yarl jankins. Thank you so much for joining us today, sir

[02:38:55]
Absolutely a pleasure. Thank you very much for having me, man

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100 right off the bat. I want to say I'm extremely

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Genuinely thankful to uh be talking to you right now. Jeremy. So welcome to the it's my pleasure now. Do I

[02:39:08]
How do I tell me how to correctly mispronounce your name?

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Um, we are here with one mr. James haran

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Who the listeners will know as uh skull face james. Welcome to the show. Thank you for joining us today

[02:39:23]
Thank you for having me pleasure to be here. Thanks for joining us fingers. How's everything going this evening?

[02:39:28]
I'm doing pretty good, man. Uh, feeling pretty good. Just got a new track out today

[02:39:31]
It's one of those like hectic promo days, you know, it goes

[02:39:34]
Sam who do we have on the podcast today? Oh god, we got a couple of guests on the show

[02:39:39]
We have a very we have two very special guests this time for the special edition. We've got um

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john summerfield junior and tim right otherwise known as our fathers

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We got our rat dad for the rat dad club. We're talking to ryan payton

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Um, who is just a wonderful dude and you can find us at red robin. Yeah, thank you

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Not a belby squared redmond

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Mr. Uh ryan kinkade aka, uh nitroid. Thank you for joining us. Thank you for having me a little interview with peter lury

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Thank you so much for taking the time to talk to us. No, the pleasure is all mine

[02:40:26]
And look at that now we're recording a podcast

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It's like magic and we're back

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That was great, right guys. That was really enjoying. That was so good. I loved every second of it

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It was so good

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Oh, can I get a hug?

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Sorry

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See e-girl mode

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Oh

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Oh, no, oh, yeah, I'm mopping my tears up with more tears

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Is it good, uh guys, I just I can't do this right. I can't do this anymore. I just think it's like I'm done

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I just

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I was like, you know that microphone that's made out of the two ears that amaranth uses on stream

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Well, I'm taking that thing's job. So yo

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I really quickly just wanted to say as we're as we're kind of wrapping up here

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This like this was a big this episode was a very big undertaking. I helped a little bit with

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With it, uh, but alessio put in a lot of work to do these clips. Yeah

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I also want to give a shout out to

[02:41:41]
Zach James who did who found the death stranding clips for me

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While I was looking at other stuff. So Zach James put in some work to get some clips as well. So thank you Zach

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Um, but yeah, this was a this was a lot of a lot of effort a lot of listening a lot of going back where I'm in a sing and uh

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Yeah, thank you. Alessio for

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Thanks, Sam and thanks Zach. I didn't really Zach could have helped out. So big ups to Zach

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I'll also big ups to Zach for being on the patreon farewell video because there's somebody on this recording who was not a part of that

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Wasn't me and it wasn't alessio

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Yikes do some subtraction

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Isaac is

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Sign more like by zik

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Oh no, no Isaac. I love you to death

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And on that note we should

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We should quickly get out of here. Uh, yes. Let's leave. Yes. Uh, no, no, no. So I think

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a couple important things

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One

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If you're hearing this

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Yum, you literally have until the end of the day today on release day

[02:43:00]
To get us your farewell messages. You're listening to this shit on tuesday or shit. I'll look you better

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You better work. You better work batch

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if you're

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If if if ruPaul catches you not listening to this on monday

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No, if you if you are listening to this on tuesday, I'll give you this much if you're listening to it on tuesday

[02:43:20]
You have until like five p.m. Eastern time

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To get your fucking farewell message to me

[02:43:28]
Um, so that's alessio at alessiosommerfield.com. Alessio spelled a l e s s i o

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Um, but yeah, no get those in asap because you're gonna hear all of them

[02:43:40]
next week

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And likewise, what's happening next week guys? Um, we're doing a final listener response episode

[02:43:49]
um, and

[02:43:51]
The highly anticipated secret interview that we've been teasing

[02:43:55]
Is also happening in that episode so uh, very excited about those two things. Oh, um, yeah

[02:44:03]
It's a very very very very very very very very very very very important interview. Yeah, isaac was star struck

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Yeah, oh 100 monumental interview

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Yes, star struck monumental. Yes

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Let's just say

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Never in our wildest dreams

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Um, but yeah, no you should you should definitely tune in next week

[02:44:29]
Uh, you should check that out and you should also go to facebook.com

[02:44:34]
slash metal gear mondays

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Hang out there because there are people in the comments that are fantastic people

[02:44:40]
I can't I can't say whether or not the social is going to be heavily maintained after the month of november

[02:44:46]
2021

[02:44:47]
You should definitely go there. Um

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And if I just I commented on uh, facebook

[02:44:55]
Um, to somebody's comment on one of the farewell posts that we made and that person legitimately just subscribed to my youtube channel

[02:45:02]
Which is oh hell yeah, I'm not saying versus Sam. Just do that is the third time

[02:45:08]
I love how to plug gotta plug gotta plug always always abp always be plugging

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That's very gross

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Um, I will say this so I do believe and I may be

[02:45:23]
90%

[02:45:24]
Telling the truth on this. I'm not sure things are kind of shifting as we go

[02:45:28]
But I do believe that the discord is going to become invite only

[02:45:34]
Once the patreon doesn't exist

[02:45:37]
Um, so if you want to get on on that action asap the patreon is being torn down at the end of november

[02:45:43]
So if you're hearing this and it's still november

[02:45:45]
Chippin that dollar to get the access

[02:45:49]
Um, and then you don't have to pay anything ever again

[02:45:52]
Um, or try to hunt down

[02:45:55]
Warren minnecks

[02:45:57]
Tori Cortez

[02:45:59]
Or chris hampton or myself whatever anybody, uh, and we'll get you a an invite but currently as of recording

[02:46:08]
Um, there is no public way to get an invite

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so

[02:46:12]
Super secret club

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Isaac what would roi cambell say if he was slowly driving by and whispering

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He would say

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I also love the fact that there are probably like thousands of people who exist out in the world somewhere who are obsessed with

[02:46:40]
Isaac who we will never meet

[02:46:44]
But uh, but yeah, man, that that makes me sad

[02:46:49]
So what what that means is because everywhere you go you have to speak up very loudly so that somebody can go holy shit is that is it

[02:46:57]
Cool, um, I think that's it. I'm trying to think if there's any other special announcements to be made

[02:47:02]
Uh, tell a friend

[02:47:05]
Go listen to the interviews go listen to the old episodes. There is gold

[02:47:08]
Go listen to that fan fiction episode

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yesterday

[02:47:13]
yesterday

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Um, and this episode is brought to you by bath and body works graphite for men pocket back anti

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It changed my life guys. Yeah. Yeah, COVID's still real go get your pocket back bacterial antibacterial little mini

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Micro soaps that you put in your bag pocket

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Um

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And tell your mother you love her

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Or listen, I don't want to I mean there are some people who have tenses relationships right right right right mother

[02:47:43]
Hey, hey, hold on. Hold on. But just know they they still love you even though there are pieces of shit

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Tell tell anybody that you love you love them. How's that?

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Yes, tell anybody you love that you love them until some people you've never met that you love them

[02:47:59]
Tell complete strangers on the street that you love them and then open the trench coat. No, no

[02:48:04]
I can't you should talk to strangers

[02:48:15]
I don't know if I ever said this on the podcast, but when I first moved to New York

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I was

[02:48:20]
very lonely

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And on the first couple of weeks of taking the train to work. I flashed a

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Rider on the subway. No, no the first couple weeks taking the train to work

[02:48:30]
There would be these homeless people who'd get on the train and they'd be like

[02:48:34]
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so sorry to bother you. I just need a couple of dollars

[02:48:37]
I gotta and they would whatever like I'd see the same people and they they would tell different stories

[02:48:42]
I mean, I'm sure some of them actually needed help and

[02:48:45]
Um, and those people do need help but like in general it would just be like, hey, I need a couple of bucks

[02:48:50]
I need to go see my family. I can't

[02:48:53]
Pay the uber ride to go to the airport whatever whatever was going on

[02:48:58]
So I literally wrote an entire monologue

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of

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Ladies gentlemen, I'm so sorry to bother you. My name is Alyssa Summerfield. I host a podcast about video games

[02:49:08]
I'm really into Evangelion

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If if you want to talk about movies my email address is

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Summerfield at gmail.com

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Like I had this whole I had this whole monologue written and I was totally gonna do it

[02:49:20]
I was so gonna do it and then fucking COVID happened you guys

[02:49:25]
So I never got to do it, but I guess I could do it now

[02:49:29]
I guess you could and it's one of those things that wouldn't even be the weirdest thing any of them saw that day

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sure that people at first would be like god damn it. He's saying ladies and gentlemen

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What's about to happen?

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They'll be relieved mostly. Yeah, people would probably start laughing

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So or they think I'm being a dick to help most people

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So

[02:49:48]
Anyway, I just want to get that off my chest. I love you guys. Um

[02:49:53]
Yeah, uh

[02:49:55]
Nighty night sleep tight and just remember

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The box can't hurt you

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It's not a monster. It's just a box. It's just a box

[02:50:17]
It's a good-looking boy

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Do you mind if I keep this picture?