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Hey everybody, this is Alessio coming at you before the episode just to say

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There's no announcements anymore like this is it. I think this will probably be the last

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Pre-roll that I ever record for Metal Gear Mondays

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If you're trying to write into the show, it's too late as of like

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24 hours from right this second so if you're listening to this on Monday hurry hurry hurry

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Alessio at a less use in reveal comm send it there audio messages are the most welcome

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But you can also send paper messages

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digital ink

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Electronic paper

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Yeah, other than that. I yeah, this is it you guys Wow

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Look at how far we've come

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Enjoy the episode. It's a weird one. I really like it and I hope you do too. Have a great day

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I love you and don't forget to

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wipe the seat

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And wash your hands

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Wear a mask

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Get vaccinated

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Yeah, goodbye

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Sup fam

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Island boy

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Slump

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Hey, what's that? Oh?

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This yeah that

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Is that what I think it is if you think it's a machine that randomizes some of the best moments of Metal Gear Mondays without requiring me to

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Edit anything at all. Yes. Oh, yo, I was right same same. Let me just pull this lever

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Oh, I think I broke it. I can see that I say hey, I think it's broken

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Oh

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Well, this is actually kind of pleasant

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Like a nostalgia shower guys. I think it's overloaded

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Ladies gentlemen boys and girls welcome to another episode of Metal Gear Mondays

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Yeah

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The Metal Gear Mondays podcast where we cover all things Metal Gear Mondays from top to bottom left to right inside and out in pseudo

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Chronological order as always I am your Metal Gear Mondays house

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Alessio Gear Mondays

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And this week I'm joined by

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I

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Then boy

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Join by Isaac gear Mondays

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Popping champagne

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I'm sorry

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Pop some champagne

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Friends went did karaoke?

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Pop some champagne is my friend's birthday

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Do it right Isaac is Vax wax and ready for

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a

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Sack solo amazing. Well, we're not poppin poppin bottles in the club this week, but we are

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Popping some clips on them are on to our lips

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Great hits

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Yeah, so we're doing greatest hits

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According to our Zencast

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No, this will be fun. This will be us playing back some choice moments from the show's history

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And just doing some real wacky shit, but you know I

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Was thinking since we're going over greatest hits of the past

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It might be fun to do some greatest hits of the future and try to come up with some a

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future greatest hits

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So I had one that I was cooking up and I think I think you guys know

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I think you guys know where I'm going with this one

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Isaac could you give me a nice like four four beat?

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Yes, let's do it you ready

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Here's to you

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I'll eat you with fries on the side and for dessert I'll have the smore

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There we go

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Let me get in there

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I

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Was lovely

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Thank you. I don't know why I don't know why that is a future greatest hits

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But it's you know when people when when Metal Gear Mondays somehow gets resuscitated 200 years from now and they're like, oh

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Let's make a great

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Freestyle about

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poopin

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Yes

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Quit the podcast again

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It's very funny how many times I encountered you saying you were gonna quit the podcast while I was finding cliff

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Hey, this is definitely Sam right here and I quit the podcast

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I quit the podcast if you guys do this one more time

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I swear to God, I'm gonna quit the podcast. Hey, you remember that time I quit the podcast man

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Unless he was really good at finding all of these moments. I'm gonna quit the podcast

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I quit quitting is quitting podcast quit quit podcast quit quitting podcast. Hi there quit here podcast

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I'm Sam right and I'm a quitter of podcasts. They call me Sam quitting the podcast right am I right?

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That's with a W. It's quitting time

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Quit one you quit them all am I right? What's the time looks like quit a qual

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What time is it looks like quit a clock?

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Man, I'm just such a quitter. Have you guys ever quit it as hard as I quit?

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I don't think so quit in the podcast

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Felicio so much as breathes another breath. I'm quitting this goddamn podcast

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Isaac saying that just

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I

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Quit the podcast

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Can you give me the nasal congested version of I quit the podcast

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All right, lumpy space princess we're gonna go over the

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We're gonna go over the stats for the show speaking of great hits and I'm gonna kind of quiz you guys on this

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All right, you guys ready?

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So by the end of the entire run of this show so by by November 22nd how many episodes will there be?

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Christ and I don't mean like oh it's so Zem GM number 100 for trivia like I mean like actual

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posted entries on the

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600

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Bring it back bring it back a hundred and I don't even know what to go for

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Sam what you got 60?

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We got a hundred and sixty six hundred

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I'm gonna say

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Two hundred and

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Seven you fucking weirdo. It is exactly two hundred and seven. No shit really yep

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I

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Swear to God, I'm not looking at anything. I just yeah, I pulled that out of my fucking ass and for everybody at home

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I have a sticky note that has that information on it like it's not even

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Available to Sam. Yeah, I like I don't I don't even know where I would I don't have to log in information for the for the

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RSS speed anymore like there's literally nowhere. I could have gone

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That's fucking wild so so what I'm learning is from now on I can't look at anything or else Sam and Isaac will know

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What I'm looking at when I'm looking at it

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Yep

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That's right Jerry

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Cool, so yeah 207 episodes that's wild that's an achievement

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So just put that in perspective. There's 52 weeks in a year clearly we didn't publish one every week

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But that's like I mean if we did publish one every week, that's four years almost of

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consecutive episodes

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3.98

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Yes

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After that, but that's a good

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So speaking of that, I'm actually gonna skip ahead here

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What do you think the total runtime of the show is? Oh, that's I had to I had to manually

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Calculate this

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Let me see if we did 207 episodes on average we're looking between

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Two hours and almost four

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Dude straight up death stranding had a four hour plus. Oh, I I'm well aware

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Let's see how I had to edit them

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Yeah, that's

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Well boy, you should have machete to that episode

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Yeah, I really should have it was too good. We were too good 1.5. That's true

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I think prior to that the longest episode was Silent Hill 2 because I think that went like three hours and yeah 30

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Who's who's talking about taking machetes to shit? Oh, I know

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I'm gonna say I'm gonna say

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a

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538 hours worth of

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That's a lot of hours

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I'm like go with

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298 hours 35 minutes and 45 seconds. Okay. What does that translate to in days of listening?

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How many hours is it again 298 hours 35 minutes and 45 seconds?

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So you can literally listen to all of metal gear Mondays if you listen non-stop for like two weeks almost

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Crazy, okay. I won't quiz you guys on the rest of these. I will quiz you on another one, but not these

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Wire 250,000 downloads. That's not streams. That's like downloads. That's pretty wild. That's cool. It's pretty sick

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This was an exciting one. I don't think it shows one of these so we may have gotten in all of them

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But we've had plays in every single continent including antarctica. There's somebody at the science

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Minus antarctica, but they didn't have like they didn't even have it as an option

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Shout out to my penguin pals

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Shout out to that fucking. Wow. What was it the Swedish research base where they all get fucked up by the thing before it goes after?

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Shout out to Kurt Russell

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But yeah, I'm not gonna lie I was surprised by Africa having plays but there was like a substantial amount of plays

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I guarantee well substantial. I guarantee you some of those are Zach

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I didn't even think about what if we have all of them because of him

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Be fucking hilarious

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Wow

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And then the other one that was kind of a cool thing was over 7,000 cities you guys

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That's cool. So this is gonna be where I quiz you so tell me what you think. Let me see how many I have here

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So I've got six. Tell me what you think the six

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Highest cities are cities

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Dublin

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Okay, hold up. Hold up. I'm gonna stop you there

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Why the fuck did you think Dublin because I did not think Dublin at all and it's absolutely on this list?

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Yeah, Ireland Ireland being huge when we were was it really yeah, I didn't remember that at all

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Presenting for a very long time. Dude. They're number six of the top six. That's crazy

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Go get it Sam. Is one of them in Ohio?

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It used to be it is yes, it's Columbus, Ohio

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That's number two Columbus. I was number two

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People

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And then the UK something UK there is something in the UK. I gotta be more specific

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Uh

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New castle is black heath black heath. I like he's different than he's different than heath

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We have black

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So many so many people that are black and not black where is black heat?

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It sounds like it being England yeah, it's an angry. They put these six pens and I'm playing with down

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That's good. So we've got so Sam got three ish. I think Isaac probably helped with the England one

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So you guys have three more?

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Isaac so what's number one number three and number four number one is

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Drumroll, please

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Toronto, oh no, it's Chicago

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Hahaha

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It ends in a similar syllable I guess

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Hahaha

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Oh black heath is in London. Okay. Oh, shit son. Yeah smart smart. Oh no Damon Albar and soliciting the better one

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Damon

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So what do you guys think number three and number four? I think one of them is Oslo

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No, I wish

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Oh

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No

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Damn Sweden you think it's one of them is in the states one of them is not no way

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New York nope New York was even like the top ten was a Houston. Nope

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Los Angeles

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And number three

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I was gonna guess somewhere in Canada but so as much as we talked shit about Canada there the top three

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Number we didn't have a pretty wild grudge against Canada there for a while

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It was

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I do truly love our neighbors up north somebody was tied for Dublin

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They were tied with Dublin for number six and they're one there's somebody's like

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Home turf. So who do you guys? What do you guys think it is?

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Somebody's home turf is it in is it Kansas somewhere? It's the ATL, baby. Yo

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And I know it's not Isaac

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I just never listened to a single episode

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I'm not even be a mean that's just like

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Like I'll put like one of my limbs on the line for one of your limbs

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All right, so I'll run through the rest of these said the top app surprising nobody is Apple podcasts

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surprisingly Apple podcast Apple podcast is like fucking 30 percent higher than Spotify like it was ridiculous

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Top devices iPhone top categories mobile

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We had 280 patreon posts get posted. It's pretty cool

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21 total interviews 18 guests 10 total hosts

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And I didn't include hosts in the guest thing. So if you did do that, they'd probably be closer to like 20 something guests

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Top five episodes so remaster of MGS one episode one is number one

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MGS five episode one is number two

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They were anticipating that one for a long

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fucking clawing their eyes out for that

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Remaster MGS episode three, which is so weird to me episode two is not even in the top ten

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So did people just get part two like what?

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You know, I think there'd be some carryover if these people are listening to one like you expect a little bit of drop-off, right?

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But like they really did a fuck about like that little section of metal

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I

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Like a listener response. It's like yeah, it's like gameplay. Yeah

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It's like 90% of MGS one episode one listeners they see episode two and they go nah

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Those are the people who debate whether Metal Gear Solid 2 and Metal Gear Solid 3 is the best Metal Gear

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Yeah, so MGS 2 episode one was the fourth highest and then classic not remaster

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MGS one episode one is number five

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whoa

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Crazy like over like over every like all 207 episodes. Yeah all 207 episodes

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Those are the top I would have thought I would have thought an interview would have been in that top five dude same

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Yeah, I mean the interviews are pretty high, but they're not in the top five. Yeah

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Who's our highest listen to interview is that in there? Let me look it up. I can see if I can find it

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Yeah, I will say if anything that just goes to show me

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I like the idea that somebody's listening to this taking notes for their own podcast I

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Will say I think that that shows to me that the reason why people come to this show is to like

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Play the games without playing the games. You know what I mean? Like oh, I want to be at work and just think about playing this game

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Yeah, it's really weird and I kind of learned that from working on dev diary too

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It's like people say they love the idea behind the scenes stuff, but when you actually present them with behind the scenes stuff

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They're just like

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Okay

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Okay, so the most popular

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So if we count guests the most popular guest is Cole Ross

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Dude is literally number six in the top

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Wow

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Then what about like actor hold on let me get on for involved in the development

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Okay, so coming in at number

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17 whoa top 17 the most listened to

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Interview is cam Clark cam Clark. Those are those are like that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then Jeremy Blastin

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Also, which is crazy because David Hader doesn't pop back up for another

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David Hader is straight up fucking number 23 while Jeremy and Clark cam Clark are 17 and 18

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That's interesting. That is wild. I wonder if that's just a drop-off. I think it might I think I think

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Just by virtue of the fact that it was our first actor interview. Yeah, it's a cam as far as like

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Jeremy being higher than David

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I guess the idea of having well Jeremy was like right after Jeremy was right after cam as well. Yeah. Yeah, that's crazy

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Yeah, fucking nuts. It's also super weird. It's very strange to see so I guess

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Notes for next time even though we thought they were fun

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The non-metal gear episodes are so far at the bottom. It's not even funny. Yeah, like Castlevania Uzumaki

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zone of the Enders

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I'm so sad about the fan fiction y'all are missing out man and the fan fiction episode really needs more play

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Yeah, fan fiction episodes the fucking we got clips from it. So we'll get to it

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The Castlevania episode is the episodes are well

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No, I hate them because we had to play Castlevania Lords of Shadows

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but they also were very funny because of the

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We were just goofing so hard on it. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and say I'm gonna I'm gonna put something out there

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I know that I've said so I guess this reinforces what I've said

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I know that I've said post break MGM is my favorite. So like from from survive

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until

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Death Stranding came out like that is my favorite stretch of the show by far

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James Reichmuth is such a funny fucking dude

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Well, remember I mentioned that

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I can't remember which episode it was but like

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Well cuz I remember because we talked about I was like James was kind of like what what felt to me like even even after James

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Kind of stepped away from the show James being on the show. I think

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Almost gave us permission to just be as buck wild as we fucking oh for sure

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I think a lot of the personality and comedy came from was that like oh this can be us too

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Yeah, well, it's crazy because I think you guys I think were like the most rambunctious on Death Stranding stuff and like yeah

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You guys are like the most rambunctious, but somehow with James present

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It's like it was this perfect blend of like we're on topic, but we're also chaotic as fuck

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Yeah, it's just like this very I don't do it as wild

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I still think about this clip may I don't know if it's in there, but this clip may come up

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But just like hearing James talk about how like his like how he experienced the games in basically chronological order

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Oh, yeah, he hates Otacon because he experienced Huey first

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Yeah, yeah, like like that would like stuff like that is always just really funny

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It is awesome. No that guy's a fucking I guys a blast

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I haven't seen James in a hot minute dude things been like three years or something

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Scl I don't want to I don't want to date this episode, but as we're recording this is James's birthday. Yeah, correct. Happy birthday James

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Fuck you man

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James is probably James is like man. Nobody's thinking about me for my birthday. Here we are happy birthday you son of a bitch

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Let's look at the date. What's the date here? It is the 4th of November Thursday. Happy birthday James

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Right forget forget tomorrow remember remember the 4th of November

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It's James Rikmeath's birthday. Absolutely. If you're driving right now

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I need you to close your eyes and take your hands off the wheel and just say a happy birthday to you

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James Rikmeath take the wheel

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Take it from my hands

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Oh my god. All right. Well, this has become a very weird uh, this is this is its own greatest hits

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Yeah, absolutely. This is my monument. This is my monument to James Rikmeath

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The James Rikmeath

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Welcome to James Rikmeath Mondays. My name is uh, I'm James Rikmeath. Oh, no

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No, I'm James Rikmeath

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Also, the other thing one more thing that was Squidward. I wasn't making fun. I was Squidward

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Yeah, the other the other thing that I'll say about James is that like his weird like

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Whenever somebody would be talking and he would just like throw in like a like a lessy would just say something just like a just like a

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Yeah, so I was picking up some uh, some peanut butter and jelly at the grocery store because I needed to get uh,

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Something put together for lunch and I didn't have a lot of money

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He would just do stuff like that

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Nice. Well, you know what I think now is that time to uh play some motherfucking clips

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Um, I know I just said motherfucker. I'm gonna kick back on the swearing because dude

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The finale episode part one. My god. I think so much if there was a way if there was like a word

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Cloud I think the three, uh, uh, biggest words would have been

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fuck

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Concisely

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Yeah, we're gonna try we're gonna try to explain this as concisely as possible. Oh 100%

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And then thank like the word just the word

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Thank

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It was wild. Yeah, I feel like I listened to some of the like the earlier episodes to pull something help

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Unless you'll pull some clips and I feel like

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And this may be because my frustration mounted with these video games as time went on but I feel like

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Like I increased my curse load

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over time

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As time went on like I I cuss more

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In later episodes than I did in earlier episodes. Yeah, I think the MVP of fuck is definitely zack by the way

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Yeah, I was going back and listening to it and I was like, oh

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My god, this kid says fuck every other word. It's also like from new york. So that's to be. Oh, yeah. Yeah

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Anyway, uh, let's do this damn thing

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Let's do this fuck thing

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From here until the end of the episode by the time we're doing the outro everybody's just gonna be going

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Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

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Even isek

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Which is a wild turn of events

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Oh, yeah, I'm just gonna take when isek like whatever he's saying if it's got like a

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Fuh, and then there's another word that he says it's got like a

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Sound I'm just gonna start cutting them together. Yes

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Please we need it. I mean he doesn't listen to the show guys. You can do that. I know let's have fun

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But let's not duck out of here

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Have fun and good luck. Yeah, have fun driving the truck

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Awesome, we'll cue bootlegs wearing here

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Have fun and good luck

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Have fun driving the truck

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Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

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Fun duck fun duck fuck fuck

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And now let's jump into the clip portion sam. How's this gonna work?

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So what we're gonna do

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Unless I try to do a let's say I try to do a fancy like excel

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formula for

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But it didn't work and that's okay because it none of us understood and it's not just a less. Yeah, none of us

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Understood and so I work with a excel spreadsheets professionally and I didn't understand it so

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We went to rolladai.net we've got 50 clips on our list

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We're rolling a d50 virtually and we're usually gonna take turns rolling a die

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And we're gonna play a random clip from our list of 50

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and I

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Yeah, take it away. Take it away as the as the explainer. I will go first

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As the piano player from Casablanca. Take it away sam

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And our first clip will be clip number

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39 clip number weather maps

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um

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Yeah, so I think we should definitely say the names before we play them

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Yes, so we can try to figure out what the fuck this is gonna be. Yeah, so clip number 39 is entitled sam hates babies

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so

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I think that's pretty self-explanatory

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What have you got there a cardboard box? I forgot that you're still riding really hard on this like fuck babies mentality

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No, not fuck babies. I'm just saying all babies are ugly

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And that's the truth. You can't say fuck babies. Okay, that's like

[00:29:14]
Chris Hansen's gonna show up at your house

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Fuck it slap your baby in the face thinks it's king shit of the castle. No, thanks. Fuck that baby. Can't even hold up its damn head

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What are you staring at baby? I don't fucking know you spot-ass bitch

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That guy died for you

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Died for your sins, baby

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Oh, man. I I that season that next season I went on a crusade against babies. It was like

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It was bad because like and and I still maintain this position. I

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Babies are

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all

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Ugly when they are done. There are no exceptions and you as a parent think your baby's beautiful when it's firstborn

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But they are but it's but objectively they're not when they get older. Of course they get cuter

[00:30:06]
But like people post pictures of their newborns and they're like, look how cute my baby is and they're not

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So you're saying that baby pics being posted on facebook, uh, is the equivalent of you taking a picture of your shit in the toilet and posting it on facebook?

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Well, not quite. I

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Had but it's just like it's just like I I think the term that I use in the death stranding season was let them cook a little longer

[00:30:31]
Classic Sam let them cook right let the children cook. Oh my god

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Um, I know that you guys didn't hear it this way, but I absolutely did for some reason when the clip started playing and I don't know if it's like

[00:30:46]
Some crazy high-tech mumbo jumbo in the background so that we're hearing it at the same time

[00:30:50]
But the beginning of the clip Cole

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He's so good like this

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And then when it got to sam it started to speed up and he was like hi and i do i fucking I lost it

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Um, i'm gonna try to recreate what that sounded like right here

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If I can just say

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Why am I the only one in this shit

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Fuck babies

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No not fuck babies i'm just saying all babies are ugly who wants to isaac you want to take the next one? Yeah isaac

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Let's do it. I don't have the roll

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26

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Be honest did you just make that number out? Yep. Okay

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Terrifying children's songs so amazing of course that's the snake

[00:31:38]
I remember and then somebody and Cole here's this point of contention again

[00:31:43]
Somebody starts singing london bridge like a fucking psychopath. Um, i'm not doing doing this with you right now

[00:31:50]
So so uh, I gotta I gotta agree with sam on this one Cole

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We who sings london bridge like that? I'm just saying maybe it was like a calming thing from his

[00:32:02]
Childhood

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The way that she was singing would not have fucking called me as a child. I get that I had a fucking

[00:32:11]
I've got a theory and I don't know if I should say it now or if I should wait

[00:32:16]
Cole did your mom like come into your room and I'd be like the earth's he's birthday spy

[00:32:22]
Listen don't talk about joists like that. I would not have said joists disgrace like that on this podcast

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Hey, joy joys. Joyce is joists was uh a saint like an angel

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Before I even met her. I knew she was absolutely. She has an amazing singing voice

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The woman's name is joist. I mean, I don't know any bad joist

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Jesus so sam you've met joist, you know tell us about joist, um, okay, so the same joist is uh, Cole's mom

[00:32:55]
And I did I met her and I've had many I've spoken with her on the phone before this happened

[00:33:01]
but this earlier this year in the summer I went Zach and I went to

[00:33:06]
uh, Tennessee to essentially attend Cole's family reunion and it was a blast and saint joist is um

[00:33:15]
Maybe the sweetest human being that exists on the planet. She's like the nicest lady in the world

[00:33:22]
Um, and she is literally she's the human

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embodiment of a warm hug

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um, so we we love saint joist and we will hear no

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unkind words about sick joists

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less eb

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Shit rocks on the curb. All right

[00:33:44]
on that note I uh

[00:33:46]
Ruled my dice backstage

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Yeah, and I got he is back. Why is there a box here? I don't really like talk about Campbell

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That much in my video game history with big boss

[00:33:59]
Campbell to me is like the go-to for solid sneak

[00:34:03]
not naked sneak now

[00:34:06]
Roy Campbell, which we can get into now

[00:34:09]
Is he is like the unsung hero of this game? I like to pick on him a lot

[00:34:14]
But I think his voice acting is done really really well. Yeah, and I I really appreciate

[00:34:20]
The story bits about him

[00:34:22]
And again, we were talking about like his banter. It's really it feels natural

[00:34:26]
I like that he sort of calls himself out. He was almost going to break out and they switched to sell

[00:34:31]
like a lot of that stuff early, but then also

[00:34:35]
We get to a part of the game where snake is

[00:34:38]
Captured and being interrogated so Campbell sort of takes the lead

[00:34:42]
And saying like well, we got to get snake back

[00:34:43]
So he gets involved with actually, you know running his own thing and we know a little bit about him

[00:34:50]
because he says that he was

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um

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He was a green beret that was

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Part of the cia that was sent to san joranimo to figure everything out. He got ambushed by fox people, which

[00:35:04]
They're supposed to be working together

[00:35:07]
So he's there. He's they go he goes what fort bragg

[00:35:11]
I think is where he's dispatched out of and the rogue fox unit essentially kills his whole team

[00:35:17]
throws him in prison and

[00:35:19]
Throws away the key and you know does the normal cunning ham thing buster, you know

[00:35:24]
Buster gentles up fuck their legs up does whatever he has to do to get his info

[00:35:30]
But I don't know I really like Campbell in this a lot

[00:35:33]
Um

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And I don't know I'm I feel like from our other episodes we've recorded

[00:35:38]
I feel like I'm not alone in this chris. How do you like Campbell? At least as an introduction

[00:35:44]
chronologically to Campbell Campbell's Campbell's a badass man. Hell. Yeah, right. I I kick a beer

[00:35:52]
Back and listen to some credence with this guy all day long

[00:35:57]
He seems like he would listen to that too

[00:36:00]
Yeah, he's a big time. Yeah

[00:36:03]
Campbell's a cool guy and

[00:36:05]
I don't know. It's it's cool to see him and snake interact

[00:36:10]
uh

[00:36:12]
No, like especially

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Being someone who played a lot of middle of your solid

[00:36:18]
In my younger years and saw Campbell as this older dude

[00:36:22]
Yes, this is like

[00:36:24]
the young guy and like

[00:36:26]
It really does a good job of coloring in those references from the first game

[00:36:32]
I think that the writers were paying attention to those details and tried to

[00:36:37]
Make it fit in the head canon of our our memories of middle of your solid, you know, they're like, oh, yeah, Roy Campbell

[00:36:44]
Here he is. He's back

[00:36:47]
Access the memory canon

[00:36:50]
yeah

[00:36:51]
Yeah, so that was uh

[00:36:53]
That was the 2.0 crew the Metal Gear Monday's Revengeance team

[00:36:58]
Talking about portable ops. It was a really good season. If you guys haven't listened to it, they

[00:37:02]
Covered the game but then also had ryan paton on to talk about the development and uh, it wasn't just one time

[00:37:08]
They had him on they had him on a couple of times to talk about the development in stages and it was really cool

[00:37:14]
And they talked to the composer so it was like the first

[00:37:18]
Ever and only japanese

[00:37:21]
translated interview

[00:37:23]
on metal gear monday's

[00:37:25]
This is very cool. Yeah, it is really cool

[00:37:28]
Good on the revengeance crew. What do you guys think of young Campbell? Do you remember that? Did we so I know I'm portable

[00:37:32]
I still have never played portable ops dude. It's so good. I know nick and I well, I say it's so good it

[00:37:38]
Is very dated and kind of clunky, but it's very much so like the prototype for uh

[00:37:44]
peace walker in five

[00:37:46]
Um, Isaac I assume you didn't play anything. Yeah, I didn't play it. I remember when we

[00:37:51]
When it came up, but worried I feel like I was only I think I was on the episodes

[00:37:56]
We did about it asking questions, but I never

[00:38:00]
Gotcha, gotcha. I could yeah

[00:38:02]
Yeah, no, it's it's interesting because it's like it shows when big boss meets Campbell for the first time

[00:38:08]
Um, so like a young Campbell meets big boss in like prison, which is kind of cool

[00:38:14]
Uh, that is really cool. But yeah, you guys if you can play it if you have like a vita or a psp or an emulator on your computer

[00:38:20]
You should give it a go

[00:38:22]
All right, so that was my unless you get the boring role that's all about the thing that we started

[00:38:34]
Yeah, so I just I did my role backstage and I promise you these are random. I'm not trying to pick clips that are about me

[00:38:41]
Um, uh, 23 Sam's a special project. I don't know what this is. What's this box doing here? Isaac?

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Can you tell me what fanfiction is? Um fanfiction

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Or otherwise known as uh, shortened fanfic

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Is bad, right? When

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Yes, that's that's one way to put it unless you

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Or you could say it's an outlet for fans

[00:39:08]
To write fiction about

[00:39:13]
Whatever they want mainly sex. Oh, wow

[00:39:18]
A lot of sex

[00:39:20]
I I have a question for y'all

[00:39:22]
When you were looking at the fan fiction wherever you did it

[00:39:26]
Did you use an incognito tab or were you

[00:39:29]
I absolutely

[00:39:32]
Man, I want to I want to get I want to get fan fiction

[00:39:36]
Iives. Oh god. I've got fan fiction like

[00:39:39]
Can I um, can I admit something to you guys? Um that I've never actually spoken into the universe

[00:39:47]
Please bring it

[00:39:50]
When I was in middle school, I wrote yes

[00:39:53]
extensive extensive kingdom hearts. Yes. I knew it. I fucking knew it

[00:40:00]
I fucking knew it shaggy

[00:40:02]
It was great

[00:40:04]
There was cursing because I was edgy when I was a middle school kid. Um

[00:40:10]
Sam real bad about it. How much money is it gonna take for you to lose that onto the world?

[00:40:15]
Um, well, I mean you'd be paying me a long time because I do not have the physical copy anymore

[00:40:20]
And I could not find it on fan. It's on fanfiction.net. I promise you that oh shit

[00:40:25]
So we need it. We need to just figure out. I so sam what we need to do now is I'm just like reverse engineer what you would have named yourself

[00:40:33]
Yeah, I'm trying to think maybe you okay, maybe

[00:40:36]
While you guys are reading I'll be listening, but I'm gonna be searching fanfiction.net to see if I can find this

[00:40:42]
It's real. It's real bad

[00:40:45]
So that was the birth of sam's fanfiction and as as you know to episode's prior

[00:40:53]
How many years in the making was that it's got to be at least three years

[00:40:57]
At least three because james was on that was the fanfiction episodes. Yeah, it must have been like 2018

[00:41:02]
2017 2018. Oh if it was before the holiday episode then yeah, it would have been 2017. Yeah, I think so

[00:41:10]
That's crazy. That episode we did it. We did that

[00:41:12]
Accomplished boys took us three possibly four years to find this goddamn fanfiction, but I have it bookmarked still to this day

[00:41:20]
I'm looking right at the book

[00:41:23]
Have you read any of it yet? No, not yet. I need to

[00:41:27]
Oh and for everybody listening at home, I've had other hosts of the podcast

[00:41:31]
Contact me and try desperately to get access to this link

[00:41:36]
And I said no way hosay

[00:41:38]
I ain't no ho ho

[00:41:43]
Alessia loyal. Oh, yeah

[00:41:45]
Uh, Isaac is it your turn? Yep. Isaac's the only one you're allowed to share it with by the way. Oh, okay. I'll send it to Isaac

[00:41:51]
Oh, I've got it. Oh, oh, that's right. The link was in the that was there. That's right. We got it

[00:41:58]
Isaac and I are gonna read it to each other at night. We're gonna. Yeah

[00:42:03]
Loyalty loyalty loyalty

[00:42:08]
I'm gonna rewrite that song and make it about your fanfare

[00:42:13]
Isaac limb what you got 38 38 the birth of our legend. This is such an important clip for Metal Gear Mondays you guys

[00:42:22]
Okay, this is so important

[00:42:25]
Everybody hang on to your butts. We're gonna take a time machine and I'll see you on the other side

[00:42:37]
And it's just like this whole thing where it's just like

[00:42:41]
Like Matt Campbell was

[00:42:44]
Just like name

[00:42:47]
Was he was like part of a project to develop a Metal Gear for for like a

[00:42:53]
For that south for El Dorado because of the cold war

[00:42:57]
Yeah during the cold war because like it was under the control of a pro-american dictator or something like that

[00:43:03]
I don't fucking know and then like matt Campbell

[00:43:06]
Oh

[00:43:09]
He's my favorite character in Metal Gear

[00:43:14]
Matt Campbell went AWOL or for some reason um

[00:43:18]
and then um

[00:43:21]
And then I guess

[00:43:23]
Sergey killed matt Campbell for going AWOL or something like that

[00:43:27]
And that's why colonel and that's why colonel Campbell hates gurlukovic

[00:43:31]
Yeah, but apparently gurlukovic tells maryl that

[00:43:34]
Roy Campbell killed matt Campbell. Yeah, doesn't make any fucking sense. Yeah

[00:43:40]
um and then

[00:43:42]
uh

[00:43:44]
Colonel Campbell tells snakes like that that rusty old metal gear might still have nuclear weapons

[00:43:49]
So the snake goes and deals with that um

[00:43:56]
And oh my god and I fuck

[00:44:00]
What am I what am I even if you'd like to replicate this experience and you don't want to play the snake tail

[00:44:07]
Um, I strongly urge you to start the tanker

[00:44:10]
Pause it as soon as you can play it. Look at a wikipedia entry on the paragraph

[00:44:15]
Unpause it play about 10 minutes

[00:44:17]
Look at the wikipedia next paragraph description and just do that all the way through and turn your volume off

[00:44:24]
And that is essentially the snake tail

[00:44:27]
Just pretend that Olga is maryl and there you go. Yeah

[00:44:33]
Ruthless

[00:44:35]
Geez, yeah, I can hear my voice is higher by an octave. Yeah, or like a semitone or something. It's just very

[00:44:43]
funny

[00:44:45]
young young man

[00:44:47]
young men

[00:44:49]
Doing young men things dude matt Campbell. We how did how would we have known?

[00:44:54]
That matt Campbell would have ran for president

[00:45:00]
Would have been on

[00:45:03]
Would have been the banner of our website

[00:45:07]
liquid metal mic

[00:45:09]
Wherever you are right now you sweet sweet prince

[00:45:12]
for for those of you that don't know

[00:45:15]
I guess it's like a boomer joke for some people for some people

[00:45:18]
but like for those of you who don't know so matt Campbell was this like

[00:45:22]
Was is in the snake tails in melgiosolid 2

[00:45:26]
matt Campbell was this character they threw in there. He's

[00:45:29]
maryl's real dad according to

[00:45:32]
Uh, he mentioned once

[00:45:34]
Yeah, and is roi cambell's brother and he just became this this entity for the podcast

[00:45:40]
Like if you're looking at the the the artwork for like the melgios monday's podcast artwork

[00:45:45]
He's the the drawing that liquid metal mic did for us is even in the corner of that artwork

[00:45:50]
Like he became such a meme and such an important thing for us

[00:45:53]
And he is just like the drawing that mic did is literally just roi cambell with maryl's hair

[00:46:00]
And it's the greatest it's the greatest fucking thing it's one

[00:46:03]
It's so good. We had t-shirts about him

[00:46:07]
Like it was it was

[00:46:09]
Something yes, it was a very important

[00:46:13]
episode for the show

[00:46:15]
Even the drawing that mic did of uh of us as the the snakes

[00:46:21]
Had mic above us like looming over us, which was incredible too. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I forgot about that. Yeah matt's eyes are

[00:46:29]
behind the logo like looking down

[00:46:33]
Jesus Christ

[00:46:35]
Yeah, I saw it. I think I can look up the exact episode that that's from

[00:46:40]
Uh, if anybody wants to listen to it, but yeah, I think I think it's a big okay, so it was uh

[00:46:44]
It's called metal gear solid two 2001 extras and secrets. I think it's episode 21

[00:46:50]
Go check that out. Uh

[00:46:52]
Cool sam is it you're trying to spin the wheel? Um, I spin the wheel make a deal. I think it is

[00:46:58]
And uh, I have landed on 27

[00:47:03]
bilbo boy

[00:47:05]
Oh hell yeah

[00:47:08]
Another metal gear legend. This is from the original

[00:47:11]
Metal gear solid one season like our first ever season of the podcast. Okay, so in the grand

[00:47:18]
Holy war like of god and his angels versus satan and his demons

[00:47:25]
Uh, who would you recruit to be on the side of good? Would you recruit bilbo boy or matt cambell?

[00:47:32]
Oh man, I I want to say

[00:47:36]
uh

[00:47:38]
I honestly I think probably matt cambell bilbo boy. I think is probably a really chaotic human

[00:47:44]
But he's a documentarian man. We documented so much guided us. That's true

[00:47:51]
That's true. I don't know. I think bilbo boy. Then yeah, he was very much against negative comments

[00:47:56]
It's having a very easy day to oh, yeah, dude the fucking comment section is like is like

[00:48:01]
Disclaimer about people leaving comments. Yeah, please don't email me anything

[00:48:06]
All right bill boy boy wherever you are. I believe he's a bilbo man now, but here we go. Yes, he must be

[00:48:13]
There's an odd box here. So um at this point. I was like, I'm not gonna do this again. So I look at

[00:48:19]
actually bilbo boys guide

[00:48:22]
Shout out to bilbo boy

[00:48:26]
Metal gear monday sponsored by bilbo boy

[00:48:29]
And he says to get take the nakita

[00:48:33]
And oh my god overkill. Yeah, no, I was I was reading and that's what I did the first time

[00:48:37]
I did too because I couldn't hit her with the sniper rifle. So I said, I'm gonna use missiles

[00:48:41]
Yeah, and it was doesn't she shoot the missiles though?

[00:48:45]
No, if you can if you can like

[00:48:48]
Finegal it behind her

[00:48:50]
She can't shoot it if you can shadow moses drift you can um

[00:49:00]
Sam's dad everybody

[00:49:03]
Oh

[00:49:05]
I love that shadow moses drift

[00:49:08]
All right, give me get back to it. I say I'm sorry

[00:49:12]
There he was

[00:49:16]
Sweet bilbo boy, I hope he's in a shire somewhere

[00:49:22]
I say did you roll yet?

[00:49:24]
um

[00:49:25]
number two

[00:49:27]
Number two is intellectuals versus Zach

[00:49:33]
What does this have for us? Let's see. Let's we see box

[00:49:37]
He's kojima said that he put this quote in the game because he feels like

[00:49:43]
The stick is meant to like push people away, right and every like video game up to this point

[00:49:50]
Has been a stick and it's a weapon and you like use it and it's combative

[00:49:55]
But he wanted to make something that like pulled people together and that's like where he wanted to make a rope

[00:50:00]
He wanted to make a strand video game. So that's why this is whole this whole new

[00:50:06]
Genre of strands as he calls it. So like the idea of like strand isn't so much

[00:50:12]
So it's like you're so alone and you know, no one's around you

[00:50:16]
It's kind of like that kind of a double entendre where it's like you have the the rope kind of binding you together

[00:50:22]
But also the strands that connect all of us

[00:50:25]
Uh as well as you just being alone at certain points in the game. Oh, shit. I like that explanation a lot more than my guess

[00:50:35]
I'm just gonna go sit over in the corner and let you intellectuals talk it out

[00:50:41]
King shits over here talking to my intellectual bullsh**

[00:50:45]
Chris's already has rubbed off on you guys

[00:50:48]
Oh no, oh no, I ruined the podcast

[00:50:52]
I don't know the podcast is cancelled now

[00:50:56]
I found a quite shallow and pedantic

[00:50:59]
You could you could go to bit.ly of sosh metalgears metalgears store to buy the rest of our stuff so we can leave

[00:51:04]
Bye. It's mgm store. Well, you know what? That's why you do the outro sam. Okay. That's why I do the outro

[00:51:10]
And we're not even at the f**king outro

[00:51:16]
Wow

[00:51:22]
What a very uh, what is it prescient?

[00:51:30]
I think I king shits was a term that I use a lot

[00:51:34]
I think during the death strand as he said

[00:51:36]
Hey, I like it king shits in the castle king shits in the castle f**king sh** babies over here

[00:51:42]
Uh, cool. So I'm gonna do one and we'll do like one last merry-go-round and then we're gonna take a quick break to talk about some other stuff

[00:51:49]
Okay, uh, so mine is

[00:51:54]
45 which is the day the turkeys return. Oh man. All right, let's do it. I believe this is from

[00:52:02]
What episode is this from? I think it's the

[00:52:05]
parody games no might have been I don't know. Let's listen to

[00:52:10]
The day the turkeys are no, I think james was in this one. Yeah, definitely

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All right, here we go. A cardboard box. You're probably listening to this after things. Let me think. Yes, you're definitely listening to this two weeks after things

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So congratulations on a successful Thanksgiving world

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You don't know that the world did it. There could be a cataclysmic of this

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It's a ring in the new year after Thanksgiving

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That would be amazing. I'll never forget

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emergence day

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1124

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2018

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When the turkeys rose from under the earth's crust. Oh my god. Can you imagine? Oh lord. You just hear

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And it's like, oh no, it's over. We have to run. I don't know why oslo is voicing this cut scene

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The days of turkeys return

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She's some good old boys fucking around good old boys fucking around or does remind me of thanks killing so

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If you're listening to this, holy shit, it just dawned on me by the time this airs

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It'll be like a week and a half away from being the

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Three-year anniversary of that clip. Oh, wow. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, so fuck it. Thanksgiving's coming up

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You should go watch thanks killing. It's a horror film about a Thanksgiving turkey killing

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It's very good. All right, I think it's me now. Yep. Yep. Yep

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I landed on

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35

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Sam it's all about you

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It's all coming up sam baby. Oh good ninja impressions. I'm in a box

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I just want to uh, I just want to throw this out there that uh,

[00:53:54]
Sam does an excellent ninja impression from the second metal gear solid

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Oh, you mean this one

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Just remember

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Desmined

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It's it's been a good while since I heard on the show. I haven't had I haven't done that in a long time

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Well, he still hasn't so sam could you do one for us right now? Let me get let me get cozy with this microphone

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Desmined stare

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That's probably gonna clip away. That was real crunchy, but I loved it

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Crunchy but sometimes sometimes a little warning about my intensity crunchy

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You're not gonna heat it

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Isaac what you got look at the bus seven

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Whoa

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Cardboard box, huh? That's right. It's mr. Eight out of ten himself

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Oh

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And on it and baby eight out of ten. That's not good enough for my booby

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He's too short. That's a b that's a b in my book, but b b for bubby and for bb

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Baby booby

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We've I've created a circus. It feels like um, this feels like

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I feel like screech in uh, save by the bell the new class

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So you stabbed the guy on Christmas

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Did it's just great?

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I'm happy and Christmas and saved by the bell the new class. I don't I mean it's a family guy reference

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So I assume it's true at some level

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Wow, does the diamond doesn't diamond is like objectively not a great person. I don't think it's really a hot take on this podcast

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No, doesn't diamond the fucking before I make myself sound like a complete idiot. I'm gonna google this

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amazing

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That was amazing the return of the bubby

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Yeah, there's like a whole bubby clip if we get to it. Yeah, there's a there's a

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There's a small contingent of people who hate that bit

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Yeah, you guys mentioned it like who the fuck are these people?

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The uh, I'll tell you off Mike. Oh damn, okay. Whoa

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Isaac was that yours?

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I go again. I'm broken. No, uh, hold on. Let me roll. I got

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47

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Whoa whisper a sweet little nothing's

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This

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might be one of my favorites cardboard box

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So I'm gonna do a fun exercise real quick for the next one, which is dead man whispers

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So I feel like sam is going really in depth into these really complicated and like

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incomprehensible

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Things so let's do let's do this real quick. So Isaac. It's um dead man whispers is pretty generic and not a whole lot goes down

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Can can you tell me what you think it is?

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And I guarantee you that it'll probably be just as good if not better than what it actually is

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What's it called? All right, it's called dead man whispers. Just take a stab like literally any character in the metal gear universe

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Like fuck it make up characters. Who gives a fuck? Yeah, tell me about Matthew snake, man

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Let tell me about Peter still white

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He's the playable character in this in this character. Oh sweet

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It's just Peter stillman, but in whiteface. Yeah, oh Jesus

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Anyway

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So in dead man whispers. Yeah, just go ahead. Just give it a shot. Um, you start out as riding

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But then it's called a snake tail. Isaac you failed already

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No, you you gotta the one the one caveat is that it has to be played. It's has to be

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, okay not in this one guys continue

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You guys are missing the point

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okay

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our mistake for uh

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Destroying your artistic integrity. Yes. I'm sorry. So you start out as riding and you're in

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Where's this where's the end at Manhattan?

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Um, sure. Yeah, you're so you're walking down the streets

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Of Manhattan. This is after the cutscene

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With you and snake. Okay, remember? All right. Yeah

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Riding goes into a costume store

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Because it's like close to halloween or something. I don't know

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Um, I don't know exactly what time it was what time of year. It was kind of hard to

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543. Yeah

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After work well, yep. Um, he goes into costume store

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Uh decides to buy a gimp suit and

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Um a snake mask

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All right. So all right. So he puts the snake mask on and that's how he's snake. Okay, so

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Now you're playing a snake

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And the the whole point of this mission

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Is you go around and you

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What do what do you do I say

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You just you go up to people and you want to whisper in their ears

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And but you get great you get graded

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By how how quietly you can whisper so on the on the left hand side, there's a little

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Like a a decibel

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um

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To use the built-in microphone

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This sounds like the plot like the plot of sneak king that burger king game

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So and then you have to do this 50 times that's the thing I hated the most

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It's got to be really hard. It's a lot of times

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And um at the end of it you get just a great kernel candle camble comes by

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And um he comes by

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It just rides a bike fast

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He's driving by

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Why is he whispering your rating to you?

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He's driving by I can't hear him over the car

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He goes

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So who's the final boss of the snake tail

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You got to tell me the non-lethal and the lethal ending I say is there always an oh

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um

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I

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Um, I didn't beat it so I didn't get

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So

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So that's so much better than what it actually is. This is just vamp killing people

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Yeah, it's vamp killing people and you killing vamp and in case you wanted to know

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The navy officer who had the suitcase chained to his wrist that we saw is a key character

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His name is captain o' brian. Oh

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Oh, I was so close

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Conan's brother

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Good old captain o' brian late night with captain o' brian

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Okay, all right, that's very that's the coughs bag. That's for you nick

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Even in isaac's fictionalized events. He doesn't beat the games that we have to play. Hey, you gotta say true to it

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Into your phone story

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You gotta keep one foot grounded

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I love how some things change and some things never uh, something stayed the same because

[01:02:24]
You're coughing saying this one's for nick. I'm assuming nick freida. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, it was nick z

[01:02:31]
Yeah, it wasn't because nick freida didn't enter the fray until uh, mgs3

[01:02:36]
Also, why the fuck are all the place to be a buyakasha?

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Why on earth are all of the crazy

[01:02:46]
Delirious clips from the mgs2 season. I don't know. I mean if if we're being fair

[01:02:53]
Mgs2 is the crazy delirious game. That's true. That's true. Also. We all sounded like we were sick for some reason. Yeah

[01:03:01]
There was like I had like a perpetual coffee

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Go away for like the first half of the podcast. Well, that's why everybody thought you were a pothead too. Yeah

[01:03:13]
I remember that because people like would uh,

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like

[01:03:17]
The nerd the pothead and like whatever I think they call the quiet boy or whatever they call

[01:03:23]
I was like, I'm not a pothead. I was like, I'm not a nerd and we're all just like side-eyeing. I'll see you

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Yeah

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All of our distances from across the country

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Mm-hmm

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It feels weird to be podcasting and listening to ourselves podcast and then talk about it because I feel like I'm still listening to a clip

[01:03:41]
Yeah, well, it's strange because like we we I don't think you can't hear us

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Commentate because we're just kind of listening to the to the clips ourselves and laughing about it

[01:03:49]
But like I have we I'm having moments where I can't I don't know who's talking if it's past us or like current

[01:03:56]
Very strange. Yeah

[01:03:58]
It was actually really funny because we were we were listening to that clip

[01:04:00]
I said something like in present day and then

[01:04:04]
Pass me said it like a second after I said it in present day. It was very strange. Yeah, it was terrifying

[01:04:08]
Uh, nice. Well, so we have just ran through our first batch. I want to say it might be over 10. I think it's like 12

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ish

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We are going to take a quick break to talk

[01:04:19]
about our greatest hits of playing Metal Gear Solid because I fear that we have not talked about that fucking game

[01:04:28]
in a very long time

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So we should do that guys. We played a lot of fucking games for this show

[01:04:35]
Uh, I guess it didn't have to be MGS, but let's talk about like greatest hits to us of what we did on the show

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Um, I'm gonna go ahead and say you can't talk about renton city retro because duh

[01:04:46]
That's like everybody's fucking number one

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But as far as like gaming moments and I guess let's try to talk about metal gear

[01:04:54]
Uh, what were some of the highlights for you?

[01:04:59]
Like specifically like for the podcast

[01:05:02]
Yeah, I guess like well, so Isaac was the first time you're playing any of these games

[01:05:05]
Like were there any like standout moments that you still think about?

[01:05:09]
Are you too cool for us because you're rock climbing and popping champagne bottles in a carry-on

[01:05:14]
It goes goes in one ear goes out the other. Yeah, I was like whatever you fucking nerd

[01:05:19]
I love any of Isaac doing karaoke as he's rock climbing

[01:05:23]
Yo

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Amazing

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Um, this is gonna be a cop-out answer, but probably I I really liked um

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Three like the ending of three

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um

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Just because I I had always heard about it, but playing through it and then when it hit I was like

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Oh, no

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Oh

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It hit me hard. Yeah

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Um on the other end, I think I really liked revengeance a lot. Oh, yeah

[01:06:05]
Oh, yeah

[01:06:07]
That's the game that like and we actually we're talking about the game melgars, uh melgars rising revengeance

[01:06:14]
No, he's talking about the medal game monday's revenge

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Um, I'm actually I actually have an answer from three as well

[01:06:24]
um, but it's different because um

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Because I remember I talked about this point in the episodes

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But playing melgars solid three for the show

[01:06:34]
Was the first time I ever did the boss battle with the end legitimately as opposed to chief. Oh, yeah

[01:06:39]
Yeah, same. So I actually experienced that battle like properly and it was fucking great

[01:06:45]
Yeah, it's really good. It takes a really long time. Yes, it does, but it's it's like it's really cool

[01:06:51]
It's a really cool battle

[01:06:53]
Yeah, for sure. I think for me

[01:06:56]
Believe it or not, I think it was playing metal yourself at four like

[01:07:00]
seriously

[01:07:01]
Um, because I mean well when I played it for the first time I definitely played it seriously because I was like

[01:07:06]
I think I bought a ps3 for that game. Mm-hmm, but this time. I don't know. I guess it hit different

[01:07:12]
Um, I really took my time. I remember I think I played the acts

[01:07:18]
A couple of times before we would record and so yeah, I don't know act one and act two just felt way better than I remembered them being

[01:07:25]
And yeah, I don't know. I mean, it's a like let's be honest

[01:07:27]
It's really goofy and kind of stupid sometimes

[01:07:30]
But there were definitely moments that I really liked and I also liked recording it for the show because they think that season

[01:07:35]
We literally had a guest every single episode

[01:07:38]
Yeah, which was pretty that was that was the weird season for me because that was when we decided to take that that break and

[01:07:44]
Oh, yeah, because you were moving. Yeah, I was moving and I was just having a lot of trouble and so I couldn't make my schedule

[01:07:49]
Work so I was yeah, I think we did the break at the end of the season. Yeah, we did

[01:07:55]
But no, I really enjoyed it. It was really cool. It was uh planning nightmare to have somebody on every single episode

[01:08:02]
Well, not even not even just somebody every episode, but we had we had uh patrick on

[01:08:07]
A couple of them and that's like different because he's in like

[01:08:11]
Europe, you know, yeah for sure for sure. Yeah, we had zack on some I think nick ziggler

[01:08:17]
If not mgs3 definitely mgs4

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And then patty

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And then yeah, I don't know, uh ben smith ben garibaldi smith

[01:08:27]
Was it craven on?

[01:08:28]
Yeah, craven was on one or two of them. I think he's on two

[01:08:32]
Uh, but yeah, it was just like a really cool grab bag of friends. Um

[01:08:36]
But yeah, I don't know it was weird like yes, it's a corny game

[01:08:39]
But I think I kind of enjoyed it for the show that was my um, that was my dark color a dark horse for for

[01:08:46]
metal gear monday's

[01:08:48]
Do you guys that have any other standout moments like playing games for the show?

[01:08:52]
I mean isaac I think I don't know why I've got such a blind spot in my head sam. You were on the silent hill 2 episode, right?

[01:08:59]
Yeah, okay for some fucking reason. I always whenever I think back to it. I just remember isaac

[01:09:05]
Talking way more than he had on other episodes

[01:09:09]
Yeah, I remember because we talked about the um the soundtracks that wanted to be in one of the episodes and yeah

[01:09:14]
Yeah, we made some jokes about the nurse being

[01:09:18]
high

[01:09:19]
Oh, gosh

[01:09:22]
But isaac I think that was like the first wasn't that like the first horror game that you played all the way through

[01:09:27]
Uh, probably that I played all the way through. Yeah. Yeah, I definitely tried a few of them

[01:09:34]
I keep trying to get isaac to play resident evil 4 in vr and he's scared

[01:09:38]
Well, that's also I know this I know we said no retin city retro

[01:09:41]
But that's also and it's nothing to metal gear but isaac playing metal or resident evil 7 in vr

[01:09:48]
That boy acted like he got tased

[01:09:51]
We had footage some I saw footage on my phone. It's phenomenal. I think it's on the retin city retro videos if you go to youtube

[01:09:56]
Yeah, I think it is too. Yeah, I just

[01:09:59]
Isaac isaac if you're not gonna listen or watch anything that's totally cool

[01:10:02]
But you should absolutely watch the retin video and listen to the finale season

[01:10:08]
I've definitely watched the retin city

[01:10:10]
Okay video

[01:10:12]
Well, you should listen to the finale season because

[01:10:15]
I'll put it on my to-do list less

[01:10:18]
I'm just kidding

[01:10:20]
I'll do it

[01:10:22]
If I put it at the top of a mountain will you listen to it?

[01:10:29]
That's the only way he got me now

[01:10:37]
There's a little baggie of chalk and then

[01:10:41]
Gotta get that chalk gotta get the chalk

[01:10:44]
um, I think another greatest hits that um

[01:10:48]
That I really enjoyed was um

[01:10:51]
How we did pt because we didn't just talk about it. We played it. Oh, yeah

[01:10:55]
We recorded so we recorded the episode as we were playing pt

[01:10:59]
I didn't pull any I didn't pull any clips from it just because it was like definitely a you had to be there kind of a thing

[01:11:04]
Like you should listen to the whole episode kind of a thing

[01:11:07]
But yeah, no, it was a lot of fun. I remember I think james physically came to my house for that

[01:11:11]
Which was which is super cool. You know what one of my favorite moments recording the show was was when

[01:11:17]
When sam isaac and I were posted up on sam's bed

[01:11:27]
Just talking to our girlfriend 70 years

[01:11:31]
But it was just very funny because we had like our we had our legs kicked back like you would if you're like laying in your belly

[01:11:37]
on the bed making a phone call

[01:11:39]
Isaac was twirling the xlr around his finger

[01:11:44]
It was very funny

[01:11:46]
I mean I get another one in the same vein that is was probably when we went to visit

[01:11:52]
Uh, you in uh, st. Louis. I think that was the first time we recorded together. Yeah

[01:12:00]
Um, well, I was the first that was the first time I met you in person isaac. I met a lesio

[01:12:06]
Previously because he came to Ohio, but that was the first time I met you

[01:12:10]
I don't know

[01:12:11]
That was yeah with that picture

[01:12:14]
Well, that picture is my favorite thing about this isaac's hands. It's like I don't know what to do with my hand

[01:12:21]
I still don't

[01:12:22]
It is very weird. Yeah for for people at home if you've never met somebody that you've

[01:12:26]
Exclusively talked to on the internet for a very long time. It's the body presence thing is weird

[01:12:33]
It's so weird. Like yeah, like the initial like holy shit. You have a body and I can touch it

[01:12:38]
Is like a very weird feeling

[01:12:40]
Yeah

[01:12:41]
By the time no, I think three weeks after you listen to this. I will have met chad in real life

[01:12:48]
So he's coming down from Toronto to new york for the holidays

[01:12:52]
Toronto

[01:12:52]
Yeah, he's he's coming down to the gutter to the dirty city

[01:12:56]
Toronto sarkis rex chad over there

[01:13:00]
Which if you're a patron and have not watched it yet, you should go watch the farewell video because chad is very funny in it

[01:13:07]
Yes, he is

[01:13:08]
Yeah, I think outside of that. I guess so we'll put a special thing here in a moment

[01:13:13]
But let's really quickly. Let's talk about interviews since they aren't in the clips

[01:13:18]
Oh, did you guys have a favorite interview?

[01:13:21]
I did

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So I

[01:13:25]
Isaac was supposed to be on that one

[01:13:27]
But I think we got some wires crossed and he wound up just like not because I was like halfway through the interview

[01:13:31]
What do you finally figured out?

[01:13:35]
So I wound up doing the interview with paul eating solo

[01:13:39]
um, and I really I really loved that interview because paul's

[01:13:44]
paul's a really great dude

[01:13:46]
He was very friendly and great to talk to and then

[01:13:50]
At the end of the episode as before we left

[01:13:54]
Because I've I've historically many times on the show told the story about how

[01:13:59]
Mildgear solid was a game I played with my dad and played the demo disc and all that other stuff

[01:14:03]
And one of my dad's favorite things to do was go snake

[01:14:07]
Snake just to like mimic the kernel when snake died

[01:14:11]
And so I got paul to record a

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Record a a message that said

[01:14:18]
Tim

[01:14:19]
Tim

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So I thought that was really cool, but I really good time

[01:14:27]
That's awesome. Yeah, that's awesome. Isaac. Did you have a favorite one?

[01:14:31]
I feel like I wasn't on as many interviews as

[01:14:34]
You guys you're on the one that counts, which is the yeah, yeah

[01:14:40]
True true, you're not wrong

[01:14:44]
Yeah, Isaac so so walk me through that. Well, so Isaac you were also on the maryl one, weren't you? Would that be maywest?

[01:14:51]
um

[01:14:52]
Was I on that one shoot and I can't even remember

[01:14:56]
Sam were you on that one?

[01:14:57]
Oh, yeah, yeah, you were on that one because we talked about radiohead and stuff with yeah radiohead

[01:15:01]
Then we talked about how she was the voice of fred mire and then we had fred mire when y'all were here and heard her voice

[01:15:07]
That was amazing. I wept I fell to my

[01:15:11]
Um, well, Isaac. So yeah, Isaac what was going through your head during the David Hader interview?

[01:15:18]
Oh

[01:15:21]
That

[01:15:22]
Probably how close I was to him just

[01:15:26]
Yeah, we were like touching knees in a fucking co-closet

[01:15:32]
Yeah

[01:15:33]
Um, I could hear my I could smell my man's breath while we were interviewing him. Um, no, I I thought it was a

[01:15:42]
Very interesting, um interview. He was very like just down to earth

[01:15:46]
And not what I expected I guess

[01:15:50]
Yeah, well, that's like the the best thing I think what really like I was very nervous going into the interview with David

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And then um, I remember what set me at complete ease was the one of the first things he said to us was like

[01:16:03]
Hey, have you seen that video of billy corgan riding a roller coaster?

[01:16:06]
And we were just like no and then he showed us this video of like a roller coaster clip and billy corgan going

[01:16:11]
Oh

[01:16:14]
Yeah, yeah, no David super chill. David's a really cool guy. Yeah. Yeah

[01:16:19]
He's hard to get a hold of but if you can ever meet him in real life

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He's like one of the chillest guys I've ever talked to and he was walking around with a canadian superman shirt on which is very funny

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Very great, but yeah, very nice guy

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um, dude, so my favorite well

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So obviously

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The David Hader one ranks really high up there cam Clark

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Is like a fucking uncle to me. I love that man

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Um, there's so many great interviews man. Like I think people sleep on some of them like the kimmy guest one

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phenomenal

[01:16:51]
Kim Kim was kim. I was like she's such a sweetheart. I love talking to her. Yeah, it was super good

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like there are so many good interviews and I really hope that like

[01:17:02]
The longer the show is made available on spotify and apple podcast and we actually just got put on facebook

[01:17:07]
Yeah, you can upload podcasts at facebook now

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Which the cool thing too is that the facebook, um has a thing where you can clip things like twitch and so you can share those too

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Yeah, yeah, so but all of that being said, I think the most slept on interview

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Is my interview with dean scofield where it was just me and

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Dude, he there was some there was some heavy stuff in that episode. He's been through a lot

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Yeah, dude, it was why like I had no idea that the voice of johnny sazaki from gs1

[01:17:40]
Was going to be like a treasure trove of like old hollywood history. Like it was fucking crazy

[01:17:46]
So yeah, 100 i would i would recommend everybody

[01:17:49]
Even if you have like zero interest in

[01:17:53]
Like or you think you have zero interest in

[01:17:56]
uh, the voice of

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Whatever like you definitely go check it out

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110 and I think my so i'm gonna ask you guys this too

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Um, and I think we talk about in part one. I talked about my biggest regret being the snatcher and police knots thing

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um

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I think my biggest regret as far as like the episode stuff goes is like

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I feel like we were so close to getting the entire mgs1 cast

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And I feel bad that like

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Certain people slip through our fingers like philamar. We were so close

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So close

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And then just certain other people

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Yeah, like we were trying like peter lary was was one that we got him talking to oh, that's right. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. He's on

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2.0. Yeah, that's right. Um for for us. I mean, yeah, yeah crazy dude. He's the fucking announcer on like equestrian sports

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Yeah

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Yeah, because well because we because we had like we had like

[01:18:55]
Like like he was we had planned we had like tried to schedule time with peter

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like

[01:19:01]
Years ago. Yeah, I think it probably wasn't like a thing that he wanted to do

[01:19:08]
But I remember chris uh zermann salter was talking to us about getting patrick. Yeah on the show

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But he's kind of like a disconnected. He would have been crazy like talking about a get for the show, dude

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Yeah, but I imagine he probably was just like

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No

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Yeah, yeah, which is fair. Yeah. Yeah for anybody who's curious to like

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There were talks of troi baker. There were talks of like, I mean we tried really hard and actually got like into conversations with

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Well, did I to some of these people? I don't think I ever I don't think I've ever talked about this on the podcast

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but we sent an email to

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I sent an email to

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representatives for mads mickelson

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For the death stranding season and the response that we got indicated to us that if we had asked him sooner

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When he was still promoting the game, we would have had mads mickelson on the podcast

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But apparently he was like done with the promotion cycle for the game. So they would have been amazing. Yeah, yeah him and like

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Anybody yeah, I sent a physical letter to norman redis's representatives

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Sam

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my man

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Yeah, christin's still pissed that we didn't keep the show long enough to have an excuse to talk to oscar isaac

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But we'll figure it out. Yeah, that's fair

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um

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Yeah, I don't know. It was super fun. Um

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Isaac, do you have anything that you wish you could have done differently before we move back to the clips?

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well

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Other than not be friends with the lesio in the seventh

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probably

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When we play through the games

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Be more diligent with no taking

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Doing anything with like remembering

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I think you're not remembering though became like a pivotal part of the yeah

[01:21:05]
Well, like the fumbling in the dark with isaac winnow is like incredibly important to the the meme status of the podcast

[01:21:10]
Yeah, yeah

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I know I ordered that sticker and I had that sticker. I don't know where the hell it is anymore

[01:21:17]
Oh the fumbling in the dark. Yeah, it might be stuck to a refrigerator in same little

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Sam do you have anything that you wish you would have done different? Um, I talked about this

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I think all I like

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As less of a less of a joke. I think like I would have loved to have taken better notes

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Unless it was like the king of notes and I think I think

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Yeah

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Sam don't don't downplay yourself. You took some fucking great notes whenever you did take phenomenal notes, you know

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Like when I did it, I did it right. Yeah 100% like you would send it and it would be like fucking

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correlated pages with like different different font color and like

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bullet points and I was like, whoa, my god

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Yeah, yeah, so don't don't downplay it. You did it when when you chose to do it. You did a very good job

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Well, thank you. Um, I talked about this during like the 1.5 round table

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But I think that if I had my druthers about me, I would have extended that season the death stranding season

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um

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More because I think we did a disservice to

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Our cells first of all and I think probably the game

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By trying to cram it all in such a short period of time and I talked about it there

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Like the the reason was because it was like right for the holiday season

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We didn't want to delay it until after the holidays because we were trying to like

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Get it out for the listeners and it was just this whole thing

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And so I would have liked to have done a more extended season on that and maybe then shorter episodes and played less per episode

[01:22:48]
I think pacing through that game is a better way to play it personally. Yeah, it's definitely some like red dead 2

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shit

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Yeah, which like don't don't play red dead 2 in the midst of a pandemic because god damn did I like weep at my computer at the end of that game

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Um, the other thing that I would have done differently is I would not have played

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Metal Gear survive

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Yeah

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Weird like I don't think it's as bad as people say it's not a good game by any no

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It's not a good not a good game the single player. I think is I had a lot of fun playing multiplayer with you. Let's see

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Oh, yeah, the single player made me want to like

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Eat curb like I couldn't yeah. Yeah. If the multiplayer would have been like

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Like if the game would have been left for dead metal gear solid 5

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Mm-hmm fucking watch out like I'd still be playing last yeah, but

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Um, I will say this this will this will be the wrap up before we get back into the clips

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I wish

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that I

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would have

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Spent more time with

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my brothers on this show

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I really wish that

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We would have been able to like meet up more and I really wish that

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I

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Don't know. I just think like if we would have done it a little differently. It would have been really cool to

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Have been able to make the moments more special

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And I think at certain points of the show

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some things became like

[01:24:23]
Automated flip the brain off

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You know what I mean like I I don't know

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Maybe it's one of those things where it's like you don't think about until it's over but

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I just wish I would have been like more in the moment and really cherished

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The fact that like we just spent six and a half years

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Together, but at the same time it like weirdly feels so far away now

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You know what I mean?

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So yeah, I don't know I don't want to get mushy but like I love you guys

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It's been a lot of fun. Like thank you for choosing to

[01:24:55]
waste your life with me

[01:24:59]
I love you too, dude. Yeah, dude. Love you. Yeah. Yeah. So I don't know here's to here's to something

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Here's to us seeing each other more. Hopefully whoa and really quick. Here's a classic Sam moment

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Sorry

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Uh, yeah, you got water in the wrong pipe

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Long water

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This is when Sam reveals

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He's been meeting his mic and taking sick bong rips this whole

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Yeah

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She's I hope that comes out in the recording. Oh 100 was I could hear it clear as day

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Yeah, I don't know. Uh, it's just weird like I think pandemic and and being away from people has like

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Made it more of the sensitive topic. Yeah

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It's a weird isolating feeling this whole these last two years have been you believe we're approaching

[01:25:58]
Too fully we're approaching the third year of this pandemic. That's insane. Dude march of next year. It will have been

[01:26:06]
Two years that I have worked at my job completely remote. Mm-hmm

[01:26:11]
That's crazy wild. Yeah, like I moved to New York for this job. What the fuck I could have done it for anybody

[01:26:17]
Uh, yeah, dude, I don't know. I think it's weird because I moved to New York and had an extremely isolated five months

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And then as soon as your as soon as your boy was like, I'm coming out

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You know what I mean? Like I was like fucking ready to just like walk out the door and like disco dance and the

[01:26:34]
friendships, uh

[01:26:35]
Fucking cove it was like nope. You're gonna do that five months for two and a half years. Yeah

[01:26:41]
It's just been a little soul crushing, but

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Yeah

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Thank you to the listeners for making it not soul crushing like

[01:26:49]
To echo something that Chad said in the patreon farewell video and i'm gonna say it to everybody like patrons

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Yes, you guys were great. You've been there forever, but like there are people listening who have always just listened and never

[01:27:01]
interacted

[01:27:03]
And like to you guys to like the random emails that I get that are like

[01:27:08]
I work in the icu and you guys put a smile on my face when the day is

[01:27:13]
horrible like

[01:27:15]
That shit is amazing man. Like I just yeah, I don't know. I never in a million that I think that our dumb shit would lead to that

[01:27:22]
Well, like we and we're we're like and the other thing too is that we're getting people reaching out to us like on the facebook page

[01:27:28]
another places where it's just like

[01:27:30]
I just discovered this podcast and uh, you know, i'm sad to see you go. Thank you. It's just like

[01:27:37]
Like people are still discovering the podcast and listening to it

[01:27:40]
And so I I want to thank everybody because like yes, we have our patrons and we have

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We have all of our, you know, our

[01:27:49]
Usuals, you know, if we were using that metaphor at the bar, you know, we're a bar and our usuals show up to the bar

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And I love all those people obviously, but

[01:27:56]
They're like there's something to be said as somebody who does, you know, not as severely as I used to thankfully because I took care of myself, but

[01:28:04]
um

[01:28:05]
For people that suffer with anxiety and other things like that that feel weird or straight into if you like they cannot reach out to

[01:28:12]
these people

[01:28:14]
us in specific

[01:28:16]
you know

[01:28:17]
Your you you're unsung, but we want to sing we want to sing you right now

[01:28:22]
Thank you for listening if you've listened you've never reached out and you're like fan from the way back or new or you just

[01:28:28]
You just never felt like you could or wanted to reach out

[01:28:31]
For whatever reason. Thank you very much. Oh 100%

[01:28:35]
And for anybody who has reached out

[01:28:38]
I will respond immediately

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He'll respond at 3 a.m. The next day. Yeah

[01:28:44]
If you send an email at 3 a.m. 302 a.m. You're gonna have a reply

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Yeah, I don't it's an illness like almost quite literally

[01:28:55]
Um, but no, I really enjoy it. Like I think that's the best part. Uh, that's why we came back after

[01:29:01]
65 I think it was the episode right?

[01:29:03]
mgm 65 is what we left

[01:29:07]
But yeah, uh, let's get back to it

[01:29:11]
Clippy clip on this master purtory self-filating

[01:29:16]
Finale season that is middle of your mondays

[01:29:19]
Uh, let's do it. So sam do you want to start us back up again? What is your

[01:29:24]
Actually, hold on hold the phone

[01:29:27]
Isaac is there anything you want to say because I am so sick of beam rolling my boy

[01:29:32]
No, I mean

[01:29:39]
He's like shit, I've been enjoying hiding in the crowd

[01:29:42]
Isaac's been saving his one fuck ticket for right now

[01:29:48]
Oh my god, Isaac on the last episode are you gonna swear? Oh man, can you give people that?

[01:29:56]
That one thing oh my gosh, yo, yo wow

[01:30:02]
Here's here's the dilemma. I'm gonna give you and I promise I promise this is a thing that I will do

[01:30:10]
if you

[01:30:11]
Say the effort if you say fuck on the last episode, I will publicly release the link to king

[01:30:17]
Oh, hey, yeah

[01:30:21]
I'll do it

[01:30:23]
I'll do it. I'll post. I'll fucking post it on the facebook page. I'll do it. I'm gonna fucking do it

[01:30:28]
I will

[01:30:30]
So so that's the show you and you have time to think about it because we're not recording for

[01:30:34]
A little bit, but if Isaac says fuck on the last episode of the podcast, I will

[01:30:39]
Like straight up everybody dead silent let Isaac let Isaac say fuck

[01:30:46]
I will I will I'll say oh you can post the link to

[01:30:50]
And please bleep that until it becomes

[01:30:54]
On facebook page I will

[01:30:58]
So that's that's for you dilemma. I enjoy these stakes. This is

[01:31:03]
High snakes

[01:31:05]
High stakes

[01:31:07]
I just i'm waiting for uh, I'm waiting for Isaac's mom to text me and be like Isaac is not gonna swear

[01:31:16]
Oh, she'll do it too

[01:31:22]
Um, cool on that note sam, uh, you want to roll the dice?

[01:31:27]
Yeah

[01:31:29]
Oh my god, I literally was like Isaac. We don't want to steamroll you and

[01:31:43]
What you want to know

[01:31:46]
Yeah, you got anything man. All right, this is going on the greatest hits b roll. All right

[01:31:53]
Greatest hits b sides are still

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Yo, you know, um

[01:32:00]
Not a pretty good hits episode

[01:32:03]
They're okay

[01:32:04]
decent

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Um, no, I mean I I think that

[01:32:10]
Like you said

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If we I think we discussed possibly meeting up more frequently

[01:32:17]
And we're all yeah, that's a great idea. We should totally do that

[01:32:20]
um

[01:32:21]
But I I feel like if we had taken it a step further

[01:32:27]
Taking it more seriously. I guess that could have come to fruition

[01:32:32]
Um, and that would have been pretty cool. So

[01:32:35]
I'll put my I'll put that thought in in the same bag as yours is

[01:32:41]
Things that I think we should have done

[01:32:45]
Um our regrets I guess you guys want to just blame the patrons. I think we should blame the patreon

[01:32:50]
Yeah

[01:32:52]
Like we can feel better. So yeah, I like it fucking patrons if we would have made a little bit more money, we could have hung out

[01:33:00]
Pieces of shit. No, I'm good

[01:33:04]
It did kind of suck that we were all kind of like spread out so far apart

[01:33:09]
I was telling sam if he if he takes the devil to be his lord and savior and buys a quest too

[01:33:16]
We can all go fishing together. Oh yo

[01:33:20]
Watch amazon prime together. Yeah, let's see. Oh text me about that. Um earlier

[01:33:25]
That I might get one for taxis one taxis rolls around, but we'll see

[01:33:30]
Please that would be amazing. Uh, facebook sucks, but the quest two is great. So I don't know i'm split

[01:33:37]
Uh

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Cool, let's do it sam. Do you want to roll the dice? Yeah, I've been trying to say that I rolled the dice

[01:33:44]
I've been behind the team several times, but I'm sorry

[01:33:47]
You're trying to be sensitive to isaac's feelings fucking bullshit. Um

[01:33:56]
I'm gonna let you finish

[01:33:58]
Is isaac the husbando of ferogear monday. I think he might be I think he is

[01:34:04]
Congratulations isaac you get that award. We're not doing awards this episode, but congratulations if we if we were that would be one of them

[01:34:11]
Um, I rolled

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43 let's talk about ice, baby

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Bucks so tory. I just want to I see

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Little highlight there

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Thanks, man. Hop on in. Yeah, good just before we got too much further into it

[01:34:26]
I I did want to make note real quick. Uh, one of my good buddies morgan

[01:34:30]
has

[01:34:31]
Really gotten me into watching the x files, which

[01:34:35]
Some of you may know has been around since the 90s

[01:34:39]
But oh, yeah

[01:34:40]
If you aren't aware yet, it's a tremendous show

[01:34:44]
It's ridiculous. It's hilarious. It's entertaining and it has an episode that very

[01:34:51]
Very closely mimics the plot of the movie we're about to discuss

[01:34:55]
The episode is in season one. It's episode eight and it's called ice

[01:35:00]
So if after listening to this episode you decide

[01:35:03]
You'd like to go check that out if you haven't already. I would highly recommend it

[01:35:08]
Fantastic

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And of course this movie takes place in the x files universe

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I wouldn't doubt it

[01:35:15]
Maybe we can talk about that towards the end. I'm ready for that

[01:35:19]
So two things

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One

[01:35:22]
I'm very pissed off that we didn't get to cover the thing on the podcast while we were there

[01:35:28]
That's one of those things where like when metal gear monday's revengeance announced it. I was like one. Fuck you guys

[01:35:34]
And and two

[01:35:37]
Fuckin liquid metal mic as his victory prize second place for the trivia episode number 100

[01:35:46]
Said if you guys ever do

[01:35:49]
The thing episode I want to be on it. Yeah, so I immediately felt horrible that I was like, oh, no, mic's not on it

[01:35:58]
Tori was Tori Tori was the winner of that trivia episode. She was she left she left her comrades behind

[01:36:06]
Fuck that. No, no, no in Tori's defense. She she did no tell mic afterwards. Like you. I'm super sorry

[01:36:14]
You know what I you know what I think it one thing that I do want to say because we brought up art because it's because

[01:36:19]
Revengeance did a trivia episode

[01:36:21]
But about our trivia episode that we did episode 100

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um, we made a joke at the end

[01:36:27]
Uh, Cole and Tori were we're both on that episode. Um before they were hosts

[01:36:33]
And I made a joke at the end that said this is a secret basically a secret

[01:36:37]
Uh trick to give you guys the keys to the podcast and lo and behold

[01:36:43]
They did it. We fucking did it

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No, for sure

[01:36:47]
I hope we get to that clip because I so I did cut together

[01:36:51]
A couple of bits of from the trivia episodes and a one clip

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Um, and it's pretty interesting. So I mean if we don't get to it, maybe I'll play it at the end

[01:36:59]
Is like a send off. But yeah, yeah, so one there was that I did stream I streamed the original thing and then I streamed

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The 20 I think it's 2018 the 2018

[01:37:11]
prequel to the thing

[01:37:13]
also called the thing

[01:37:16]
I streamed both of those. Is that the one that has uh, that has remona flowers in it?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, so it's about the

[01:37:23]
I think it's swedish. Maybe it's swiss. It's about those people who get fucked up at the beginning of

[01:37:29]
of the thing

[01:37:32]
Why would they name it the exact same thing? Well, so here's

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The problem though is that they it's about this different crew

[01:37:44]
But it's like beat for beat like we talked about it on the stream on discord

[01:37:48]
Beat for beat. It's the same fucking movie as the original but with a different group of people which makes zero sense

[01:37:56]
Um, so it's almost like a reboot and a prequel. I don't I don't get it. But anyway, um

[01:38:01]
That was a ton of fun. The other thing I want to I want to camp out on on on this thing

[01:38:05]
Is speaking of x files, which reminds me of twin peaks

[01:38:09]
Which reminds me of something that was on sam's youtube channel

[01:38:12]
I was watching best of best of show best in show. I think what do you call it the dog thing? Is it best?

[01:38:18]
Yeah, I'm best in show usually. Yeah, so I was watching the I think it came out in the year 2000

[01:38:22]
It's the christopher guest film. It's the spinal tap people, but it's a dog show movie

[01:38:28]
It's very good. You should check it out if you like shits creek both katharine o'hair and

[01:38:33]
Eugene levy are a couple in that movie, which is wonderful. Um, but

[01:38:39]
Our boy

[01:38:41]
Garland briggs is one of the judges in that movie

[01:38:45]
So I just want to say the my only fear in life

[01:38:48]
Is that strand games are not enough?

[01:38:52]
This is a good opportunity to say youtube.com slash sam versus sam if you I tweeted I tweeted this out a couple days ago, but um

[01:39:00]
If you've ever enjoyed content that alessio and I have created together

[01:39:03]
I had alessio. I only played four episodes worth of uh, a playtail innocence on my youtube channel for

[01:39:10]
October this wiki month. I called it

[01:39:12]
So check that out and check out the other stuff that's on the channel too for sure

[01:39:16]
And I don't want to sign us up for anything

[01:39:18]
But sam we should totally do like a co-op game or like a some sort of goofy episode thing

[01:39:22]
Yeah, you know what I kind of would love to do uh on the youtube channel is um

[01:39:27]
Remember that one time when we just like sat down and played guilty year together. Oh for sure 100%

[01:39:31]
I would love to do that like for the channel. Yeah 100%. Yeah, that's kind of what I was thinking too

[01:39:36]
Yeah, and I want to do so I want isaac on the channel. Yeah, please. I'll be there

[01:39:41]
He says that don't listen to him

[01:39:43]
Day one he's a liar day one, baby

[01:39:47]
He's a liar

[01:39:50]
Yeah day one shows up at day 1000. No kidding

[01:39:55]
Isaac's a good man. I love Isaac

[01:39:57]
Isaac roll the dice, baby. Oh shoot. Uh, it's closed out of that tab

[01:40:05]
The only thing that's been taken um pick one random 37 close your eyes

[01:40:12]
A little haiku will note. Yeah a little haiku will do you

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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

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Oh god

[01:40:22]
This is one of the best you guys like this is this is peak james rykhmuth. Yeah 100% so good. Yes

[01:40:30]
Absolutely james if you're listening to this, I'm sure you will continue to

[01:40:35]
Achieve peak status for the rest of your life

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It's not the high point of your life. This is just peak james. No peak james for the podcast. Yes, it's correct

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Not for his life james is doing that

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You're doing great. Happy birthday. All right. Here we go. What's with that box? All right. So I uh, I kept it pretty simple

[01:40:54]
I wrote three haikus

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Perfect. So I'm gonna I'm gonna read those for you

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um

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espionage tight

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ass

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Otacon stays nasty

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Metal gear solid

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That was that was fucking phenomenal. Thank you. Thank you

[01:41:13]
Can you please like send that to me over

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So I can post it to the facebook page

[01:41:19]
Absolutely. Absolutely. Can we get an encore reading actually? Could you read that one more time?

[01:41:23]
Yeah, please do that again. Yeah, I'll give you the first one more time. All right

[01:41:27]
espionage tight ass otacon stays nasty

[01:41:31]
Metal gear solid. Oh my gosh

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All right, number two this one

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I don't know. I feel about it

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Bursting like a snake covered sticky must escape kept you waiting, huh?

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That one's real good

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Somebody finally broke a lessie

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And then uh, this this last one's just a bonus one that I just I had a good time with I thought was fun

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Uh, oh, it's riding quick one-eyed motherfucker. Ow. He stabbed me dead

[01:42:26]
Quick it's right. Did you do the syllable count and everything? Yep, I sure did. Oh, those are fucking great

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Uh-oh

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Like considering climate. Uh-oh, it's quitting flan

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Ow, he stabbed me dead

[01:42:47]
Oh, I the the three lines how he stabbed me dead covered sticky must escape and otacon stays

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Nasty never leave my brother

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Sam's gonna be on his deathbed and he's just gonna whisper

[01:43:14]
I should have looked christopher randolph dead in the eyes while we were eating lunch

[01:43:18]
Like on a con stays nasty that was a missed opportunity you could have read that haiku

[01:43:24]
Sweet jesus. Yeah, I guess that's a high point too is like I get to meet Jennifer and Chris Randolph after we interviewed them. Yeah

[01:43:32]
Yeah, it was crazy. So good

[01:43:35]
I still take people to where chris took me to eat

[01:43:37]
So thank you chris for Randolph if you're listening to this. All right. Let me roll my dice

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Uh, I'm going to roll my

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Oh

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I roll that I don't care. Oh

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Uh, sam, I think I can kind of do the weird voice that you've been doing. So hold on

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Oh

[01:44:02]
You're weird like patrick voice thing that you do

[01:44:08]
Yes

[01:44:09]
It's something you sound short of breath. My my repertoire of voices has expanded quite a bit

[01:44:16]
Uh, uh, since the since I left the podcast

[01:44:21]
In the in the midst of the pandemic like you run out of things to do and so I just developed new voices

[01:44:25]
Oh, yeah, 100% and if you're listening to this right now, you should put on the avalanches since I left you

[01:44:32]
All right, let's do it. Got a strange box here. I can't

[01:44:36]
oversell

[01:44:37]
How incredulous kurt russell's snake pliskin is just he's uh, he doesn't give a fuck about anything. He's lived his life

[01:44:44]
And uh, here he is

[01:44:46]
Did the uh, did the dialogue make you laugh out loud at all is it because I felt like I was chuckling the whole time

[01:44:52]
of this scene

[01:44:53]
Of just any oh that's makes me sense everything was um

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What do you call them ham hocked? I guess you the the thing that I

[01:45:02]
I couldn't couldn't get past was um that monologue that

[01:45:08]
I don't think james knows that a ham hock is could you explain that's not the phrase? I don't know

[01:45:14]
I think it was a ham hock. They couldn't care less

[01:45:20]
Snake don't give a shit. The snake would say ham hock. Oh, yeah, and then you call them out on it and be like

[01:45:28]
Whoa hold up

[01:45:30]
What hold the phone?

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We're gonna play it one more time. Everybody listened very carefully to the last thing isic says box. I can't

[01:45:40]
oversell

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De Penguin king for the mouse

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Thank U

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Oh c'mon

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Say what's up apologise you

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monologue that I don't think James knows what a hamhawk is could you explain that's not the phrase I don't know

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They couldn't care less

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They don't give a shit would say

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And then you call them out on it

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That does not count for the deal Isaac you

[01:46:49]
Some slack I think it might have been me and you talking at the same time, but it definitely sounded like Isaac said

[01:47:03]
Who knows

[01:47:05]
That was probably like 2 a.m. Oh, absolutely

[01:47:09]
No joke that was we had some really late nights recorded

[01:47:13]
Dude, I totally forgot about that. Yeah spooky season more like never fucking sleep again

[01:47:21]
Was it that season where somebody literally fell asleep it was Isaac Isaac fell asleep into the podcast one

[01:47:27]
Oh, I did it monkey

[01:47:28]
I might have been I don't remember which episode it was but there's an episode where we were doing the outros and we cut to Isaac

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I

[01:47:36]
Was on the call until like really late

[01:47:45]
Wish it would have found it because I would have been a perfect

[01:47:49]
I will say though Uzumaki Isaac also fucking Isaac

[01:47:53]
I don't want to imply you didn't show up to other episodes, but I was you really showed up for Uzumaki

[01:47:59]
Did I yeah, like I just I don't know at least my in my memory you were like very thorough

[01:48:04]
I

[01:48:05]
Were talking about it. I do remember really liking Uzumaki a lot. Yeah, that was a really cool read

[01:48:12]
Yeah, I felt like a total nerd

[01:48:13]
There was some girl wearing a jean jacket last year in the park and it had a big-ass June G Etoe print on the back

[01:48:20]
So I like went up to her and I was like, hey, I really like your G Etoe jacket

[01:48:25]
And she was like, huh? Oh, thank you. So part of me does wonder if she was like, oh that looks sick as opposed to like

[01:48:31]
Yeah, she got that shit a fucking goodwill pose. Yeah, right

[01:48:36]
Uzumaki's gotten really popular in yeah

[01:48:40]
Junji's been blowing up these days, which is great for him

[01:48:44]
My favorite thing is that the meme where it was just like

[01:48:47]
Junji Etoe Junji Etoe's works and he's like really happy and then it's hi

[01:48:52]
Hi, I'm Yuzaki's work and hi Yuzaki's fucking miserable. Yeah. Yeah, I

[01:48:58]
Will say this for anybody who's a drag race fan

[01:49:02]
Rockham Sakurai has a phenomenal Instagram picture of her dressed as an Uzumaki or not Uzumaki

[01:49:09]
But as a Junji Etoe panel

[01:49:11]
She's like like the perspective of the photo is very two-dimensional and she painted like half her body

[01:49:16]
And there's like a slug coming out of her mouth

[01:49:19]
It's pretty dope so you should go please please say that name again Rockham Sakurai

[01:49:23]
Rockham Sakurai

[01:49:25]
Rockham Sakurai, that's a phenomenon. Awesome drag name like phenomenal, but yeah, you should go check check them out

[01:49:32]
All right, that was that my role. Yeah, so Sam is you good, sir

[01:49:37]
We'll probably do like another maybe two roundabouts. Yeah, that's yeah, that sounds good

[01:49:42]
I've got number 18 Jewish City Lady in travel. Oh, that's perfect. We just talked about it

[01:49:49]
Jewish ladies. I didn't know what to call this and I was like

[01:49:53]
The the the bubby though. Is this the bubby? You're ready to find out. Yeah, we go

[01:50:00]
What's with that box did everybody feel good about that countdown? Yeah, that's how I got a count

[01:50:06]
I don't know what happened. I like it. I don't know what happened. The cat knocked over a plant

[01:50:11]
It's hard to say

[01:50:18]
That's how we're fucking starting this episode, isn't it? Yeah

[01:50:22]
bubby

[01:50:25]
Here's to you dear listener and welcome to Metal Gear Mondays. Let me get that schmutz off of you

[01:50:30]
That'd be schmutz off your face. Let me get that schmutz off your face. You've been rounding in BTs

[01:50:39]
Listen guys, I just got back from New York

[01:50:42]
And I can't handle it. I can't handle it

[01:50:44]
With all this high-gram technology, you think you'd be able to call more than once a week, but no

[01:50:50]
You never call your mother anymore

[01:50:53]
I was there when you were born your schmechel. It was so small, but it grew probably

[01:50:58]
That one nice man with the golden mask

[01:51:00]
He once said that it's really hard to make a connection if we can't shake hands, but you got an iphone bubby

[01:51:07]
You got the best thing to make a connection call your mother some more bubby

[01:51:12]
She's talking to her daughter, you know that higgs boy. He seems like he knows what's going on in the world

[01:51:17]
Seems like a nice boy here. He's a terrorist and you see he's got that golden mask those things are expensive

[01:51:24]
He's just so adorable bubby

[01:51:26]
And that voice like the voice of an angel. I feel like I've heard it a million other places

[01:51:38]
All right, I'm gonna introduce the show okay

[01:51:40]
I feel like zack was born for that

[01:51:44]
Yeah, that little dig at shroy baker at the end

[01:51:48]
Yeah, 100% I swear to god

[01:51:51]
Living in new york for several years. I have not encountered many people with quote the new york voice

[01:51:57]
Believe it or not. I've encountered more people outside of new york city like in new york state with that voice

[01:52:05]
But zack is quintessential

[01:52:08]
New york voice like my boy my god. I love it. I love it. All right, isaac. What you got?

[01:52:15]
My boy

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21 21

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Oh, I love this one. Oh, it's a good one. All right. Let's cue it up box starting to run out of these things to say so

[01:52:29]
I am going to

[01:52:33]
Let me think i'm gonna try and say this backwards you guys. Let me see if I can do this

[01:52:38]
Oh, shit

[01:52:40]
Do it. All right. Uh, see you up. Yeah, see you see it

[01:52:46]
And i'm gonna try to i'm gonna i'm gonna reverse that in the edit so that we can hear if I got it right

[01:52:52]
Hey, so

[01:52:55]
So it'll be well, hold on. Let me let me let me see. Hold on a second. Um

[01:53:00]
Let me see if I can do it

[01:53:03]
Crop I want to try

[01:53:05]
Uh

[01:53:14]
See that's the problem is like I just realized so if you're you're trying to do it phonetically

[01:53:17]
You're gonna go ziab, but if you're doing it based on how it sounds like linguistically it's box

[01:53:22]
So it'd be like sock

[01:53:25]
It'd be like a weird like

[01:53:27]
Gzab gzab. Well, I mean it's like was like like xo f it's soft, right? Yeah, it's like

[01:53:36]
So

[01:53:39]
Fuck it. Well, just we're gonna we're gonna rewind all this stuff. I might slip in the chip monks. It's just a box

[01:54:05]
How crazy is it that this is like? Yes, it's metal gear mondays, but it is also kind of a time capsule for all of these millennial fucking

[01:54:13]
windbags

[01:54:19]
Who's next I think it's you last year, right?

[01:54:24]
I am

[01:54:26]
Number 41 they can recreate our bodies

[01:54:30]
I don't know if I remember this one. What's with this box metal gear solid one is like 20 years and

[01:54:35]
three months old

[01:54:38]
Yeah, I believe hold on

[01:54:40]
Yeah, so not enough to drink

[01:54:43]
But uh, old enough to uh to smoke the cigarettes that you smuggled in in your stomach

[01:54:48]
Exactly

[01:54:50]
Thanks, thanks Aaron. It's true old enough to flirt with a college professor. Oh

[01:54:56]
Lot of flit. Yeah, it's a lot of slinky dinks. You know what I mean? Oh my god. I do not know what you mean

[01:55:01]
Do I want

[01:55:05]
Are we just uploading our consciousness to the internet? I feel like that's what's happening

[01:55:08]
Yeah, we're this is like the the a true living time capsule. It's true

[01:55:13]
Well, like this is what this is what the living tribunal has like been leading us towards this whole time is is

[01:55:20]
Holy shit, sam's getting off the deep end

[01:55:23]
we

[01:55:24]
They can they can recreate our bodies if they can't recreate our minds so

[01:55:28]
They have to use tweets in our facebook posts and our social media posts to really build a constant amen

[01:55:36]
They can they can feel our brains

[01:55:39]
They can fill our brains with like our actual thoughts and that way they have a real life like model of us for when they

[01:55:47]
inevitably consume the world

[01:55:50]
Yep, the lolly lolly lo. Sounds right

[01:55:53]
Sam

[01:55:55]
I love you. That was amazing

[01:55:58]
I

[01:56:02]
The living

[01:56:08]
Did you make that up or is that real? Um, no, so the living tribunal is a um is a marvel

[01:56:18]
It's like this like cosmic entity like it's it's

[01:56:21]
All powerful in my mind you just rolled your eyes into the back of your head for that entire segment and just went

[01:56:30]
Yeah, the living tribunal is like this it's like this giant gold like statue looking thing

[01:56:34]
And it has like faces on all sides of it. Jesus Christ. It's weird that we were just talking about this being a time capsule

[01:56:40]
And then that was the clip

[01:56:43]
That's crazy. All right, same what you got. We're on the final the final run the final cycle. Um, I

[01:56:49]
Final countdown I've got number six, which is

[01:56:56]
Cousin tales

[01:56:59]
Why is there a box here what I did was

[01:57:02]
On a phone call with my seven-year-old cousin

[01:57:05]
Um, I briefly very poorly explained the plot of the first Metal Gear Solid and I said, hey, you should write a story about this

[01:57:14]
And he said he said okay

[01:57:17]
Um, did you coax this child into doing your homework?

[01:57:23]
I thought it would be funny and it is. Um, this is it's very short. It's not very long at all and um,

[01:57:30]
I am also convinced

[01:57:33]
That my cousin did not understand that snake was a human and not a human

[01:57:42]
So with that information, I uh would like to present to you

[01:57:46]
Um, a dramatic retelling of Metal Gear Solid 1 in four paragraphs by my seven-year-old cousin

[01:57:54]
It was nighttime and everyone was asleep

[01:57:58]
Everyone was asleep except for the snake because he had to do his work

[01:58:03]
Snake

[01:58:05]
Was very sneaky and he crawled very quietly because he had to get into the big house

[01:58:11]
And if he went into the big house and he woke everyone up that everyone would be mad at him

[01:58:17]
The

[01:58:19]
The snake was trying to go to the building

[01:58:22]
But there were a lot of people outside walking around the yard even though it was cold in nighttime

[01:58:26]
But snake needed to get into the house to stop the big robot. I was gonna blow everything up

[01:58:31]
So snake kept on going because even though there were people he was very good at hiding

[01:58:36]
So snake hit

[01:58:39]
So

[01:58:40]
So snake hit a lot and he got to almost the house

[01:58:43]
But the snake woke up mr. Helicopter who was sleeping in the yard

[01:58:49]
But it wasn't him actually that woke up mr. Helicopter

[01:58:53]
It was a mean guy and the mean guy had the robot that wanted to blow up the world

[01:59:04]
This is I think my favorite paragraph in the in the story so far

[01:59:07]
The mean guy took helicopter away so the snake went into the house

[01:59:11]
He went to see if he could find the robot so we could blow it up before it blew up all the other things

[01:59:16]
So the robot could hide good too, even though it was very big

[01:59:23]
I just thought but the robot could hide good too

[01:59:30]
He looked he looked a bunch and he found a man who was good at mass

[01:59:35]
And he

[01:59:39]
He found a man that was good at math and get this he's good at math and he was named octagon

[01:59:48]
Yes

[01:59:50]
This kid's gonna go play some octagon so good. I know

[01:59:54]
But octagon was scared about a ninja and the snake had to fight the ninja

[01:59:58]
But then the ninja ran away and octagon decided to help the snake find the robot

[02:00:05]
After a long time

[02:00:07]
Where snake ran around the house a bunch snake found the robot

[02:00:10]
His girlfriend and octagon and even the ninja wanted to blow up the robot

[02:00:14]
But the mean guy didn't want them to so he turned on the robot

[02:00:18]
The snakes the snake still beat the robot because he had rockets and robots are allergic to rockets

[02:00:23]
But he still had to fight the mean guy

[02:00:27]
And the

[02:00:29]
And the snake beat the mean guy and he decided not to be at the house anymore and left with his friends

[02:00:35]
the end

[02:00:36]
Oh, that was fantastic

[02:00:39]
I think my favorite part about all this is like hearing the clip, but then hearing ourselves laugh exactly when ourselves laughed

[02:00:46]
Well, we

[02:00:47]
It's so weird like I think both Isaac and I just like both laughed when we laughed years ago at the exact

[02:00:55]
Hey, hey really quick before before we do the next one sam. I have to alert you to something

[02:01:01]
Alert me to something. Yes. Nick freighter. Just discord messaged me

[02:01:05]
Okay, he said ask sam if this looks familiar and then he did he find it. He sent me a link

[02:01:12]
I clicked the link

[02:01:14]
And it's the link

[02:01:15]
Oh, did you tell him? Yes. Don't tell him. Yes. Tom. No, I just said nick dot dot dot and that's all I said

[02:01:27]
So really you fall

[02:01:30]
It's it's all well, I will say this if anybody was to receive leaked information. I would rather it be nick freighter than anybody else

[02:01:38]
Mm-hmm

[02:01:40]
But Isaac, you know what this means, right? You have even more pressure to say fuck on the last

[02:01:45]
Oh my

[02:01:47]
Oh my

[02:01:48]
My memory is trash. Who just rolled on that was that I think that was me sam did though. Okay, right?

[02:01:55]
I have rolled a 13

[02:01:59]
Lucky number 13 cardboard box. We're starting out at the top of

[02:02:06]
The halo jump we are in the plane the tippy top where we are

[02:02:12]
Smoking a stokey

[02:02:14]
Stoke a like and this portion

[02:02:16]
They they take the time to give you basically a rough history lesson on the cold war

[02:02:22]
Yeah

[02:02:24]
I read this this comment on the internet once and I forget where but someone describes

[02:02:31]
It was like I think a reddit

[02:02:33]
Blog it was a reddit post where they like summarize a game in one sentence

[02:02:36]
And someone summarized middle of your solid three as middle-aged asian man writes fan fiction about the cold war

[02:02:45]
But I mean it's it where's the lie where is the lie?

[02:02:48]
No, and it's delightful and I feel like when I play this game

[02:02:51]
I feel like the people who made it have a lot of fun making it. Yeah for sure. Oh sure

[02:02:55]
I mean, I give it I give it hell for you know

[02:02:57]
I know when the cold war occurred and I know what happened in it

[02:03:00]
But hell someone gave me the opportunity like hey, do you want to do some like fun revisionist history that has absolutely no

[02:03:07]
Recourse ever yeah

[02:03:09]
100% yeah sign me up. Let's go. You mean cold a history nerd would be interested in doing something like that

[02:03:16]
Yeah, yeah, yeah throw me throw me in there like with the

[02:03:20]
Blasters like you see I was really in like World War one stuff. I would love to go back like oh shit actually

[02:03:26]
It all started with this one like friends troop out of england

[02:03:31]
And like they were at the morn and like I'd get weird with it. I get really weird

[02:03:39]
Can I just say my favorite part of that cliff is I always miss here coal is saying a

[02:03:43]
Chris is saying a middle-aged Haitian man

[02:03:46]
And to me for some reason that's way funnier middle-aged I'll be completely different

[02:03:54]
middle-aged Haitian man

[02:03:57]
I would absolutely Hideo Kojima a middle-aged Haitian man

[02:04:02]
All right, here we go

[02:04:06]
Let's have the look of the Irish on me. I just rolled number 22, which is the game

[02:04:11]
Comes a lot. Whoa. Did you say a box?

[02:04:14]
Okay, because on sunday like I all I did on sunday was I woke up

[02:04:19]
I played Death Stranding in the middle of the day. It was like so nice. I went out and I went for a four mile hike with my dog

[02:04:27]
and

[02:04:29]
You know, the only thing I could think about on that hike was like

[02:04:33]
You know, I'm Sam right now. Just walking through the wilderness

[02:04:37]
um

[02:04:39]
And I don't know that feeling just like brought me such joy

[02:04:43]
And I don't I can't remember the last time that I've been able to connect

[02:04:47]
On an intimate way in a direct way with the video game and like bring it into my real life

[02:04:53]
I've I've had a similar experience with that

[02:04:56]
Down here. So so for you know, the whole moon base alpha thing is obviously

[02:05:01]
Uh true true, but uh, but before before I came up here

[02:05:05]
I was I was actually working down in uh in south america

[02:05:09]
And there was a lot of uh, there were a lot of like hills and small mountains and all that and I would

[02:05:13]
I'd get that feeling that chris is describing just from ghost recon alone and now I can only imagine how it would have been

[02:05:19]
Uh with death stranding

[02:05:22]
There there there's the one of the origin points for moon base alpha. Yeah

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Because we talked about this again moon base alpha when when zack was in uh in cuba

[02:05:32]
We um, we just referred to him as being moon base alpha as a joke and it kind of snowballed

[02:05:38]
Yeah, and now we've layered on top of that and it was just zack was getting his mba so

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Um, I uh

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That was no

[02:05:48]
Alessio, you have one more roll, don't you? No, that was my last one

[02:05:52]
So I want to do one. I'd want to do one more round, but instead of rolling

[02:05:56]
I want if you want to pick based on I just based on name. Yeah, so what one looks very interesting to you

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okay, um

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and uh

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I don't know why this is pulling me in but the one that I want to listen to is you know what it isn't which is 31

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What's this box doing here? Oh, I was livid. I was like, no

[02:06:18]
No, that is not the hostage. Yeah. No, that is not big boss

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Um, but I had a lot of fun with that mission. Um, I'm gonna walk over to hang where they have the impossible whopper and I'm gonna go

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No, that is not the whopper

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Ha ha ha ha

[02:06:36]
They were like who the fuck is that guy?

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Sorry

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Yeah, Sam pulls up in a helicopter. I open the side door and just scream from the helicopter

[02:06:57]
Our pet is not the whopper

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I

[02:07:06]
Don't know why I think some of the dudes from like I think it was like nit nitroid and like snake soup

[02:07:11]
People's just started sharing like snake screaming as like a meme

[02:07:15]
And I love that fucking meme like no, that's not the insert anything like

[02:07:27]
It's screaming now

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I don't know why this is so funny

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I was so glad that was the one I pulled I'm glad that's what that was

[02:07:50]
I'm glad we get to share no, that it's not the whopper with a whole generation of listeners

[02:07:55]
Oh my god, that might have been

[02:07:57]
The hardest I've laughed on the podcast. I've died several times on this podcast

[02:08:02]
That was like next level like I could not breathe

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And I think my favorite part was like the way that I said Burger King is going to

[02:08:13]
Well in likewise to retroactive correction nitroid, I know I'm sorry

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No, that is not the whopper

[02:08:23]
Isaac what looks good on this list? Hey

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What looks good on this menu Isaac's like I'll tell you what looks good alt f4. That's what

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I

[02:08:33]
I'm gonna go with

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Uh in agreement

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Yeah number 11

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All right box here David had looked at him thoughtfully

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You all right kid

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How had looked up from poiton Lee not tap tapping his wallet against his leg

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Waiting to pay and wow seriously

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How were this guy's eye so clear and started over three responses before getting out

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Yeah, uh just midterm season, you know and he left

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David made a small

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In agreement

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In agreement

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Howl opened his mouth closed it and then

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It's howl by the way

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David glance at him over the espresso machine. I know

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Uh guys we can't say it enough that fan fiction episode that you gotta go listen to this map

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So good

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All right, I'm going to

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So hold on we already established we were gonna play one to end it off

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Do you want me to pick that one or do you want me to pick another one pick another one?

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And then we have well, we established that one is the last one. So pick a different one. So I'm going to let me look through this real quick

[02:10:05]
I am going to pick

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Oh man

[02:10:10]
So I really want to pick this

[02:10:12]
Metal Gear Monday's Revengeance clip, but I also want to pick the one that we talked about

[02:10:17]
While I was playing both you know you share. Yeah

[02:10:20]
Yeah, yeah

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That's our talk, okay?

[02:10:26]
All right, well because I'm so saw we from

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I'm gonna play

[02:10:35]
Why is that box here? Here's to you dear listeners and welcome back to another episode of Metal Gear Monday

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So where you'll find your favorite discussions around metal gear and a lesio summerfield related content given to you through tactical a lesio action

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Today we have a special guest

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It's a lesio. Hi. Hi that would that caught me off guard. That was amazing

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And of course with always my two members of the fox unit christ hampton. How you doing? Howdy ho campers

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And miss torc Rites what do you got?

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Hey

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Hi, just great energy today. We're doing we're killing it today. Oh, yeah, sorry. It's been a week

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Yeah, no kidding

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So what's up guys? So what are we gonna talk about? We want to give a little bit of special stuff out today

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Just because we're have a little bit of a delay, but I think we're gonna be caught up. Yeah, I feel good about it

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I guess we should say saw we

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We did we made it we had some issues right so

[02:11:32]
Tori's computer had a meltdown on us. So we

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Is it so the more we sound like a kid the more they'll uh

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The more they'll take pity on us. So hold on hold on 95 of the audience will take pity

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There's a five percent

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Share of the audience that will get increasingly more like sexually aroused. So we have we have to play with those risks

[02:11:54]
I'm here for you five percent. Let's do it 90 seconds lesio. Well done. So

[02:11:59]
lesio bingo board there you go the underdog. So why not?

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I love that tory. I would the five percent

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No, I'm coming for you five

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I

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You know that reminds me of the um the sorry

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We're sorry

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All right, so then the last one i'm gonna pick before we do our sendoff is hey, did you say box? Hey liquid

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What am I doing here?

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Taking his blood

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It'd be great. I took all his blood put it in my veins

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What are you doing?

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You're fucking that impression kills me. It makes me it feels good to do

[02:12:45]
It's one of those impressions really like when I get done with it. My throat doesn't hurt. I just feel like more of a man

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Yeah, what is like? What do you do to your like? What do you do to make that happen?

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I don't like I kind of tighten my jaw and I kind of have to like lean into the back of my throat a little bit

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Hey

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It's kind of like mid yawn. It feels like i'm partially yawning the whole time. Hey

[02:13:14]
I feel like i'm doing i'm doing what you said and I feel like i'm choking on peanut butter

[02:13:18]
Yeah, what you guys are gonna hear is me killing a man over a podcast. I'm talking sam into swallowing his own tongue

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All right

[02:13:32]
I guess for the last time is there anything you guys want me to say is Patrick Orbert

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What's a good hero, can you do can you do island boy as Patrick Orbert?

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Yeah

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We'll pull the lyrics because i'm a fucking

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Millennium. I don't have all the lyrics memorized

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All right, here we go

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All right, I gotta I gotta do my warm-up real quick

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For some reason dude the hay like I just had a conversation with somebody about this

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The hay is like a really good warm-up word

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All right

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That I that's that's what I do like my impression of barack obama the

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Let me be clear. Yeah, it's starting it off the uh, all right. Let's do this

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Let me be quick

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Because i'm an island boy

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And I've been trying to make it oh i'm an island boy

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Hey

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I love this island boy. He's gone up. I'm a just island boy

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I'ma get the kiwi wine

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There you go. Want to keep that gun?

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I'll be just staring at the sun

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Full gazing

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I'm like the pool where i'm staying

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They're like you want to be famous

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I'm trying

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Be out all with the greatest i'm a little florida boy

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All right, that's what you guys get

[02:15:06]
Oh, that's awesome. That's beautiful. Yeah, ridiculous

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Uh, let me i'm just gonna find a random metal gear quit just to fucking round it off for everybody at home who's playing

[02:15:17]
The world was divided into east and west

[02:15:20]
Let's do that. That's a good one. That's a good one. Okay, hold on

[02:15:23]
Uh

[02:15:25]
Whoa, dude that fucking dog. There'd be dogs Cameron. Yes. Oh

[02:15:34]
Dogs jerry is getting mad at me for speaking. All right here

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All right, here we go. Is everybody ready? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go

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After the end of world war two

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The world was split into two

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East and west

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This marked the beginning of the era called the cold war

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All right, there you go

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Take that to the bank

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Beautiful

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Yikes. All right

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So we have we have one final clip that you picked out before the episode

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Absolutely, and this is a little bit of a longer one. This is a little bit of a long

[02:16:18]
It's very special apparently we have no idea what this is

[02:16:21]
This is a surprise

[02:16:23]
So in the spirit of uh sam and isaac letting me do two things instead of one

[02:16:28]
I have two very special things, but we'll start with one of them first

[02:16:32]
And one of them is this clip which I like to call

[02:16:37]
What the fuck is factibia?

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And it's a little bit of a longer clip, but it's super I don't know to me. I think it's super important

[02:16:45]
So yes, it starts with a gag about what the fuck is factibia

[02:16:51]
But then it becomes not only our trivia episode, but revengeance is trivia episode

[02:16:58]
Specifically introducing

[02:17:01]
the contestants

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And I thought it would be really fun to let some of our listeners hear other listeners having a good time on the show

[02:17:11]
Cool

[02:17:11]
So I'm gonna hit play on this one. We're gonna take a quick. I don't I can't remember how long it is. It's like a decent

[02:17:18]
It's like a decent little span, but I'm gonna hit play

[02:17:25]
I'm gonna play on this and then we'll regroup before the last special thing. Okay. All right. Here we go. Yeah

[02:17:32]
Remember that trick god damn it sam. What do we do now? What are you talking about? Well, I mean we finished covering the phantom pain so

[02:17:38]
I don't know like what's the point of any of this anymore like of the podcast or like on a more

[02:17:44]
philosophical level like on a deep

[02:17:47]
Like metacontextual level that eventually means nothing. So what you're saying is kind of like

[02:17:53]
Yeah

[02:17:55]
Like five well, okay. Look, we're about to do

[02:17:59]
100 episodes that must be worth something right sam. It's worth about as much as your gmp when the servers go down

[02:18:05]
All right, why don't you chill out dude? We got like like rub your earlobes or something wusa

[02:18:12]
Aggression not not necessary. What do you think we need to do that? Well first things first. I'm gonna take isaac out of this suitcase

[02:18:17]
It's not his fault

[02:18:20]
All right, fine

[02:18:22]
I guess I'll forgive him for that

[02:18:24]
Yes

[02:18:25]
You will and we're gonna leave lorry out of it fine

[02:18:29]
Hey guys

[02:18:31]
Sorry, but uh next time air holes. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah for sure for sure

[02:18:35]
Okay, what now sam tell me what to do. Well, I hadn't

[02:18:38]
thought

[02:18:39]
Much past freeing isaac from that suitcase

[02:18:42]
Yeah, good thought. So how about this? You know how we barely managed to keep it together when there are three people on the podcast?

[02:18:49]
Mm-hmm

[02:18:50]
And you know how we know a lot of things about metal gear maybe but yes

[02:18:55]
Why don't we take those two facts and put them together?

[02:18:58]
Ooh like one of those sandwich things I keep hearing about kind of it's more like um

[02:19:04]
I want to say an open faced melt. I think I get it

[02:19:07]
Like if you took a grilled cheese and said get half that shit out of here

[02:19:10]
Sort of more like if you went to subway and said I only want an unfolded flatbread wait

[02:19:15]
Subway has flatbreads. Yeah, dude like for years now. Where have you been?

[02:19:20]
Whoa

[02:19:21]
How long was I in that suitcase? Okay. Okay. So it's kind of like a sandwich. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

[02:19:26]
So we so we do everything bigger right take the three people that we have on the podcast and then

[02:19:32]
Oh god and then we had three more people and make it that much harder to deal with I'm liking it. I like your energy sam

[02:19:39]
I'm loving this so far

[02:19:41]
Good and then we take those things that we know

[02:19:45]
And we ask those three new people

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If they know them too, okay, what happens if they don't know anything and we sit here silently waiting for them to answer

[02:19:53]
Or what happens if they do know the things? Well, if they do know the things we give them prizes and if they don't know

[02:20:02]
We kill them, right? No, come on. No, we're good decent people

[02:20:06]
I see we we just shame them endlessly and then they have to hide their faces from public industries for the rest of their lives

[02:20:12]
Perfect. I love it. Um, so what are we gonna call this? Um

[02:20:16]
shit, uh

[02:20:17]
Trivia trivia. Did you say tribyt trivia tripping? What's that?

[02:20:23]
No, it's stupid. Let's do something else question time like nap time. Get real dude. Come on. How about

[02:20:32]
Like like a metroidvania like a fact toy dia. No, no, no, no, no. I hate that. Um

[02:20:39]
Factivia metal gear

[02:20:42]
Factivia love it book it. I'm gonna send out some press releases. Isaac called the news

[02:20:47]
um

[02:20:49]
That

[02:20:50]
Wasn't like a sandwich at all. We have a very special episode this episode. We are recording a trivia

[02:20:58]
extravaganza

[02:20:59]
To celebrate what is more than likely episode number 124, but what is on the rss feed?

[02:21:06]
episode number 100

[02:21:09]
Um, but yeah, so we've got we've got we've got friends. We've got friends who've been here all along. We've got sam and isaac say hi

[02:21:16]
I'm pepo

[02:21:19]
Oh

[02:21:24]
You got me

[02:21:26]
Hi, Isaac. Uh, we also have new friends. So I am gonna do this in top down order from what I'm looking at

[02:21:32]
We've got the one I wait. I think we should each take one person

[02:21:37]
Okay, let's do that. So I I got mine picked. So I'm gonna do the

[02:21:43]
You know, I got mine picked too. So if you take mine, I'm gonna be real mad

[02:21:48]
Isaac lamp. No, I'm kidding. I've got uh

[02:21:53]
I've got my sights on a certain

[02:21:55]
metallic man

[02:21:58]
What kind of metal?

[02:22:11]
I myself have my sights set on one very particular best friend

[02:22:16]
It's tory kortes my best friend. Oh, I was on the edge of my seat. It's like being being picked for dodgeball

[02:22:25]
But Isaac, well, you know what? This is my best friend

[02:22:30]
Mr. Cole Duncan

[02:22:36]
Hey

[02:22:37]
Hey, you

[02:22:38]
Hey guy now our contestants who have been patiently waiting as we go through our

[02:22:44]
fun terrible banter

[02:22:46]
I'm gonna start with tyler

[02:22:49]
So tyler, I'm gonna start with how are you tonight?

[02:22:53]
I'm doing pretty solid. Got uh been working non-stop. It seems like so

[02:23:01]
I absolutely know that feeling now. How long have you been a listener to middle gear mondays?

[02:23:07]
Uh, I think I'm actually coming up on a year officially

[02:23:12]
Oh, uh birthday

[02:23:14]
Yeah, I uh

[02:23:16]
I had told the story before on the discord by about last year middle of last year maybe a little bit after that

[02:23:22]
I hated my job. So I was just jerking around on my phone

[02:23:27]
Looking for metal gear solid music and for some reason metal gear monday showed up and I just benched all the way through

[02:23:33]
Good good to hear man, and I'm glad that you like the revengeance era. So we'll keep it up for you

[02:23:40]
What's your favorite metal gear game?

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uh

[02:23:46]
If I want to be like

[02:23:48]
Serious talking I'll say like metal gear solid 3 but if I'm just like straight up

[02:23:53]
Don't care what anyone has to think. I'll say middle gear rising

[02:23:58]
Metal gear rising. I mean this isn't like recorded or anything. So like just feel free to speak. This isn't like cataloging your thoughts

[02:24:04]
Oh, yeah, no, I love metal gear rising

[02:24:07]
The the moment I realized this game wasn't like kicking around was the moment when rules of nature just

[02:24:13]
Blast through your eardrums and you're like, oh, they're serious about this game. You just go through the whole thing non-stop

[02:24:20]
That's awesome. Have you been like a long metal gear fan like you know as long as you've been gaming or you get into it late

[02:24:27]
um, I've always known about it never really put the time into it and um

[02:24:33]
Weird story was that I was actually interested when they announced just a phantom pain not even metal gear solid

[02:24:40]
And I was really interested and they end up being kojima. So I'm like, oh he caught me

[02:24:44]
I'm like, I want to know what this psychopath has to offer me. So I ended up going all the way through

[02:24:50]
Um, I had a I have a really close friend who would tell me things about it

[02:24:54]
And then I'm like, all right, let's just jump into it and figure it out. So

[02:24:58]
Jumped in beat everything by the time metal gear solid popped out and then now we're here

[02:25:05]
That's awesome, man. And then what's your favorite game of 2020 at least so far? I know we're

[02:25:09]
Pretty close to the end there. But do you have a favorite?

[02:25:13]
It's a strong tie between ghost of shishiva and doom eternal

[02:25:17]
Okay, all right, not bad

[02:25:20]
So we've met tyler. We are now going to move right down to we're going to talk to darcy

[02:25:26]
So how are we doing darcy and how long have you been a listener?

[02:25:31]
Hey, um, I got nothing witty to say from my opening like you guys. Um

[02:25:36]
Uh

[02:25:38]
Close to two years now actually I was kind of on and off for the first year and then I started consistently going to the entire series

[02:25:46]
probably

[02:25:47]
January, February got caught up and then yeah, I've been here ever since

[02:25:52]
That's awesome, man. And what is your uh favorite metal gear game?

[02:25:58]
Uh, well like tyler, I'd say metal gear solid three more for its like

[02:26:04]
Content and just how well built that game was

[02:26:08]
But I feel like metal gear solid one

[02:26:11]
The original mgs has like a very special place for me

[02:26:15]
so

[02:26:16]
It's a pretty good tie between that one, but if you made me choose

[02:26:20]
I'd still say mgs one

[02:26:23]
Seems like we get along real well darcy. So I like that

[02:26:26]
I think you and I have the exact same brain space

[02:26:29]
And as far as gaming this year, do you have a favorite game from 2020?

[02:26:33]
Oh man, then this year has been just awful in so many ways gaming included

[02:26:38]
I feel like yeah, no kidding and all I've been playing is uh,

[02:26:42]
Honestly, nhl 21 that's the newest game. I played this year and wow. So I have to say that I guess

[02:26:48]
All right. Well, yeah, obviously you're putting time into it. So I am

[02:26:53]
That's no shame

[02:26:54]
We might talk about that because I did used to like love me some hockey games. So I might have to get into that

[02:27:00]
And then we have

[02:27:02]
Sean

[02:27:04]
I guess I'll throw him under the bus. He does our artwork and I love him to death. So Sean

[02:27:11]
Say a little little something and how long have you been a listener?

[02:27:14]
Well, I'm just really honored. You guys saved the best for last so

[02:27:18]
Thank you for that

[02:27:21]
The humility and the bolt

[02:27:25]
I got them both, you know

[02:27:27]
Um, I've been a listener. I think we were talking before this um with warren

[02:27:31]
I started listening right around the time that they took their hiatus. I think that was between um

[02:27:38]
Metal Gear Solid 4 and 5. So I don't know was that 2017 2018?

[02:27:43]
Mm-hmm

[02:27:45]
Somewhere around there

[02:27:46]
um

[02:27:47]
But yeah, so I just

[02:27:50]
Saw this on the uh, I have a job where I can listen to podcasts all day long

[02:27:54]
So I just I literally go through the longest shows I could find and they had like hour and a half

[02:27:59]
You know two hour long episodes. I'm like, that's great. I love Metal Gear

[02:28:02]
And uh, just kind of went from episode one and then got caught up and got devastated when I thought the show was over

[02:28:07]
And you guys just keep it going for us

[02:28:10]
We're here man. Don't you worry

[02:28:13]
So what about favorite Metal Gear game?

[02:28:16]
You got a fave

[02:28:18]
So I was born in 91

[02:28:19]
So I was like a little too young to really get Metal Gear Solid 1 when it came out

[02:28:23]
But I have five older brothers and one of them that's a gamer is 10 years older than me

[02:28:27]
He had MGS 1 so I would play it on PlayStation

[02:28:30]
and you get to the opening scene and

[02:28:32]
um as soon as I get alerted because I'm used to Tomb Raider and you can kill everybody just by

[02:28:36]
Pressing a trigger I just would run to the PlayStation and shut it off because I was so scared

[02:28:40]
But when I really fell in love with the series was probably 2001 2002

[02:28:45]
I was really getting the anime and then of course Metal Gear Solid 2 had a

[02:28:48]
A beautiful pale blonde haired boy

[02:28:50]
So I'd have to say that's where I got my toes wet with the series and that's kind of consistently just been my favorite game

[02:28:57]
That's awesome, man. So so Ryden's your waifu

[02:29:00]
Oh, yeah

[02:29:01]
Big time

[02:29:03]
You don't hear that often enough. Yeah, because everyone's a fucking coward. That's why

[02:29:09]
Called out that's awesome

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Uh, and then I let's hope you've been gaming a little bit this year

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But do you have a favorite for uh 2020 as far as a game this year?

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So, um, yeah, I I am a huge fan of uh, tealoo 2. I I love that game. It was so good

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um

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Yeah, and I just checked my steam and I put about 55 hours into

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Cyberpunk so I think those two are tied for my favorite this year

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All right, cool. I'm glad that you can actually play cyberpunk. It's it's hard

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I'm the kind of person who will call bullshit on many games that like bug this much, but it's just addictive

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Well for your favorite game to be tealoo 2 and then cyberpunk one game that runs perfectly fine

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And the other game that can barely run. It's just kind of crazy

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I think i'm just lucky that I decided to get it on pc rather than consoles

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Yeah, yeah, no kidding

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All right, so without further ado, I think if it's okay with everyone here, I think we should uh

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Let's get started with some some trivia really quick. So I've to kind of tie into the tail end of that apparently

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Cyberpunk is super stable on the fucking stadia. Oh, yeah, that's a very bad idea. Yeah, which is wild

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Which they throw fucking free trials of that around like it's water

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Oh, yeah, so if you have a 360 controller or an xbox one controller

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Saddle up sea biscuit. We're going for three months of free trial, baby

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Yeah, if you have a premium account, they give you like tons of oh, yeah, I got I got the controller and uh, uh

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The chrome cast for it for free

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Just for having you do premium. It was oh nice. Did you talk about that at all?

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Yeah, I did I played a couple games on it. I didn't keep the subscription up, but like yeah, it's cool

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Yeah, I never had any like weird hiccups. So weirdly enough you're able to actually open it on the

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Web browser on the oculus quest. So I legit played stadia in vr on like a huge 80 inch screen

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It was very weird to have my xbox controller wirelessly connected to my headset to play stadia games

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But no, I played really well like I didn't have any frame drops or anything

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I think I played like three hours of one of the Tomb Raider games

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Oh, yeah, so yeah, I don't know if you have good internet. You should check it out

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I have a couple questions. First of all, what the fuck was I'm

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Beppo

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I don't remember

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Bring it back. Yeah. What's it all about?

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That's my new youtube channel

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Sam versus Beppo is the new youtube channel

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Also, okay, so I don't I I literally cannot remember the origin story for this, but I remember us saying

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I think it was just as being weird that we wanted to introduce like a secret character that nobody would

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Don't bring up again. It's a lorry. What the fuck was lorry?

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I don't know

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I remember you started you started saying it and I was like, all right, brother. I'm along for the ride

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I think we were just like I think I honestly think that we were just like let's let's have a meta story

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It won't introduce the secret character named lorry. That's like the shadow behind the

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Hell yeah behind the podcast all along and we never rotted it again after that episode

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back

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Yeah, I'm beppo

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Jesus you have to run in there is it? I'm

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Beautiful that was really episode of kitchen nightmares with uh, gordon ramsey where

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I try to remember what it was if you've seen the clip i'm talking about you'll you'll know what i'm talking about

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Sam continue

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Also, this is a this is a good opportunity again to plug my youtube channel youtube.com slash sam versus sam versus this spelled out

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Sean

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Is a phenomenal person and he did the character artwork for my youtube channel and he has humility but also balls

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Yeah, yeah, yeah

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No, it was super cool. I just wanted to play that so that everybody got a chance to meet some of our

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patrons and friends so

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Thanks, Darcy and Sean and

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Tyler Tyler and liquid metal Mike and tory and cool

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Yes, maybe not cool

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But no, yeah, I mean I still for the most part keep up with everybody so

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great job everybody and

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uh

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I guess

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We should we should segue to my the fun little thing that I made

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out of the interviews

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So here's a special something segue to the interviews

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Sora why are you sticking my ass? Huh?

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Next on sam rites fan fiction that was not I can confirm that was not a line

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Huh?

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Hold on

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That's my favorite

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Max

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Oh maxi

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All right. Well, here we go to our compatriots friends family lovers

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Uh, could I say lovers who so if you had to pick one of our interview subjects that that would be your

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Lover, who would you pick? We don't want to go down this road

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Dude might as well have it without a second thought donneburke. God damn it donneburke calling calling me cheeky

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Is amazing

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One of my life's moments

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And when I say lover, I mean like I'm holding the door open and lifting her into tall places

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And just being a servant man for for donneburke putting like putting my coat over puddles of water

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Yeah, correct. She seems like kind of pretty. She I love a kind of woman who could kick my ass

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I want to be scared

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Uh, I don't know. I guess it's not copyrighting right could I just cue that whole thing here?

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Oh, maybe not the whole thing but a good chunk of it. It's like 30 seconds. Sure. Yeah, cue it here. Yeah. Yeah

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I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me

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You know when I left the house today, I was thinking damn

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I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway

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And here we are

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I mean really just absolutely destroy me

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I'm talking full-on watermelon in the thighs level carnage

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And I wanted to scare the shit out of me. I mean, I hope I piss myself

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I hope I piss myself and you call me your little pee pee piss piss boy

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I want you to fuck me up. I mean, I want you to make me your bitch your little pee pee piss myself, bitch

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I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like weirdly embarrassing

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Unsanitary too

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We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours

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Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal

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ma'am, please

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You have to crush me

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All right, let's more like lysic

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All right guys, so I'm back with sam and lysic and we're about to play the interview medley

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Uh, yeah, thank you guys. No, this is a fun little interview treat for everybody. I hope you enjoy it

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And we're gonna play that right

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now

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Thank you for joining us jennifer hail my pleasure. Thank you for having me christopher. Thank you so much for joining us

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Um, yeah, thank you for being on the show my pleasure. I'm very happy to be here. All right. Well, um, we're here live from

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Renton city retro with david hater mr. Salis taking something doing

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I'm doing very well. Thanks. Thanks for having me is cam clark on the show today for reels

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I think he is he might just be is this fake news

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Sounds like a personator. Are you just a very good cam clark impersonator?

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I'm a younger much more talented much more handsome

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Cam clark, let's bring on donna bring on donna

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That's always an honor to be asked boys. Thank you. What a waste

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That is that's the best review of the show we've ever gotten. What a waste. Thank you

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Well debbie, um, thank you so much for taking time out of your day. Um, I will never be able to walk into

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Fred meyer has become a very different experience for me

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I'll just end with this

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What's on your list today? Stephanie? Thank you so much for joining us. Uh, it's an absolute pleasure to be able to talk to you

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Thank you for inviting me. It's a pleasure to be on your show

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I love that your show is called milky mondays because I think

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Mondays are like the

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the hardest day of

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It's the hardest day of the week for people to get through I think so

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It's cool to give people something exciting to look out for

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And without further ado, chris simerman salter. So this is pretty pretty neat. Yeah, no, I appreciate this. Thank you for including me

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I

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Sat down. I spoke to paul eiding. Yeah, you can't write. We're joined by our very special guest for today

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We have uh kim my guest with us. Uh, otherwise known as uh, meiling from from metal gear solid. Thank you for joining us

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Oh, yes. Thank you for having me. Let's talk to tom and yarl jankins. Thank you so much for joining us today, sir

[02:38:55]
Absolutely a pleasure. Thank you very much for having me, man

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100 right off the bat. I want to say I'm extremely

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Genuinely thankful to uh be talking to you right now. Jeremy. So welcome to the it's my pleasure now. Do I

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How do I tell me how to correctly mispronounce your name?

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Um, we are here with one mr. James haran

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Who the listeners will know as uh skull face james. Welcome to the show. Thank you for joining us today

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Thank you for having me pleasure to be here. Thanks for joining us fingers. How's everything going this evening?

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I'm doing pretty good, man. Uh, feeling pretty good. Just got a new track out today

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It's one of those like hectic promo days, you know, it goes

[02:39:34]
Sam who do we have on the podcast today? Oh god, we got a couple of guests on the show

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We have a very we have two very special guests this time for the special edition. We've got um

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john summerfield junior and tim right otherwise known as our fathers

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We got our rat dad for the rat dad club. We're talking to ryan payton

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Um, who is just a wonderful dude and you can find us at red robin. Yeah, thank you

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Not a belby squared redmond

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Mr. Uh ryan kinkade aka, uh nitroid. Thank you for joining us. Thank you for having me a little interview with peter lury

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Thank you so much for taking the time to talk to us. No, the pleasure is all mine

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And look at that now we're recording a podcast

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It's like magic and we're back

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That was great, right guys. That was really enjoying. That was so good. I loved every second of it

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It was so good

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Oh, can I get a hug?

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Sorry

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See e-girl mode

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Oh

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Oh, no, oh, yeah, I'm mopping my tears up with more tears

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Is it good, uh guys, I just I can't do this right. I can't do this anymore. I just think it's like I'm done

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I just

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I was like, you know that microphone that's made out of the two ears that amaranth uses on stream

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Well, I'm taking that thing's job. So yo

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I really quickly just wanted to say as we're as we're kind of wrapping up here

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This like this was a big this episode was a very big undertaking. I helped a little bit with

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With it, uh, but alessio put in a lot of work to do these clips. Yeah

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I also want to give a shout out to

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Zach James who did who found the death stranding clips for me

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While I was looking at other stuff. So Zach James put in some work to get some clips as well. So thank you Zach

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Um, but yeah, this was a this was a lot of a lot of effort a lot of listening a lot of going back where I'm in a sing and uh

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Yeah, thank you. Alessio for

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Thanks, Sam and thanks Zach. I didn't really Zach could have helped out. So big ups to Zach

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I'll also big ups to Zach for being on the patreon farewell video because there's somebody on this recording who was not a part of that

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Wasn't me and it wasn't alessio

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Yikes do some subtraction

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Isaac is

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Sign more like by zik

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Oh no, no Isaac. I love you to death

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And on that note we should

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We should quickly get out of here. Uh, yes. Let's leave. Yes. Uh, no, no, no. So I think

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a couple important things

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One

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If you're hearing this

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Yum, you literally have until the end of the day today on release day

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To get us your farewell messages. You're listening to this shit on tuesday or shit. I'll look you better

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You better work. You better work batch

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if you're

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If if if ruPaul catches you not listening to this on monday

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No, if you if you are listening to this on tuesday, I'll give you this much if you're listening to it on tuesday

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You have until like five p.m. Eastern time

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To get your fucking farewell message to me

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Um, so that's alessio at alessiosommerfield.com. Alessio spelled a l e s s i o

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Um, but yeah, no get those in asap because you're gonna hear all of them

[02:43:40]
next week

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And likewise, what's happening next week guys? Um, we're doing a final listener response episode

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um, and

[02:43:51]
The highly anticipated secret interview that we've been teasing

[02:43:55]
Is also happening in that episode so uh, very excited about those two things. Oh, um, yeah

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It's a very very very very very very very very very very very important interview. Yeah, isaac was star struck

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Yeah, oh 100 monumental interview

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Yes, star struck monumental. Yes

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Let's just say

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Never in our wildest dreams

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Um, but yeah, no you should you should definitely tune in next week

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Uh, you should check that out and you should also go to facebook.com

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slash metal gear mondays

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Hang out there because there are people in the comments that are fantastic people

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I can't I can't say whether or not the social is going to be heavily maintained after the month of november

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2021

[02:44:47]
You should definitely go there. Um

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And if I just I commented on uh, facebook

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Um, to somebody's comment on one of the farewell posts that we made and that person legitimately just subscribed to my youtube channel

[02:45:02]
Which is oh hell yeah, I'm not saying versus Sam. Just do that is the third time

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I love how to plug gotta plug gotta plug always always abp always be plugging

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That's very gross

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Um, I will say this so I do believe and I may be

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90%

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Telling the truth on this. I'm not sure things are kind of shifting as we go

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But I do believe that the discord is going to become invite only

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Once the patreon doesn't exist

[02:45:37]
Um, so if you want to get on on that action asap the patreon is being torn down at the end of november

[02:45:43]
So if you're hearing this and it's still november

[02:45:45]
Chippin that dollar to get the access

[02:45:49]
Um, and then you don't have to pay anything ever again

[02:45:52]
Um, or try to hunt down

[02:45:55]
Warren minnecks

[02:45:57]
Tori Cortez

[02:45:59]
Or chris hampton or myself whatever anybody, uh, and we'll get you a an invite but currently as of recording

[02:46:08]
Um, there is no public way to get an invite

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so

[02:46:12]
Super secret club

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Isaac what would roi cambell say if he was slowly driving by and whispering

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He would say

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I also love the fact that there are probably like thousands of people who exist out in the world somewhere who are obsessed with

[02:46:40]
Isaac who we will never meet

[02:46:44]
But uh, but yeah, man, that that makes me sad

[02:46:49]
So what what that means is because everywhere you go you have to speak up very loudly so that somebody can go holy shit is that is it

[02:46:57]
Cool, um, I think that's it. I'm trying to think if there's any other special announcements to be made

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Uh, tell a friend

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Go listen to the interviews go listen to the old episodes. There is gold

[02:47:08]
Go listen to that fan fiction episode

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yesterday

[02:47:13]
yesterday

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Um, and this episode is brought to you by bath and body works graphite for men pocket back anti

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It changed my life guys. Yeah. Yeah, COVID's still real go get your pocket back bacterial antibacterial little mini

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Micro soaps that you put in your bag pocket

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Um

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And tell your mother you love her

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Or listen, I don't want to I mean there are some people who have tenses relationships right right right right mother

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Hey, hey, hold on. Hold on. But just know they they still love you even though there are pieces of shit

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Tell tell anybody that you love you love them. How's that?

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Yes, tell anybody you love that you love them until some people you've never met that you love them

[02:47:59]
Tell complete strangers on the street that you love them and then open the trench coat. No, no

[02:48:04]
I can't you should talk to strangers

[02:48:15]
I don't know if I ever said this on the podcast, but when I first moved to New York

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I was

[02:48:20]
very lonely

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And on the first couple of weeks of taking the train to work. I flashed a

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Rider on the subway. No, no the first couple weeks taking the train to work

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There would be these homeless people who'd get on the train and they'd be like

[02:48:34]
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so sorry to bother you. I just need a couple of dollars

[02:48:37]
I gotta and they would whatever like I'd see the same people and they they would tell different stories

[02:48:42]
I mean, I'm sure some of them actually needed help and

[02:48:45]
Um, and those people do need help but like in general it would just be like, hey, I need a couple of bucks

[02:48:50]
I need to go see my family. I can't

[02:48:53]
Pay the uber ride to go to the airport whatever whatever was going on

[02:48:58]
So I literally wrote an entire monologue

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of

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Ladies gentlemen, I'm so sorry to bother you. My name is Alyssa Summerfield. I host a podcast about video games

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I'm really into Evangelion

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If if you want to talk about movies my email address is

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Summerfield at gmail.com

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Like I had this whole I had this whole monologue written and I was totally gonna do it

[02:49:20]
I was so gonna do it and then fucking COVID happened you guys

[02:49:25]
So I never got to do it, but I guess I could do it now

[02:49:29]
I guess you could and it's one of those things that wouldn't even be the weirdest thing any of them saw that day

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sure that people at first would be like god damn it. He's saying ladies and gentlemen

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What's about to happen?

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They'll be relieved mostly. Yeah, people would probably start laughing

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So or they think I'm being a dick to help most people

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So

[02:49:48]
Anyway, I just want to get that off my chest. I love you guys. Um

[02:49:53]
Yeah, uh

[02:49:55]
Nighty night sleep tight and just remember

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The box can't hurt you

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It's not a monster. It's just a box. It's just a box

[02:50:17]
It's a good-looking boy

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Do you mind if I keep this picture?